I think she's the one on the left. 
May be, Sub sailors have a very odd sense of humor. Could be as Nads is in fact not herself but her Hubby that needs a good laugh or two.
I tell you These bubble heads are different from normal men, they do things few men could do. They have a weird sense of humor, dark and depraved after riding the boats for months at a time.
Nads may well be her hubby, board as heck in civilian life, and wanting to shake things up a bit.
I would not be surprised if Nads the wife has no idea what Hubby is doing just for chucks and giggles.
Seems odd that pictures of Nads taken not that long ago showed a presentable woman, yet today she is shown as a balding dwarf.
Skul, only a Crazy Sub Sailor would stay in this life unless he had one hell of a sense of humor.