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Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« on: September 28, 2013, 10:25:42 AM »
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Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California

Since then, everything Republicans say can't or won't work -- gun control, immigration reform, high-speed rail -- California is making work. And everything conservatives claim will unravel the fabric of our society -- universal healthcare, higher taxes on the rich, gay marriage, medical marijuana -- has only made California stronger. And all we had to do to accomplish that was vote out every single Republican. Without a Republican governor and without a legislature being cock-blocked by Republicans, a $27 billion deficit was turned into a surplus, continuing the proud American tradition of Republicans blowing a huge hole in the budget and then Democrats coming in and cleaning it up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/bill-maher-california_b_3999675.html


This native Californian couldn't agree more

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023738419

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Yes they are this delusional, then again these people tell us what a wonderful job 0bama has done. They were boasting just a few months ago how they saved Detroit.


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58. This is why I am in favor of dividing the country. Conservatives are reponsible for all the human

made problems on the planet. I'm sick and tired of dealing with their ignorance, selfishness, and stupidity. I'm sick and tired of having to work to keep conservatives from getting power and authority. I'm sick and tired of having to clean up the huge messes conservatives make, like a parent cleaning up after toddler quintuplets in the throes of the absolute worst case of the "terrible twos".

Give them their own country so they can establish the doomed, superstitious, repressive authoritarian Idiocracy they continually clamor for.

We would start evolving at the speed of light without conservatives to obstruct us with their constant and incurable childishness.

My favorite post from this thread.

These are the people who need the government to be their parents and they call us childish.
They claim we make the mess when they have made a pretty big mess from 2007 until today.
They are the ones who constantly throw tantrums over trivial things like Rush Limbaugh and Faux snooze.
They are the ones who throw a tantrum until some democrat promises them more freebies.
They are the ones who want total control and all who disagree with them thrown in jail and silenced forever.
They are the ones who have turned this once great country into just another socialistic nation that is falling apart at the seams.


I do agree with us separating ourselves from them. They can have their socialistic utopia with the government providing their every need and telling them how to live their lives, then when it finally goes broke they will be begging us to bail them out. We will then say no, and that since they outlawed guns it's not like they could force us to help them.  :-)



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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2013, 10:32:17 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023738419

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Yes they are this delusional, then again these people tell us what a wonderful job 0bama has done. They were boasting just a few months ago how they saved Detroit.


Naturally the DUmmies all agree with this bonehead's rant.

My favorite post from this thread.

These are the people who need the government to be their parents and they call us childish.
They claim we make the mess when they have made a pretty big mess from 2007 until today.
They are the ones who constantly throw tantrums over trivial things like Rush Limbaugh and Faux snooze.
They are the ones who throw a tantrum until some democrat promises them more freebies.
They are the ones who want total control and all who disagree with them thrown in jail and silenced forever.
They are the ones who have turned this once great country into just another socialistic nation that is falling apart at the seams.


I do agree with us separating ourselves from them. They can have their socialistic utopia with the government providing their every need and telling them how to live their lives, then when it finally goes broke they will be begging us to bail them out. We will then say no, and that since they outlawed guns it's not like they could force us to help them.  :-)





I vote we give them Cuba..... they'll have a head start on their socialist utopia.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2013, 11:11:49 AM »
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... a $27 billion deficit was turned into a surplus...

No,it wasn't. Maybe someone else has time to look it up, but there was a LA Times editorial or article not long ago explaining how they reached their numbers though unconventional accounting methods. California is in as much, if not more, financial trouble now as they have been over the last few years.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2013, 11:19:28 AM »
I vote we give them Cuba..... they'll have a head start on their socialist utopia.

The new capital of the SSA (Socialist States of America) can be that paragon of progressive success, Detroit.

The hardest part will be making the bridge from califonia to the new capital.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2013, 11:24:14 AM »
No,it wasn't. Maybe someone else has time to look it up, but there was a LA Times editorial or article not long ago explaining how they reached their numbers though unconventional accounting methods. California is in as much, if not more, financial trouble now as they have been over the last few years.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2013, 11:31:31 AM »
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Why?  Maybe CA is running out of people willing to work. 

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2013, 11:34:38 AM »
No,it wasn't. Maybe someone else has time to look it up, but there was a LA Times editorial or article not long ago explaining how they reached their numbers though unconventional accounting methods. California is in as much, if not more, financial trouble now as they have been over the last few years.

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Well naturally that is a lie. The left lies about economics all the time. Look at all the accounting tricks and lies that went into 0bamacare. The thing is leftists can say one thing today and next year claim they never said it, and the only people who notice are us, and we are told we are lying and smearing them when we point it out.

A great example is all the claims from Pelosi that 0bamacare was going to save us all money, now she's going around claiming she never said that.
There is also 0bama's promise that our premiums would go down by 3000%, or what he meant $3000 and on top of that our employers would be saving so much money we all would get get raises. Now we are finding that premiums are going up, hours are being cut, and millions of people will lose their plans that they like because it no longer is an approved program under 0bamacare, so those people are getting stuck with plans that cost much more that they don't even want.

It amazes me at what the leftists get away with, and those who notice their tricks are the ones who get hammered.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2013, 11:40:26 AM »
What a bunch of BS.  California is on the verge of bankruptcy. We have like 200 billion in unfunded liabilities.

We had a large tax increase this last year, but there is no way that made much difference.  Not with all the businesses still pulling up and moving to more business friendly states.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2013, 11:43:24 AM »
What a bunch of BS.  California is on the verge of bankruptcy. We have like 200 billion in unfunded liabilities.

We had a large tax increase this last year, but there is no way that made much difference.  Not with all the businesses still pulling up and moving to more business friendly states.

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Liberal implies they want liberty when they want none, Progressive implies they want positive progress, when all the progress they want is in a negative direction.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2013, 12:05:03 PM »
I vote we give them Cuba..... they'll have a head start on their socialist utopia.

But how much longer? Cuba is going "the wrong way" by privatizing more and more of their economy. It is now legal to sell houses or start restaurants selling food you don't have a ration coupon for. Oh my Marx, someone please hurry and send Taverner, Sabrina the DU Bitch, and Judi Lynn down there to stop them, for socialism's sake!
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2013, 12:29:44 PM »
It's worse than I thought.  The unfunded pensions aren't 200 billion, they are 328.6 billion.  Moodys has lowered our credit rating to the second worst one in the country..Illinois being on the bottom.

Their new rosy numbers are nothing but accounting gimmicks.




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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2013, 12:42:20 PM »
High Speed rail isn't working. It isn't built, they've already wasted a shitload of money. The first leg goes from one BFE town to another without doing anything near HIGH SPEED. They are being SUED, by entire counties...
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2013, 01:53:58 PM »
Maher is lying.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2013, 02:52:32 PM »
Been there, done that, no desire to go back. 

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2013, 03:14:30 PM »
Meanwhile, Virginia, after 2 dimass governors (both are now our senators :censored:) left us with a $1 billion deficit, elected a Republican that not only erased that deficit, but did so WITHOUT RAISING TAXES!!!!

Suck on it, Maher, you lying sack of shit!!!

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2013, 03:23:20 PM »
Looked it up. It's around $8-$10 billion in unfounded state pensions, money owed to the Federal gov't, and other various liabilities they didn't include in their budget numbers. Easy internet search with several articles on the topic.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2013, 04:04:23 PM »
Looked it up. It's around $8-$10 billion in unfounded state pensions, money owed to the Federal gov't, and other various liabilities they didn't include in their budget numbers. Easy internet search with several articles on the topic.

Is that for CA or VA?  FOX news reported 328 billion in unfunded pensions for CA.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/government/2013/06/11/california-on-brink-pension-crisis/

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Moody’s new credit standards for public pensions would nearly double the unfunded liabilities for state and local pension plans in California to $328.6 billion from $128.3 billion, says the California Public Policy Center, based on state data. That cost potentially amounts to $8,600 per state resident, it says.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2013, 06:14:48 PM »
I do agree with us separating ourselves from them. They can have their socialistic utopia with the government providing their every need and telling them how to live their lives, then when it finally goes broke they will be begging us to bail them out. We will then say no, and that since they outlawed guns it's not like they could force us to help them.  :-)

I don't think so. Begging implies humility, which liberals are completely devoid of. More likely, when they go bankrupt (In no more than two years after their "Utopia" is first founded), they'll blame it on us and hilariously attempt to invade and conquer us, only to be completely and hilariously crushed by us.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2013, 06:38:45 PM »
I agree, there will be no begging, and no acceptance of responsibility. No they will DEMAND we bail them out.

First they will accuse us for their problems, demanding we fix it. After we laugh that off they will try to guilt us into paying. We'll just mock that too.

Ultimately they will go all Mexico on us and flood us with their poor.

I personally can't wait when they drive the cash cows out of the state. The big employers, the movie studios and Disney. The brain washed minions will gladly bid the big corporates a fond farewell, but the state will be in a fix at that point having to replace the jobs somehow.
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2013, 06:47:25 PM »
If California is such a progressive paradise, please explain:

--East LA
--Watts
--Compton
--Rialto
--Santa Ana
--National City
(shall I go on?)
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2013, 07:03:23 PM »
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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2013, 07:04:37 PM »
If California is such a progressive paradise, please explain:

--East LA
--Watts
--Compton
--Rialto
--Santa Ana
--National City
(shall I go on?)

Uh, hmm, uh.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2013, 07:04:56 PM »
If California is such a progressive paradise, please explain:

--East LA
--Watts
--Compton
--Rialto
--Santa Ana
--National City
(shall I go on?)

--San Bernadino
--Stockton
--Bell

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2013, 07:19:29 PM »
Meanwhile, Virginia, after 2 dimass governors (both are now our senators :censored:) left us with a $1 billion deficit, elected a Republican that not only erased that deficit, but did so WITHOUT RAISING TAXES!!!!

Suck on it, Maher, you lying sack of shit!!!

Suck it LOOOOOOOOONG and hard!!!!!

And Wisconsin.

It's worse than I thought.  The unfunded pensions aren't 200 billion, they are 328.6 billion.  Moodys has lowered our credit rating to the second worst one in the country..Illinois being on the bottom.

Their new rosy numbers are nothing but accounting gimmicks.

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Re: Bill Maher: Conservatives Must Come to California
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2013, 07:33:51 PM »
Is that for CA or VA?  FOX news reported 328 billion in unfunded pensions for CA.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/government/2013/06/11/california-on-brink-pension-crisis/


Chances are your numbers are accurate. I'm too busy watching football to spend time researching today.

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