Then let me do it for you.
You are an attorney from Georgia. You graduated in the bottom half of your law school class, which qualifies you to chase ambulances, judge traffic court, or get a Democrat patronage job. Given your slavish devotion to big government, your pay comes from the public treasury. You post during business hours, so you are most likely furloughed right now.
As long as we're playing psychic. I'd would cast doubt on his attorney credentials. If he ever did pass law school it was by the skin of his teeth. Further, my crystal ball says he never landed a job as a lawyer-not even the state would touch him.
So that leaves one option open for Laelth...
an activist.
I would say he is a drug user as well. Never married or divorced. No kids thank goodness (can you imagine a guy like that verbally abusing his own children?).
He is a socialist, so Laelth is also an atheist, but not the cool kind, no he is the type who would outlaw Christianity and Judaism if he had the power. His god is govt, and he brooks no competition.
He considers himself a genius, far above us mere mortal conservatives. His trolling here is just mental masturbation for him. He depends on a law degree to make him better than everyone else.
That means he is compensating for something. Something he was picked on when he was little. Obama ears of something like that. I'm guessing his manhood is nicknamed Wee Willie, far to undersized to get a real woman.
Hence Laelth is bitter and alone. He is miserable, and attempting to bring an oppressive govt down to bear on free people is his ultimate goal...with himself in a prominent position by virtue of his magnificent law degree.
But the ultimate truth to socialists like Laelth is they are all Fabian socialists...plotting to kill in a bloody purge those they deem unsuited to live in their perfect society.
--modern socialists know better than to speak their goals out loud.
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