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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #75 on: October 01, 2013, 03:27:57 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on October 01, 2013, 03:16:32 PM
DUmmies like Amber, they never learn.

And it's always someone elses fault.

Having been through three situations similar (although on my own dime)--going somewhere far away and finding it wasn't as I'd thought and planned it would be--I can very well imagine what's going on with Amber right now.  She's lost, she's scared, and being a primitive, she's going to panic and do some really stupid things.

The difference of course being that my priority was to first find work, while hers was to find freebies.

And also, Amber being a primitive, has the imagination of a rotten walnut, the audacity of a dead frog.

I know what she's going through, and know she's handling it all wrong.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #76 on: October 01, 2013, 03:46:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2013, 03:11:04 PM
But what to do?  She refuses to consider the most reasonable option, the best option, that of forgetting all about the old guy and returning to the care and nurture of her loving sisters back in Joplin.

Hey, the sisters aren't exactly sterling, but they're better than any alternative available to her.

Funny thing, Frank, is that back in 2007 (6 years ago this very day), DUmmie Amber was more concerned with her family and being around them:

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Senior Amber Hoyt, of Joplin, was accepted at the University of Missouri-Columbia but decided to attend MSSU because of nearby family and lower tuition costs.

Even with her frugal decisions, the 29-year-old is worried that debt from her federal loans will affect her credit.

“This will probably keep me from getting a house or a car for a while,” Hoyt said. “I thought the loans were probably the safest bet.”

Hoyt’s sister, Crystal, said costs escalate as students progress through their majors, meaning they pay more and more each year.

“You have to have these classes to graduate,” said Crystal Hoyt, 25.
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch?start:int=30

Crystal went to college as well, who knew?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #77 on: October 01, 2013, 03:51:57 PM »
Apparently Missouri institutions of higher learning do not include essays in their application process.

Amber, Crystal Naydean, and Annette are not really that strong on writing prose.

This is one hell of a recommendation for Missouri universities.

It also means the semi-literate Amber is 35 years old now, and putting her Missouri education to work.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #78 on: October 01, 2013, 04:03:23 PM »
Ya know, the area between Tucson and Sierra Vista is a popular body dumping ground for the Mexican gangs, human traffickers and drug cartels.  A body out there is quickly torn asunder and pillaged by the native insects, birds and mammals.

We may never, truly hear from Amber again.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #79 on: October 01, 2013, 04:06:42 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 01, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
We may never, truly hear from Amber again.

I'm not expecting to, given her state of mind yesterday (Monday).

And as usual, when the story comes out, the primitives are going to whine and blame us.

Ho-hum.  Another day.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #80 on: October 01, 2013, 04:55:08 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on October 01, 2013, 03:46:02 PM
Funny thing, Frank, is that back in 2007 (6 years ago this very day), DUmmie Amber was more concerned with her family and being around them:
http://www.joplinglobe.com/x212090946/College-students-feel-the-pinch?start:int=30

Crystal went to college as well, who knew?

Any bet on whether she defaulted on those loans?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #81 on: October 01, 2013, 05:00:24 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on October 01, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
Ya know, the area between Tucson and Sierra Vista is a popular body dumping ground for the Mexican gangs, human traffickers and drug cartels.  A body out there is quickly torn asunder and pillaged by the native insects, birds and mammals.

We may never, truly hear from Amber again.


     She'll probably read that and make a beeline for Benson, searching for pockets of dead guys to rummage through.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #82 on: October 01, 2013, 05:05:23 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 01, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Apparently Missouri institutions of higher learning do not include essays in their application process.

Amber, Crystal Naydean, and Annette are not really that strong on writing prose.

Not only the application process, but one might also think there are no such requirements in the communications curricula, in which Amber says she has a degree.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #83 on: October 01, 2013, 05:13:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 01, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Apparently Missouri institutions of higher learning do not include essays in their application process.


     Which is ironic, since Amber's putative new job will definitely require an ese or two to be applied to her.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #84 on: October 01, 2013, 05:19:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2013, 04:06:42 PM
I'm not expecting to, given her state of mind yesterday (Monday).

And as usual, when the story comes out, the primitives are going to whine and blame us.

Ho-hum.  Another day.

I don't know. When something that they consider particularly bad happens they sometimes tend to specifically blame you, Karl Rove, or George Bush. If all three of you were to pool your diabolical genius you could rule the world.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2013, 05:26:29 PM »
I was just thinking that some day in the future, whenever an unidentified body is found in the desert wrapped in a piece of carpet, the cops may say that someone got ambered.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2013, 05:58:03 PM »
Wasn't today the day that 'The Sally' booted her to the curb?  :loser:
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2013, 06:03:49 PM »
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For some persons, a mental disorder or a mental illness leaves them unable to make decisions about caring for their basic human needs such as food, shelter, and medical care. A few people who are experiencing a mental disorder or a mental illness may be in danger of hurting themselves or others. This can be a very confusing and frightening experience for them as well as for their families and friends. With appropriate evaluation, treatment, and continued care, most people with mental illness can return to their normal lives.

Similarly, individuals who are abusing alcohol or drugs may be unable to make decisions about caring for their basic human needs such as food, shelter, and medical care. Alcohol or drug abuse may also place a person in danger of hurting themselves or others.

As with most types of medical evaluation and treatment, people may decide to participate voluntarily, may refuse to participate or may choose alternatives to the recommendations.

For some people, the symptoms of a mental disorder or a mental illness or the effects of alcohol or drug abuse compromise their cognitive or reasoning ability, and they are left unable to understand sufficient information to make decisions about necessary and appropriate medical treatment.

Missouri Statutes, Chapter 632 RSMo, provide the statutory authority to allow involuntary treatment under certain conditions with appropriate due process. This process is called Civil Involuntary Detention.

Who can initiate a Civil Involuntary Detention?

Any adult person may file an application for detention, evaluation, and treatment with the probate division of the circuit court where the person may be found.

Law Enforcement personnel, under their police power authority, may detain a person believed to be imminently harmful due to a mental disorder or alcohol or drug abuse and transport the person to an appropriate facility for evaluation for admission.


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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #88 on: October 01, 2013, 06:07:40 PM »
From what I have seen and read she is NOT a threat to others or herself, under letter of the law for Emergency Protective Custody.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #89 on: October 01, 2013, 06:10:09 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2013, 03:11:04 PM
Well, as of 3:00 p.m. central time, Tuesday, one notices the convenience store primitive hasn't updated us.

One might suppose she's embarrassed by all the publicity she's generated, but I don't think it's that.

It looked to me as if she was in some rather convulsive emotional turmoil yesterday, brought about by that things weren't working the way she'd hoped they would.  Perhaps it was starting to trickle into her head that this whole enterprise wasn't such a good idea.

<<<been there, done that.  (But obviously with much better endings.)

But what to do?  She refuses to consider the most reasonable option, the best option, that of forgetting all about the old guy and returning to the care and nurture of her loving sisters back in Joplin.

Hey, the sisters aren't exactly sterling, but they're better than any alternative available to her.

Not contemplating that course of action, she has no idea what to do.

Amber's confused.

Amber's lost.

In her panic, she's making a whole lot of more bad decisions.

Unless by some miracle of God, she high-tails it back to Joplin, this will not end well.

It's obvious where the responsibility for this imminent tragedy lies--on Amber herself, on the primitive who purchased the bus ticket for her, and on the primitives who encouraged her.

It's the DUmmie way, frank, they can't help it.  It's in their genetic makeup.

Like moths to a flame, DUmmies gravitate to stupidity.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2013, 06:12:40 PM »
We don't want Amber committed.

We want her back online.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2013, 06:25:59 PM »
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In her panic, she's making a whole lot of more bad decisions.

Kind of like what Reid and Obama are doing today. Even with the MSM 103% on the evil democrat party's side I think they lost today. I think once Lee's strategy to fund each section of government, you know like a real budget, and the evil democrats saying NO is going to wear thin on America.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2013, 06:27:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2013, 03:44:18 PM
That is a possibility; cousin nadin who comes here to read the DUmpster, doesn't like being upstaged.

Don't you mean that she doesn't like being looked down upon.  :-)
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #93 on: October 01, 2013, 06:31:00 PM »
Amber. Sweetie Pie. Puddin and cakes.
Here's what you do. Go to the net and find a nice story about puppies. Cut and paste it to the pets forum.
It's how all the other disgraced DUers stay active.

or you could just ignore us and post what you want anyways.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #94 on: October 01, 2013, 06:45:26 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 01, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
From what I have seen and read she is NOT a threat to others or herself, under letter of the law for Emergency Protective Custody.

Try telling that to Dave.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #95 on: October 01, 2013, 07:09:36 PM »
No, I'm sure walldude/walldude1/SomethingFishy are all the same person - Denver residents in the roadie business with similar writing styles, but then this is Amber's thread, and I won't be surprised if she's gone forever, either - in the past when she has thought she was being picked on, she'd remove herself from the situation. I didn't think she was the type to sign up here at all.

I think there's a chance she will self-committ or deliberately committ a crime just to get off the streets. She seems to be getting over the Dave thing.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #96 on: October 01, 2013, 07:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 01, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
Try telling that to Dave.

Emotions and feelings do not enter into the equation. She is either a threat or not based on stringent standards. Based on what I have seen and read on here I would not EPC her.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #97 on: October 01, 2013, 09:32:26 PM »
Well, 9:30 p.m. central time, Tuesday, and not a word from the convenience store primitive.

<<<has a bad feeling about this, as last night had been her final night being assured of a safe place, and in her panic and confusion, she probaby didn't remedy the situation today.

If something happens to her, it's her own fault, and the fault of the primitives who encouraged her.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #98 on: October 01, 2013, 10:48:36 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 01, 2013, 09:32:26 PM
Well, 9:30 p.m. central time, Tuesday, and not a word from the convenience store primitive.

<<<has a bad feeling about this, as last night had been her final night being assured of a safe place, and in her panic and confusion, she probaby didn't remedy the situation today.

If something happens to her, it's her own fault, and the fault of the primitives who encouraged her.
Even the DUmmy that provided the nice sleeping bag appears to be ignoring her.

Photos of folded hands, sending vibes, postitive thoughts and healing light - that's the help they offer.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #99 on: October 02, 2013, 01:15:11 AM »
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What did I do to them? Why are they out to hurt me????

We aren't hurting you.  Stop with the victimhood.

If you don't want people to make comments quit putting your entire damn life on display at a public discussion forum.
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