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Offline Karin

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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #75 on: October 11, 2013, 10:20:30 AM »
In that ad for the ant farm that Charles posted.  What is wrong with that girl's eyes? 
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #76 on: October 11, 2013, 10:51:11 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 11, 2013, 10:20:30 AM
In that ad for the ant farm that Charles posted.  What is wrong with that girl's eyes? 

She's staring in wonderment and amazement at the amusing antics of the DUmmie Ants:

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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #77 on: October 11, 2013, 10:53:25 AM »
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nadinbrzezinski (126,745 posts)    Thu Oct 10, 2013, 08:05 PM

I fart in their general direction.

 :rotf:  It would take 2 years for a fart out of your rectum to hit the surface  :rotf:
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #78 on: October 11, 2013, 10:54:17 AM »
We have 11 guest reading this thread right now...Boy they sure are keeping track of our every word.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #79 on: October 11, 2013, 10:54:45 AM »
Amber is unnerved by us. ....good, no nerves, no nervous breakdown, no SSDI.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #80 on: October 11, 2013, 10:57:59 AM »
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nadinbrzezinski (126,745 posts)    Thu Oct 10, 2013, 08:05 PM

I fart in their general direction.

Nadin's flatulence could be as deadly as a Fukushima gas cloud.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2013, 11:04:21 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on October 11, 2013, 10:57:59 AM
Nadin's flatulence could be as deadly as a Fukushima gas cloud.


    How do you know that gas cloud ISN'T Nadin's fart? I don't know where she's been.

    (see, DUmmies? When you guys go popping off at the mouth, we run with it. That's not stalking - that's ridicule. Huge difference.)
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2013, 11:56:31 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 11, 2013, 10:53:25 AM
:rotf:  It would take 2 years for a fart out of your rectum to hit the surface  :rotf:

 :lmao:Geezuz, I about died.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2013, 12:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 11, 2013, 10:53:25 AM
:rotf:  It would take 2 years for a fart out of your rectum to hit the surface  :rotf:


 Now THAT bends.

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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #84 on: October 11, 2013, 12:07:16 PM »
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I fart in their general direction.

Really gnads? That's all you could come up with? I know it's hard to beat an original thought out of that misshapen gourd you call a head, but stealing material from a 70's British movie? That wasn't even the best insult in it.

Now go away before I make castanets out of your testicles.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #85 on: October 11, 2013, 04:27:12 PM »
Though I've not (yet) contacted the entities in Tucson that deal with folks in Amber's 'situation', I feel as if it should be done.
After all, she is in this situation BY HER OWN CHOICE, it was COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE.

Why should the good people of Arizona be saddled with caring for her fat and worthless ass?
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #86 on: October 11, 2013, 07:41:43 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 11, 2013, 04:27:12 PM

Why should the good people of Arizona be saddled with caring for her fat and worthless ass?

Because that's what parasites do. They feed on and drain the host then move on to another host.

The taxpayers of Oregon don't realize just how lucky they are when ladyfreeDUmb and her dreamboat Dave aborted their trek somewhere in Kansas.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2013, 08:04:33 PM »
We probably won't hear from Amber tonight.

In her line of work, every Friday night is like the day after Thanksgiving at WalMart.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #88 on: October 11, 2013, 08:08:45 PM »
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    Exactly what problems could we be causing a homeless, jobless, penniless woman who moved to Tucson to stalk the Real Slim Oldie, only to switch her fancy to Chief Nothankee of the Iduhwantnun tribe?

Speaking of homeless, whatever happened to that one who had an iphone and lived in her car, Honey Boo Boo, or something.

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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #89 on: October 11, 2013, 08:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 11, 2013, 07:41:43 PM
Because that's what parasites do. They feed on and drain the host then move on to another host.

The taxpayers of Oregon don't realize just how lucky they are when ladyfreeDUmb and her dreamboat Dave aborted their trek somewhere in Kansas.

She lived here? Actually don't know why she'd leave, we're a freaking paradise for deadbeats and the homeless.

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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2013, 08:13:10 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 11, 2013, 08:08:45 PM
Speaking of homeless, whatever happened to that one who had an iphone and lived in her car, Honey Boo Boo, or something.

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Nobody's heard from Bobolink in months (possibly a year).
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2013, 08:16:44 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 11, 2013, 08:08:45 PM
Speaking of homeless, whatever happened to that one who had an iphone and lived in her car, Honey Boo Boo, or something.
Thta would be our old friend DUmmy bobbolink. Compared to Amber, bobbolink was middle class.

Amber dreams of the day when she can afford a 1986 Buick. Also, unlike Amber, bobbolink was fairly literate.

But bobbolink apparently expired in the Buick, decomposed, liquified, leaked throught the rusted out floorboards, and found her final resting place as an oily patch on a Colorado parking lot.

That's considerably more of a legacy than Amber is likely to leave behind.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2013, 08:30:58 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 11, 2013, 08:16:44 PM
Thta would be our old friend DUmmy bobbolink. Compared to Amber, bobbolink was middle class.

Amber dreams of the day when she can afford a 1986 Buick. Also, unlike Amber, bobbolink was fairly literate.

But bobbolink apparently expired in the Buick, decomposed, liquified, leaked throught the rusted out floorboards, and found her final resting place as an oily patch on a Colorado parking lot.

That's considerably more of a legacy than Amber is likely to leave behind.

I don't know. When the group of illegals bury her in the AZ dessert, they might pick the same spot where Geronimo once pooped.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2013, 10:30:33 PM »
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I fart in their general direction. 

I hope it was wet, and runny, you dumb bitch.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #94 on: October 12, 2013, 03:35:16 PM »

Amber is so worried about being stalked that she just can't help her self, she has to keep posting...I guess she is addicted to DU...

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But one of the other DUmmies calls her on her supposed fear of us:

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3. Aren't you being cyber stalked?

So why are you still posting?

Looks like Sammy understands that if you have a fear of something you usually steer clear of it, not walk into it with open arms.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #95 on: October 12, 2013, 03:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Linda on October 12, 2013, 03:35:16 PM
Amber is so worried about being stalked that she just can't help her self, she has to keep posting...I guess she is addicted to DU...

But one of the other DUmmies calls her on her supposed fear of us:

Looks like Sammy understands that if you have a fear of something you usually steer clear of it, not walk into it with open arms.

I saw that earlier, and wondered what to make of it.

I think Amber's now certifiably ga-ga, and her sisters and ancient father need to put her away, where she can't hurt herself, and nobody else can hurt her.

You know, earlier today, I was reading one of those old National Geographic pictorial books--this one published in 1973--about life in the Ozarks.

I'd never paid much attention to the Ozarks because I'm not one of these in to scenery and panorama and eye-candy and wonders of nature; I'm far more interested in people, than in places.

But the Ozarks look like a pretty nice, restful, mellow place to be, and one's left wondering why Amber prefers the dirty concrete and congestion of Tucson instead.  If she wan't having the good life in the Ozarks, Hell, she's not going to find the good life anywhere.

I noticed something else that sparked my curiosity, and quickly checked the other old National Geographic pictorial books here--there's over a hundred of them--and found the same thing.  If one inspects the people in the photographs closely, they all seemed a lot thinner than people are today.

One wonders what's happened the past forty years.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #96 on: October 12, 2013, 04:44:31 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 12, 2013, 03:48:55 PM

I noticed something else that sparked my curiosity, and quickly checked the other old National Geographic pictorial books here--there's over a hundred of them--and found the same thing.  If one inspects the people in the photographs closely, they all seemed a lot thinner than people are today.

One wonders what's happened the past forty years.

Food stamps and fast food...living off the government teat making people lazier than a three toed sloth.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #97 on: October 12, 2013, 07:13:52 PM »
Amber got lit up by some bad peyote.
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #98 on: October 12, 2013, 11:07:47 PM »
Is poor AmberDingy still running with Chief BlindAsABat???
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Re: Amber is unnerved by us.
« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2013, 11:17:18 PM »
How's Dave doing?  Haven't heard much from him.  Hope he's okay.
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