Probably because she is full of it.
You know, I've watched the primitives for twelve years now, and I'm sure there's many here who've watched them for a similarly-long time.
Can anybody think of another primitive who ever ascribed to himself the qualities of God, as much as the oblate spheroid has?
It boggles the mind, that she of all people, of all primitives, has such a high opinion of herself; I never seen such a wide chasm between fantasy and reality.