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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2013, 07:59:59 AM »
Chances are your numbers are accurate. I'm too busy watching football to spend time researching today.

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Same here, watched my Mountaineers beat #11 Oklahoma State 30-21.   :yahoo:

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2013, 08:04:54 AM »
Never fails to crack me up.  The brave new world engineered by Feminist Studies Majors.

I think Bill Maher has watched the last act of 2001: A Space Odyssey one too many times.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2013, 08:07:25 AM »
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Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California

The California Tourism Board is his newest sponsor.

Translation, from Moonbat to English: Please bring your money, work ethic, and philosophy of personal responsibility to California. We ran out.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2013, 08:08:13 AM »
I think Bill Maher has watched the last act of 2001: A Space Odyssey one too many times.

I think Maher played the part of HAL in that movie.

"My mind is going, Dave.  I can feel it."
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2013, 08:51:12 AM »
--San Bernadino
--Stockton
--Bell

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--Huntington Park
--Garden Grove
--Oakland
--Richmond
--Oroville
--Desert Hot Springs
--Sacramento
--Vallejo

And it goes on, and on, and on....
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2013, 09:22:35 AM »
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made problems on the planet. I'm sick and tired of dealing with their ignorance, selfishness, and stupidity. I'm sick and tired of having to work to keep conservatives from getting power and authority. I'm sick and tired of having to clean up the huge messes conservatives make, like a parent cleaning up after toddler quintuplets in the throes of the absolute worst case of the "terrible twos".

Give them their own country so they can establish the doomed, superstitious, repressive authoritarian Idiocracy they continually clamor for.

We would start evolving at the speed of light without conservatives to obstruct us with their constant and incurable childishness.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2013, 09:24:46 AM »
How long would it take for your liberal paradise to come crawling to the conservative country begging for aid?

Lunchtime the day after separation.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2013, 09:37:42 AM »
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I'm sick and tired of having to clean up the huge messes conservatives make,

Me, too!!  Damn Conservative nightmares eLeBiNtY!!!!!!111!

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like a parent cleaning up after toddler quintuplets in the throes of the absolute worst case of the "terrible twos".

Like a second try, projecting (D)Umbass?
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2013, 10:02:18 AM »
High Speed rail isn't working. It isn't built, they've already wasted a shitload of money. The first leg goes from one BFE town to another without doing anything near HIGH SPEED. They are being SUED, by entire counties...
Delusional, dishonest, whatever

Exactly.  CA isn't making high speed rail work, they are just greedily taking a $100 billion white elephant out of naked greed (And budget-hole-plus-graft-filling capacity it represents) that everyone else turned down because the cost of operating it after construction graphed against revenues made no economic sense at all.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2013, 10:07:40 AM »
Riding 2 ribbons of steel can only go so fast safely......if you're going for high speed ground travel, you need to rethink the whole system of rail transportation.

Doesn't make any difference how you do it, a system of high ground speeds will make an attractive target for Muslim terrorist.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2013, 11:13:32 AM »
Riding 2 ribbons of steel can only go so fast safely......if you're going for high speed ground travel, you need to rethink the whole system of rail transportation.

Doesn't make any difference how you do it, a system of high ground speeds will make an attractive target for Muslim terrorist.

Or just one homo with a cell phone.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2013, 01:25:43 PM »
Bill Mahr reminds me of that British socialist on the doomed train in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2013, 01:29:14 PM »
High speed rail will never be anything but a leftist wet dream.
With only slight exaggeration they all seem to think they will walk to the end of their driveways,grab a train and will then have a nonstop,free ride to wherever they want to go.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2013, 01:47:50 PM »
and high speed rail is so much more fun in earthquake zones.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2013, 04:06:42 PM »

What a bunch of bull:

Don't buy the headlines, California still a financial train wreck

http://www.investmentnews.com/article/20130117/FREE/130119940

..."The nonpartisan Legislative Analyst's Office agrees that the budget is basically balanced, but the agency's head, Mac Taylor, expressed concern: “It doesn't pay all of the wall of debt within the time period. It builds up very little of a reserve by the end of that period, and it does nothing regarding our various retirement-related obligations.”

"...the Los Angeles Times reported: “It owes Wall Street more per resident than almost every other state. And it has accumulated a crushing load of debt for retiree pensions and health care, now totaling more than taxpayers spend each year on all state programs combined.”

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2013, 05:01:22 PM »
Reason has come up with the most comprehensive rebuttal of Maher's drug-infused brain-inspired rant:

http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/29/new-republic-embraces-fiction-of-califor
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2013, 05:05:15 PM »
Bill Maher = Crybaby King



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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2013, 05:06:19 PM »
Me, too!!  Damn Conservative nightmares eLeBiNtY!!!!!!111!

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Like a second try, projecting (D)Umbass?

Looks like a nuke went off.  :o
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2013, 06:57:23 PM »
What a bunch of bull:

Don't buy the headlines, California still a financial train wreck

http://www.investmentnews.com/article/20130117/FREE/130119940

..."The nonpartisan Legislative Analyst's Office agrees that the budget is basically balanced, but the agency's head, Mac Taylor, expressed concern: “It doesn't pay all of the wall of debt within the time period. It builds up very little of a reserve by the end of that period, and it does nothing regarding our various retirement-related obligations.”

"...the Los Angeles Times reported: “It owes Wall Street more per resident than almost every other state. And it has accumulated a crushing load of debt for retiree pensions and health care, now totaling more than taxpayers spend each year on all state programs combined.”

I think eveybody with a brain (Which excludes the MSM and even most of the Fox reporters, aside from a few business commentators) knew all along that the 'Balanced budget' in Californistan was nothing but an impressive stack of accounting gimmicks to hide the unsightly truth.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2013, 07:57:23 PM »
Looks like a nuke went off.  :o

Some parts of E. St. Louis have to be seen to be believed.

You just can't describe it to someone unless they've seen urban combat.
              

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« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2013, 10:11:47 PM »
Some parts of E. St. Louis have to be seen to be believed.

You just can't describe it to someone unless they've seen urban combat.

I have read things about East St. Louis. Sewage system there is broken and leaks onto the street. The public school is atrocious. It is a Third World Cesspool. Same goes with Newark and Camden.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2013, 10:31:04 PM »
Same here, watched my Mountaineers beat #11 Oklahoma State 30-21.   :yahoo:

The streets of Morgantown will be aglow with the fires of a thousand burning couches! 

Hell yes DD!!!!

Couldn't watch the second half.... Had to work... no TV.  Had it on the radio though. When the guy made that last int, we all yelled.

Wherever you are, it was a GREAT day to be a mountaineer!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Saw on the local news that the dumbasses up it Morg Town actually started turning over cars.  Buncha dumbasses if you ask me. I say lock them all up. It's one thing to burn a couch in the street, another entirely when you start that shit. 

Figured you to be a UVA or a VTech guy, DD. Bet your old lady turned you away from the dark side!   :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2013, 03:26:13 AM »
Hell yes DD!!!!

Couldn't watch the second half.... Had to work... no TV.  Had it on the radio though. When the guy made that last int, we all yelled.

Wherever you are, it was a GREAT day to be a mountaineer!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Saw on the local news that the dumbasses up it Morg Town actually started turning over cars.  Buncha dumbasses if you ask me. I say lock them all up. It's one thing to burn a couch in the street, another entirely when you start that shit. 

Figured you to be a UVA or a VTech guy, DD. Bet your old lady turned you away from the dark side!   :tongue: :tongue:

Not completely, but when VT and WV used to play each other, I was on one side of the room, and the boss and kids were on the other!   :lmao:

I live about 50 miles from VT, so I root for them as well, but my 3 favorite college teams are WV, VT, and whoever is playing UVA!  Heck, last week, the boss was rooting for VT over Marshall, so I may be turning her to the dark side!   :tongue:
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