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DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« on: October 17, 2013, 08:47:02 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023874753

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Look at what a cowardly right-wing a**hole put under my wiper at Target tonight.


 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this really does happen. How desperately sad must this person's life be that they carry around copies of this in their car, waiting for just the right moment? The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone. Of course, this person was too cowardly to wait around to discuss it with me.



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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 08:52:48 PM »
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 08:54:44 PM »
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How desperately sad must this person's life be that they carry around copies of this in their car, waiting for just the right moment?
Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.

Oh, wait...
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 09:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 17, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.

Oh, wait...

At least these signs are actually amusing.   :rofl:
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 09:02:05 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 17, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.

Oh, wait...

Or vandalizing cars with Bush 2004 stickers on them...well worst than that.

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Re: Re: Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 09:08:08 PM »
Quote from: jukin on October 17, 2013, 09:02:05 PM
Or vandalizing cars with Bush 2004 stickers on them...well worst than that.

Or Cheney 2016 stickers.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 09:17:01 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sure, sure.

That note looks like someone grabbed a piece of scratch paper out of the glove compartment and hand-scrawled it.

The primitives need to give up this old lie; one of these days, such a thing might really happen, but nobody's going to believe it, because the primitives have lied so much and so long about things like this.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 09:19:57 PM »
How quick they forget how they left notes on cars with Bush stickers, how they wrote impeach Bush on dollar bills, and how they put liberal books inside dust jackets of conservative books at book stores.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2013, 09:26:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 17, 2013, 09:17:01 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sure, sure.

That note looks like someone grabbed a piece of scratch paper out of the glove compartment and hand-scrawled it.

The primitives need to give up this old lie; one of these days, such a thing might really happen, but nobody's going to believe it, because the primitives have lied so much and so long about things like this.

Just like the boy who cried WOLF. Or the DUmmie who cried COP IN THE BUSHES.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2013, 09:30:08 PM »
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The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone.

 :whatever:

How do you know it was the car of the one who placed the accurate advise on yours? And how does seeing the stickers on another car translate into them taking your stupid magnet?

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Of course, this person was too cowardly to wait around to discuss it with me.

Oh please, no one is scared of you whack jobs. Of course, you make these claims while safely tucked away behind the protection provided for you on Skin's island. Coward.

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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2013, 09:34:40 PM »
Nice font you used there, (D)Ummie.  What's it called,  Liberal (D)oUche Sans Serif?
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2013, 03:10:28 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 17, 2013, 09:30:08 PM
:whatever:

How do you know it was the car of the one who placed the accurate advise on yours? And how does seeing the stickers on another car translate into them taking your stupid magnet?
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I don't think the magnet was taken, DUmmie was just lamenting that it was a wonder it wasn't.

Don't worry, DUmmie, no Tea Party Rethuglican will touch your precious magnet.  We wouldn't soil our hands in that manner.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2013, 04:09:28 AM »
I believe the DUmmie's story.  I have seen pads of these Post-It notes available for sale on some conservative websites.  They're funny as all getout, and it (obviously) got the desired effect.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2013, 07:14:50 AM »
I believe it too, BSS.  Thanks for sharing, bbernardini, it made me laugh. 
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2013, 07:36:23 AM »
That. Was. AWESOME!!!
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2013, 07:39:01 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on October 18, 2013, 03:10:28 AM
I don't think the magnet was taken, DUmmie was just lamenting that it was a wonder it wasn't.

Oh yeah, I got that. Maybe the idiot just worded it wrong, because given how he said it sounds like he was afraid that when he *would* come out of the store he would find his magnet gone (I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone.). He had already come out of the store, so why say you "might come out of the store to find" when you've already come out of the store? Makes no sense.

If he felt that way at the moment he read the note, he should have said "The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might walk to the back of my car to find my Obama magnet gone."

Figures the stupid primitive can't even word his own story correctly.

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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2013, 11:24:00 AM »
Forget placing it under the windshield wiper, the only way to get through to them it to slap it between their mongoloid eyes.

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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2013, 01:30:27 PM »
Where do you get that font?
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2013, 01:47:23 PM »
Not enough Comic Sans.

Looks like Bradley Hand ITC in Microsoft Word.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2013, 05:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 17, 2013, 09:19:57 PM
How quick they forget how they left notes on cars with Bush stickers, how they wrote impeach Bush on dollar bills, and how they put liberal books inside dust jackets of conservative books at book stores.

I remember when these clowns thought they were so clever carrying around enlistment forms for "just the right moment".

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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2013, 05:21:54 PM »
Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2013, 05:47:46 PM »
Obviously a mole who found a very clever way of insulting DUmmies to their faces.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2013, 06:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on October 18, 2013, 05:21:54 PM
Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.

Really?

Why?
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2013, 06:55:57 PM »
It's funny regardless of political leanings.
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Re: DUmmy "bbernardini" finds a note on car
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2013, 07:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 18, 2013, 06:53:04 PM
Really?

Why?

Yeah, really, WHY?

Isn't having a DUmbass sticker like that on you car punishment enough?  It's almost like having a flashing neon sign on you car's roof that reads:  "Hey, I'm a DUmbass!"   :rotf:

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