More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned

[Buckinfitch]

Why don't these idiots just ban recess altogether? While they are at it, why don't they ban pens and pencils? They could accidentally stab themselves with the sharp points. And maybe paper should be banned also. Paper cuts can be excruciating. At lunch period, they should make kids eat with their fingers. They might accidentally stab themselves with a fork, or chip a tooth with a spoon. Of course, by using their fingers, they could accidentally bite their own fingers. Ban lunch time as well.
 The libs are all for taking the joy out of life. What are they going to do when a kid trips on his own feet? Ban feet?
What's next?, ban selling bicycles and pom poms too, good gawd.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/middle-school-bans-cartwheels-tag-all-sorts-of-balls-fun-at-recess/article14768645/

[Big Dog]

Why don't these idiots just ban recess altogether? While they are at it, why don't they ban pens and pencils? They could accidentally stab themselves with the sharp points. And maybe paper should be banned also. Paper cuts can be excruciating. At lunch period, they should make kids eat with their fingers. They might accidentally stab themselves with a fork, or chip a tooth with a spoon. Of course, by using their fingers, they could accidentally bite their own fingers. Ban lunch time as well.
 The libs are all for taking the joy out of life. What are they going to do when a kid trips on his own feet? Ban feet?
What's next?, ban selling bicycles and pom poms too, good gawd.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/middle-school-bans-cartwheels-tag-all-sorts-of-balls-fun-at-recess/article14768645/

Ban fingers!



If it saves only one eye, it's worth it.

[JohnnyReb]

We must make fat kids because, if it weren't for fat kids, Moochelle Obama wouldn't have anything to do.

[Airwolf]

No wonder Russia is laughing at us.

[Wineslob]

Well, I wouldn't want anyone tagging my balls while I do cartwheels.