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DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« on: October 09, 2013, 11:20:48 PM »
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Encounter with an A$$*ol* Republican Teabagger at the grocery store.


 My car has developed some vacuum hose leaks (we found two) and hasn't been running well enough for me to risk taking it on the road till all are found and fixed. So I waited till my husband got home from work at 10:15 tonight to take a late night run to the grocery store for necessities (dog food and cat food! as well as people food).
 
While we were loading up his ancient (1994) Chevy van with our purchases, a big guy (older with pale gray hair) walked by asking if we'd seen "the crop of bums we are raising in this country." And my husband answered, "Yeah, and all of them are in Washington."
 
Then he walked back toward us and said, "Did you hear what they are doing with the military in Afghanistan?" And I asked what? He said, "Obama's so petty he's refusing to pay for the funerals and death benefits for the soldiers."
 
I answered, "Well that's because the Republicans shut down the government and won't fund anything."
 
He got angry and said that's not so, blah blah. And I said, "yes it is true. I keep pretty well informed, but I'm not going to argue with you."
 
At which point he became so incensed that he pointed to the groceries that we were loading and said, "Let me ask you this, HOW MUCH OF THAT AM I PAYING FOR?"
 
Now I am incensed, actually infuriated. "Nothing! We both work!" "Yeah, right," was his rejoiner as he made tracks away. I hope not so fast that he didn't hear me say "what an asshole."
 
My husband and I both work and have fortunately never had to rely on public assistance. But I'm not unaware that bad luck and circustances could change that for us as it has for many.
 
What I can't understand is the absolute hatefulness people like that jackass to perfect strangers. And how would have someone who was forced to rely on public assistance felt to hear the contempt of that jackass.
 
I'm not a vindictive person, but I would love to grind his face into a bit of poverty for a while. I don't think he'd learn anything, but one could hope

bet it never happened at all
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2013, 11:29:54 PM »
 :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

^^^despite appearances, not a jumping frog.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2013, 11:54:28 PM »
ZERO bongs. No "So", and not even the hint of a conversion. 

The rethuglican could have at least been brandishing a pistol. 

Pathetic. 
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM »
   Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.


    See for yourself.



    1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2013, 12:20:40 AM »
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 04:26:27 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM
  Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.


    See for yourself.



    1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.

Well done!  Are you HNC in disguise? :wink:

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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 08:01:12 AM »
BFDU!   :rotf:  That was great!  Sounded like the Redeye Robots.  Lurking DUmmies, you really ought to go over and see. 

You upstaged the original bouncy up there, I've completely forgotten it. 
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2013, 08:06:33 AM »
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15. Cool, another high noon at the grocery store. nt

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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 08:17:31 AM »
From the lounge:

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Can I buy my groceries online? I've heard of so many grocery store encounters with right-
winger nuts that I'm scared to go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018495495
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 08:21:29 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 10, 2013, 08:17:31 AM
From the lounge:

Can I buy my groceries online? I've heard of so many grocery store encounters with right-
winger nuts that I'm scared to go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018495495
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 08:35:23 AM »
The President could have paid these benefits through an executive order ... he chose not to.  I wonder what the DUmmy would have said then?  But since this didn't happen, it's a moot point. 
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2013, 08:40:44 AM »
They can't resist going Me Too! Me Too!

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Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:22 AM
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5. I sat down next to a couple of them at McDonald the other day.

One of them was going on about Obama shutting down the WWII memorial and him being a Muslim yada yada yada. I just slammed my tablet shut and went to the other side of the building. It is not worth arguing with them their minds are closed to any facts. All they know is what they hear on Fox news and the radio, you just as well talk to those cats and dogs you were shopping for.

You know, DUmmie docnumbers, this illustrates one thing.

People Are Talking. 
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2013, 08:53:58 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM
  Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.

  See for yourself.

  1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.

H5, Now that's funny.  That guy reminds me of the primitive Loconuts.   :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2013, 09:14:26 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM
  Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.


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    1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2013, 09:18:48 AM »
They imagine this whole thing. They need enemies to thrive. :mental:
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2013, 09:25:39 AM »
And another Me Too tale, which has absolutely no point:

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Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:42 AM
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10. Riding the bus home "from work" because downtown parking is a ransom on it's own....

Old drunk guy is dropping his bills all over the place. I'm smiling and hoping I don't have to bend over to make sure he doesn't lose his money. After the third time he drops not only 1's but 10's and a 20 wrapped inside, I tease him a bit, "Keep trying to give it all back, doncha?"

He's like "Fu** you" and I look at him and say, something like, "Not in your wildest dreams, old man"

Then he tells me, "STFU - I'm from Philly."

"You're from Philly and that means something to me how?" I say because this isn't my first drunk and belligerent on the bus.

So he tells me, "Get a job."

I snap right back, "I HAVE a job, as**ole. Where do you think I just came from?"

"Well, try laying carpet!"

"Hah, I've laid tile." The bus driver chuckled other people were laughing louder.

"Bullshit."

"My whole downstairs basement. Heavy Italian tile, cut it up with a water saw and every thing." Shut is face up for awhile.

He stared at me like he was going to come hit me and I almost wished he had. All I would have had to do was move quickly enough and he would have broken his fist on something behind me. He started sputtering and the driver told him that I had tried to be nice to him and if he didn't watch his language and tone he could get off the bus and stay outside.

Someone with a walker came on and I moved back a few seats. Someone says they saw him give me the middle finger.


At least the bouncy had laughing on-lookers.  I'm not sure what there was to laugh at, though.

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Thu Oct 10, 2013, 01:28 AM
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19. Next time

Next time, remind him YOU are paying for his Fox news watching, Socialist, Social Security and Medicare.
 

 :mental:  No, he is.  And what is that word "Socialist" doing in that sentence?  Looks like a Freudian slip.

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28. this "off their meds" phenomenon must be nationwide-- ran into some crazies in NC

I went to a down home country cookin restaurant that has never been anything but a bunch of friendly rednecks in the ten years or so I patronized it. Last week for the first time ever at breakfast there was a bunch of raging old assholes acting drunk at 8 am, going on about not Obama but Harry Reid. Not all at the same table either, shouting to one another at some distance. Wrote it off as a one time aberration, until hearing last night from my partner that he went back with someone else at breakfast and witnessed the same bunch acting the same way, this time making wild false accusations against Obama.

Again:  People Are Talking.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2013, 09:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 09, 2013, 11:20:48 PM
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bet it never happened at all

My confidence level, of that, is at 100%.  Not even a nice try.

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walked by asking if we'd seen "the crop of bums we are raising in this country."

Happens to me every time I hit Wally World at 2:00AM.......    ::)

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"Keep trying to give it all back, doncha?"

Huh?!?!

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Can I buy my groceries online? I've heard of so many grocery store encounters with right-winger nuts that I'm scared to go.

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  Good one, Mole!

Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 10, 2013, 09:18:48 AM
They imagine this whole thing. They need enemies to thrive. :mental:

They're desperate to sit at the cool table.  These adolescents have never left high school.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2013, 09:55:58 AM »
They really suck at bouncys now.  :(
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2013, 10:06:33 AM »
DUmmy rsmithnumbers must be proud to see other DUmmies copy his writing style.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2013, 10:27:10 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 09, 2013, 11:29:54 PM
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

^^^despite appearances, not a jumping frog.

It could be right under their noses and they wouldn't figure it out.  :-)

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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2013, 10:53:02 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM
  Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.


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    1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.

HOLY COW that's a RIOT!!! I am going to check that site out and have some fun.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2013, 11:02:28 AM »

     Thanks all - many more to come.
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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2013, 02:05:27 PM »
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     Thanks all - many more to come.

That looks like fun.  Don't forget the soap opera going on in the south west desert.





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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2013, 02:15:22 PM »
Quote from: Dori on October 10, 2013, 02:05:27 PM
That looks like fun.  Don't forget the soap opera going on in the south west desert.



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Re: DUmmy "1monster"'s grocery store bouncy
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2013, 02:50:24 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 10, 2013, 12:08:40 AM
  Jesus, I can ANIMATE a better one than that.


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    1monster, I've MET Ben Dayho. You are no Ben Dayho.

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