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snakes don't bother me, as long as they aren't rattling on the back end, anyway!(oh, a bitch slap for bad grammar!! )
Quote from: Flame on June 22, 2008, 05:51:26 PMsnakes don't bother me, as long as they aren't rattling on the back end, anyway!(oh, a bitch slap for bad grammar!! )We do have rattle snakes here, that was my first concern.Grammer was not a priority, I could of been strangled to death by a snake!This looks like the guy:
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 10:08:01 PMQuote from: Flame on June 22, 2008, 05:51:26 PMsnakes don't bother me, as long as they aren't rattling on the back end, anyway!(oh, a bitch slap for bad grammar!! )We do have rattle snakes here, that was my first concern.Grammer was not a priority, I could of been strangled to death by a snake!This looks like the guy:You will be strangled by me if you refuse to use "have" instead of "of". Cool snake though.
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 22, 2008, 10:10:06 PMQuote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 10:08:01 PMQuote from: Flame on June 22, 2008, 05:51:26 PMsnakes don't bother me, as long as they aren't rattling on the back end, anyway!(oh, a bitch slap for bad grammar!! )We do have rattle snakes here, that was my first concern.Grammer was not a priority, I could of been strangled to death by a snake!This looks like the guy:You will be strangled by me if you refuse to use "have" instead of "of". Cool snake though. You really are linda numbers.......
lindanumbers would tsk-tsk you for eating outdoors, at an establishment that does not include a maitre'd, a wine list, and a freshly-pressed linen tablecloth. Not to mention your atrocious choice of attire, sir.
Re: I just seen...
QuoteRe: I just seen...I'm sure you meant "I just saw". :innocent:
Quote from: Chris on June 22, 2008, 10:26:36 PMlindanumbers would tsk-tsk you for eating outdoors, at an establishment that does not include a maitre'd, a wine list, and a freshly-pressed linen tablecloth. Not to mention your atrocious choice of attire, sir. I even used a plastic knife!
my first Nevada snake.....I had on shorts and slip on shoes....was eating outside at a summer bbq...right in front of my table, there it was, it's little head sticking up...like it was smiling at me....I let everyone know "there's dessert"....One old guy was going to save my life, but it seemed like it took him twenty minutes to get to me....I just simply stood up and walked away...I did not want to try to get close enough to take a picture as there were some small barefoot kids that I had to warn....of course I told one young lady that it had "three heads" and she screamed....LOL Then we seen two of them...one slithered up the trunk of a pine tree....so look above when walking under trees!
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 10:31:13 PMQuote from: Chris on June 22, 2008, 10:26:36 PMlindanumbers would tsk-tsk you for eating outdoors, at an establishment that does not include a maitre'd, a wine list, and a freshly-pressed linen tablecloth. Not to mention your atrocious choice of attire, sir. I even used a plastic knife!You caveman! I suppose you used *gasp* PAPER napkins as well??Probably didn't use any at all. Probably used his shirt sleeve. *mutters*
Ok re-read the original OP with this in mind....Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Now the only thing I have difficulty reconciling in my interpretation of the story is the last line about it slithering up a tree and the PSA to look above when walking under trees. I'll let you peeps decide, what is Rob trying to tell us? Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 05:43:56 PMmy first Nevada snake.....I had on shorts and slip on shoes....was eating outside at a summer bbq...right in front of my table, there it was, it's little head sticking up...like it was smiling at me....I let everyone know "there's dessert"....One old guy was going to save my life, but it seemed like it took him twenty minutes to get to me....I just simply stood up and walked away...I did not want to try to get close enough to take a picture as there were some small barefoot kids that I had to warn....of course I told one young lady that it had "three heads" and she screamed....LOL Then we seen two of them...one slithered up the trunk of a pine tree....so look above when walking under trees!
Quote from: Schadenfreude on June 22, 2008, 10:57:07 PMOk re-read the original OP with this in mind....Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Now the only thing I have difficulty reconciling in my interpretation of the story is the last line about it slithering up a tree and the PSA to look above when walking under trees. I'll let you peeps decide, what is Rob trying to tell us? Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 05:43:56 PMmy first Nevada snake.....I had on shorts and slip on shoes....was eating outside at a summer bbq...right in front of my table, there it was, it's little head sticking up...like it was smiling at me....I let everyone know "there's dessert"....One old guy was going to save my life, but it seemed like it took him twenty minutes to get to me....I just simply stood up and walked away...I did not want to try to get close enough to take a picture as there were some small barefoot kids that I had to warn....of course I told one young lady that it had "three heads" and she screamed....LOL Then we seen two of them...one slithered up the trunk of a pine tree....so look above when walking under trees!You just made me blush.
Lennon-McCartney apparently agree with Rob.
Quote from: Flame on June 22, 2008, 05:51:26 PMsnakes don't bother me, as long as they aren't rattling on the back end, anyway!(oh, a bitch slap for bad grammar!! )You've probably never SEEN a cotton mouth water moccasin, a coral snake, or a copperhead. Ratllesnakes aren't the only evil snakes out there.
