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Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« on: October 17, 2013, 01:10:15 PM »
I've said this more than a few times . . . Dilution is the solution to pollution.  Even the 'manmade' kind. :pisscontest:

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Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir

October 16, 2013 4:51 PM

PORTLAND, Ore.  (CBS Seattle) – A Portland, Oregon man urinated in a Mt. Tabor reservoir Wednesday causing the city to take it’s critical water supply off line and dump millions in gallons of water.
 
According to The Oregonian, officials saw five people throwing objects into the reservoir, while one person began to urinate into it through the fencing. Police did not cite the 21-year-old or his friends, but the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office may press criminal charges after surveillance video and police reports are reviewed.
 
“It’ll kind of depend on what the surveillance video shows,” Sgt. Pete Simpson explained to the newspaper.  ”He’s not out of the water yet.”

An administrator for the Water Bureau, David Shaff, said that because of this incident, roughly 7.8 million gallons of drinking water will be discarded.  He said the bureau often finds dead animals in the same drinking supply but the water isn’t dumped.
 
“This is different,” Shaff told the newspaper. “Do you want to drink pee?”

I seem to remember a W.C. Fields quote, something along these lines: "I never drink water.  Fish shit in it." 

A few ounces into 7.8 million gallons.  It'd probably be on the magnitude of parts per trillion.  People are guilty of this:

:runaway: :panic:

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/10/16/water-supply-cut-off-after-man-urinates-in-reservoir/

As for the question in the last paragraph of the quote, someone never heard of Bear Gryllis, just to name one . . . :pisscontest:
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »
Whatever happened to common sense?  :rant:


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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 01:20:53 PM »
What the hell is the water treatment plant for if not to remove impurities? Our water comes from a public lake with boats, jetskis and fishing all allowed.
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 01:24:32 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 17, 2013, 01:19:43 PM
Whatever happened to common sense?  :rant:

Umm...

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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 02:11:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 17, 2013, 01:10:15 PM
I've said this more than a few times . . . Dilution is the solution to pollution.  Even the 'manmade' kind. :pisscontest:

...W.C. Fields... "I never drink water.  Fish shit in it." 

Mr. Dukenfield used a brief Anglo-Saxon word to state that fish procreate therein.
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 02:15:15 PM »
The reservoir is full of pollutants that is diluted and they shut it off over someone urinating?????????????   :???: :mental:  :bs:
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 02:36:04 PM »
Quote from: ExGeeEye on October 17, 2013, 02:11:49 PM
Mr. Dukenfield used a brief Anglo-Saxon word to state that fish procreate therein.

I knew it was a four-letter word. :o

I also knew that it wasn't the worst four-letter word in the world, to the DUmp . . . "work."
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 04:28:31 PM »
Fish **** in there!  Piss is sterile! I piss in NYC reservoirs  every chance I get! I get a kick that they don't let you walk your dog on the closed roads around the reservoir but the goose shit is overwhelming! You can't avoid it!
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2013, 04:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on October 17, 2013, 01:24:32 PM
Umm...

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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2013, 04:49:07 PM »
Swallow a camel and gag on a gnat....but they'd drink Obama piss straight from the faucet.
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2013, 06:09:07 AM »
"Bird poops in ocean. Officials shut down beaches."
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Re: Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2013, 08:33:05 AM »
Where did they dump the water?  In the river?   :lmao:  What a bunch of dumbasses. 
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