Author Topic: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council (Read 5428 times)

GOBUCKS · « **on:** October 08, 2013, 12:13:06 AM »

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Mon Oct 7, 2013, 10:54 PM
Omaha Steve (36,921 posts)

Changes at my elect me page...
Over the next 48 hours there will be a lot of traffic to my site. Be the first to look over any changes: http://stevedawes2013.com/

It seems some people can't see the nose in front of their face. I could use a few $ if you have them: http://stevedawes2013.com/contribute.htm

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023804552

Honestly, I have no idea what the big changes are, and cannot imagine there will be any traffic on his site aside from the handful of people here who click on the link.

He's completely ignored by the DUmmies, as he should be.

I am still a little upset that once again he's failed to mention either socialism or his strange, somewhat icky obsession with high school girls' basketball. He may need some help communicating these key parts of his resume.

I have to say that the neckbeard's site is light-years better than the mess Doug helped put together at Gearhart Chevrolet, but the Dawes must have used a union webmaster - one of his tabs has a misspelled word. I'm sure the weeper will read this and get it corrected, though.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:19:15 AM »

Stupid DUmmies never learn. Oh well, it shall be interesting. Can't wait for mini-taco night.

Big Dog · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »

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Mon Oct 7, 2013, 10:54 PM
Omaha Steve (36,921 posts)

It seems some people can't see the nose in front of their face. I could use a few $ if you have them: http://stevedawes2013.com/contribute.htm

It appears Steve Dawes is scolding his fellow DUmmies for not donating to his mini-taco fund.

Parasites don't donate blood, Steve. You'd do better setting up a table with a donation jar outside the WalMart over by the Kennedy Freeway. Wear your fake WWII uniform with your grandfather's Combat Infantry Badge on the chest, and put out your autographed picture of Larry Storch. That should draw donors like a magnet.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2013, 04:44:19 AM »

Quote from: Big Dog on October 08, 2013, 03:59:03 AM

It appears Steve Dawes is scolding his fellow DUmmies for not donating to his mini-taco fund.

Parasites don't donate blood, Steve. You'd do better setting up a table with a donation jar outside the WalMart over by the Kennedy Freeway. Wear your fake WWII uniform with your grandfather's Combat Infantry Badge on the chest, and put out your autographed picture of Larry Storch. That should draw donors like a magnet.

And he's not terribly subtle about it, either.

Sucks to be forgotten by the DUmp, right?

dane · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2013, 05:53:39 AM »

This might have been some sort of Freudian slip.

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I could use a few $ if you have them

I'm sure he meant to type "my campaign" rather than "I".

There have *already* been two responses, both of them a simple 'k&r', and neither has any mention of a donation - not even some good vibes, folded hands, or healing light.

One of them is Laelth. Imagine that.

Tucker · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2013, 06:21:07 AM »

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Yard signs are in! Use the contact tab to get yours.

JohnnyReb · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2013, 07:15:19 AM »

Neckbeard could use some "counciling".

dutch508 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2013, 08:30:29 AM »

What is with the open mouth smile? Looks like he is drooling.

Chris_ · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2013, 08:35:23 AM »

The extra tab on his web page pointing to Marta's Bellevue Cemetery site is pretty creepy.

Yeah, I'mma vote for that guy.

BattleHymn · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:55:05 PM »

The Weeper would get a larger audience of primitives if he registered over here and posted.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:57:38 PM »

Only four responses, one by the weeping neck-beard himself:

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Omaha Steve (36,923 posts)
4. Thank you for the good thoughts

Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.

OS

RWKindaGuy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:58:42 PM »

Quote from: BattleHymn on October 08, 2013, 12:55:05 PM

The Weeper would get a larger audience of primitives if he registered over here and posted.

That's true. More people read threads about him over here, than read his threads over there.

Tucker · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2013, 01:16:27 PM »

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Omaha Steve (36,923 posts)
4. Thank you for the good thoughts

Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.

OS

Why does he do this? Probably another precursor of an announcement that will not materialize.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2013, 04:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on October 08, 2013, 01:16:27 PM

Why does he do this? Probably another precursor of an announcement that will not materialize.

I hope it's another game-changer like his goofy natural gas thing.

In the last election, his natural gas breakthrough propelled him all the way from a microscopic share of the vote to a minuscule share.

This time he'll be satisfied with no vote total short of tiny.

MoshMasterD · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2013, 04:37:45 PM »

Does this mean the return of electstevedawes.com?

Bad Dog · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2013, 04:42:21 PM »

It would seem to me that this thread would be mole heaven.

Tess Anderson · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2013, 06:25:30 PM »

Isn't the election in a week?

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Response to Omaha Steve (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2013, 11:37 AM

Omaha Steve (36,928 posts)

4. Thank you for the good thoughts

Look for an LBN story about my campaign in the next couple days.

OS

sure will.

Duke Nukum · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2013, 06:36:59 PM »

Why doesn't Warren Buffet get behind 0bama Steve? He's known for making savvy investments.

franksolich · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2013, 08:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 08, 2013, 06:25:30 PM

Isn't the election in a week?

Tuesday, October 15.

Airwolf · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2013, 10:35:33 PM »

Why anyone would invest money in a race that they cannot vote in or benefit from if they do send cash to is simply amazing to me. Other then Presidential races ,99% of them have no affect directly on those that send cash in. So why bother to donate to Steve?

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2013, 04:14:15 AM »

Quote from: Airwolf on October 08, 2013, 10:35:33 PM

Why anyone would invest money in a race that they cannot vote in or benefit from if they do send cash to is simply amazing to me. Other then Presidential races ,99% of them have no affect directly on those that send cash in. So why bother to donate to Steve?

Well, he might thank you for a mini-taco--publically.

NHSparky · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2013, 08:11:56 AM »

Seriously, is that the BEST picture of himself he could find to post up?

That pic of the weeping neckbeard looks more like "Uncle Tickles" to me.

Bad Dog · « **Reply #22 on:** October 09, 2013, 08:14:32 AM »

Quote from: NHSparky on October 09, 2013, 08:11:56 AM

Seriously, is that the BEST picture of himself he could find to post up?

That pic of the weeping neckbeard looks more like "Uncle Tickles" to me.

Uncle Tickles was less creepy.

Karin · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2013, 08:35:12 AM »

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So why bother to donate to Steve?

Well, listen here, Airwolf. I priced out a case of mini tacos. For 258 of them, it's about $100. $100! Think about that. The money's got to come from somewhere, you know.

Airwolf · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2013, 11:15:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 09, 2013, 04:14:15 AM

Well, he might thank you for a mini-taco--publically.

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Well he has thanked me for the use of a pen to get an autograph.

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Author Topic: Breaking News - Neckbeard For Council (Read 5428 times)