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Amber's latest gentleman update
« on: October 10, 2013, 04:57:34 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:17 PM

So I found out what my Gentleman Friend does for a living.

He is a U.S. immigrant worker! That's right he goes to Mexico and does harvest and planting work.

He started this when he was out of high school. Him and a bunch of friend decided to do it for the adventure. He found a vocation.

And a vocation it really is! He now is trained to use many different farming machines and has been hired on both sides of the border due to his reputation!

He has overseen many a operation. He is very proud of his work and I can see why! There is a lot more to it than just going into a field and picking stuff. I never really knew there was so much to it!

I think it is awesome!


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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:21 PM
2. I know!

When you think of immigrant workers, you think of people that come up from Mexico and work in the fields and then head back down.

I did not the reverse was happening.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:29 PM
4. 6 foot. 40 years old...

Long black hair, super dark eyes and a perfect 6-pack!

As I stated in another post, I am trying to be good, but that Apache has me thinking in a naughty way!

If he's real, I still say he's a cannibal.  

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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2013, 05:01:00 PM »
So Amber's got a pimp now?
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2013, 05:01:56 PM »
Um, I thought the phrase was 'migrant worker'.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2013, 05:04:26 PM »
Love or a repeat customer?
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2013, 05:17:02 PM »
I did not realize that Mexico had an open boarder policy also.

Interesting times if he get's caught. I would think that Amber would look pretty good then.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 05:40:11 PM »
Does this mean she is over the heartbreak caused by Dave, aided and abetted by Chad?

How quickly she forgets.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 05:54:15 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:29 PM
4. 6 foot. 40 years old...

Long black hair, super dark eyes and a perfect 6-pack!

No mention of mental illness or visual impairments?


Curious.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2013, 06:13:32 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 10, 2013, 04:57:34 PM

If he's real, I still say he's a cannibal.  



     I hope he has a taste for body odor and 9 volt batteries.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 06:49:38 PM »
I think this statement needs to be explored . . .

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:29 PM
4. 6 foot. 40 years old...

Long black hair, super dark eyes and a perfect 6-pack!

Coors Light?  Budweiser?  Old Milwaukee?  Rolling Rock? :???:
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 06:54:30 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2013, 06:49:38 PM
I think this statement needs to be explored . . .

Coors Light?  Budweiser?  Old Milwaukee?  Rolling Rock? :???:

Because you have to have a very low body fat percentage to achieve the six-pack look, I suspect your intuition is leading you to what kind of six pack she is actually admiring.  
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 07:06:30 PM »
Please don't use these moron's full names even though they may have been stupid enough to post their full names on the internet. Thanks!! :)
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2013, 08:40:58 PM »
This is the first transparent, full-blown DOTY campaign since coach's girlfriend came over here.

Unfortunately, she lost and killed herself.

It would be cool to see Tangerine LaBamba 2.0.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2013, 08:50:28 PM »
Quote from: Thor on October 10, 2013, 07:06:30 PM
Please don't use these moron's full names even though they may have been stupid enough to post their full names on the internet. Thanks!! :)

Can we say yellow rock?






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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2013, 10:41:30 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 10, 2013, 05:01:56 PM
Um, I thought the phrase was 'migrant worker'.

Does that make him a Reverse Wetback?
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2013, 10:53:49 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,130 posts) Thu Oct 10, 2013, 05:17 PM

So I found out what my Gentleman Friend does for a living.

He is a U.S. immigrant worker! That's right he goes to Mexico and does harvest and planting work.

Hooking up with an American Indian who crosses the border to plant and harvest  money crops in Mexico...

Amber's life is about to turn into a Robert Rodriguez movie.

NSFW:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blnY-zImgZU[/youtube]

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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2013, 10:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 10, 2013, 05:01:56 PM
Um, I thought the phrase was 'migrant worker'.

Migrant pimp?   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

Something tells me Chris, that this relationship is just not going to end well for her. We already got her saying she is not gonna post at DU much now. I wonder how much of that was him?  

Hades fire... my alarm bells are going off in a major way. If you are reading this LadyFreedom... please, please, please run away from this guy as fast as you can!!! This will not end well for you.


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Hooking up with an American Indian who crosses the border to plant and harvest  money crops in Mexico...


I missed that, BD. Now that I see that... something tells me the reverse migrant worker is a drug dealer and is looking for a mule. And what a mule he will get with her.

Better run away as fast as you can, Ladyfreedom.
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2013, 11:13:48 PM »
Ya know, I ALMOST feel sorry for the woman........










Nahhh, NO I don't!!  :-)
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2013, 11:17:45 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 10, 2013, 10:58:12 PM
I missed that, BD. Now that I see that... something tells me the reverse migrant worker is a drug dealer and is looking for a mule. And what a mule he will get with her.

Better run away as fast as you can, Ladyfreedom.

In a life marked by bad choices, this is one of the worst. LFR should thank her lucky stars that the dispassionate observers on CC are giving her good, solid advice that may keep her alive- as opposed to her false friends at the DUmp.

When I said "the coyotes will get her", I meant it. Best case scenario: she'll get busted at the border with a key of Mexican Brown in her snatch. Worst case: She'll disappear, and Harlequin Tonto will move on to his next victim.

I got $5 that says she disappears. I got another $5 that says we'll point it out before the DUmpmonkeys notice that she's gone. Any takers?
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
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Re: Amber's latest gentleman update
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2013, 02:56:17 AM »
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