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Offline bijou

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Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« on: June 22, 2008, 10:15:35 AM »
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34-year-old Christopher Williams was caught trying to sneak marijuana into prison. His penis, which had nine grams surrounding it, was discovered as he was being checked in. ...


At his court appearance, his lawyer told the judge that Williams, who said the entire thing was "all a misunderstanding," realizes now that police should've been told earlier on about his hidden package. He received a 30-day prison sentence.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=71564

Willy or won't he try something this stupid in the future?
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 10:20:45 AM »
he should have used socks like everybody else.
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
Quote from: bijou on June 22, 2008, 10:15:35 AM
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34-year-old Christopher Williams was caught trying to sneak marijuana into prison. His penis, which had nine grams surrounding it, was discovered as he was being checked in. ...


At his court appearance, his lawyer told the judge that Williams, who said the entire thing was "all a misunderstanding," realizes now that police should've been told earlier on about his hidden package. He received a 30-day prison sentence.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=71564

Willy or won't he try something this stupid in the future?

I can't do better than that!  :lmao:
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 12:00:34 PM »
[youtube=425,350]GIcSuyZjjIM[/youtube].
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2008, 10:42:42 PM »
Why didn't he just bride the guard like everyone else does?
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 07:18:32 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 10:42:42 PM
Why didn't he just bride the guard like everyone else does?

I think he's going to be someone else's "bride" in prison  :-)
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 08:06:42 AM »
What a dick...
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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 09:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on June 23, 2008, 07:18:32 AM
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 22, 2008, 10:42:42 PM
Why didn't he just bride the guard like everyone else does?

I think he's going to be someone else's "bride" in prison  :-)


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Re: Prisoner Pinched by Police For Parcel of Pot Around His Penis
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 10:20:52 AM »

he just wanted some extra sumpin' sumpin' from the drug dog.
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