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A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« on: September 27, 2013, 08:11:27 PM »
Like nutcase nadin, poor addled DUmmy grasswipe has been shocked into silence by the Amber avalanche.

Once a contender, she's consigned to a battle for third place.

But poor addled grasswipe has a special hard-on for Ann Romney, especially since Mrs. Romney has published a cookbook including pastries.

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Fri Sep 27, 2013, 08:07 PM
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Will you buy Ann Romney's new cookbook?
It even has those Welsh hand pastries recipe, I hear. The ones she burned on national television.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023740933

I'll bet Mrs. Romney has never made anything like the mess Judy posed with in her big pie shop announcement in the newspaper:





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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2013, 08:14:37 PM »
Just think, that was the best looking pie she had, so that's the one she chose for the photo-op.  I wonder what the lesser-quality pies looked like? 
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2013, 08:16:19 PM »
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riderinthestorm (13,589 posts) Fri Sep 27, 2013, 08:18 PM
5. Jeez, I'm sure Ann hasn't personally cooked a thing since her days when Mitt

was in college and they had to suffer "tuna pasta casserole" (can't even call it tuna "noodle" casserole like us proles).
 


This primitive has obviously never visited the cooking and baking forum.  If pretentiousness is what you seek, they've got it.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2013, 08:22:46 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 27, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Just think, that was the best looking pie she had, so that's the one she chose for the photo-op.  I wonder what the lesser-quality pies looked like? 

I don't!   :lmao:
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2013, 08:46:46 PM »
You know, the pie-and-jam primitive, who if she wasn't lying was a grandmother at the age of 26 years, has got to sit down and do some serious contemplation.

The years are hastening on, and she's no spring, or even autumn, chicken.

She's thrown away so many decades of her life collecting junk, being eccentric, and shooting off her mouth about things which she knows not.

There's been a whole lot of waste in her life.

God's gonna call her home sometime.

It's probably time for her to throw away the junk, to be kinder to those around her, to learn to love Ann Romney, and to stop hanging around the primitives on Skins's island.

She's into genealogy; she probably has some family heirlooms, including an ancient Bible.  She should dig it out, retire to a rocking chair, and spend the rest of her ever-lessening days reading Words that solaced and comforted her ancestors.

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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2013, 09:02:02 PM »
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riderinthestorm (13,589 posts) Fri Sep 27, 2013, 08:18 PM
5. Jeez, I'm sure Ann hasn't personally cooked a thing since her days when Mitt

was in college and they had to suffer "tuna pasta casserole" (can't even call it tuna "noodle" casserole like us proles).
She probably uses Barilla.

The horror.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2013, 09:27:37 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 27, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Just think, that was the best looking pie she had, so that's the one she chose for the photo-op.  I wonder what the lesser-quality pies looked like? 
Cows leave better looking products.  :-)
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2013, 05:31:38 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 27, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
She probably uses Barilla.

The horror.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2013, 07:04:45 AM »
What a bunch of evil, bitter people. Winning wasn't enough. They want to utterly destroy.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2013, 07:05:56 AM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on September 28, 2013, 07:04:45 AM
What a bunch of evil, bitter people. Winning wasn't enough. They want to utterly destroy.

The pie-and-jam primitive has a special animus against Ann Romney.

I dunno why; Ann Romney seems a pretty decent person to me.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2013, 07:18:53 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 27, 2013, 08:11:27 PM
I'll bet Mrs. Romney has never made anything like the mess Judy posed with in her big pie shop announcement in the newspaper:

That was what she thought suitable to advertise a new shop?

My own cooking style tends more to emphasise taste over appearance, but I wouldn't consider that fit to be placed on the family dinner table...still less is it what I would expect from a shop.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2013, 07:19:53 AM »
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riderinthestorm (13,589 posts) Fri Sep 27, 2013, 08:18 PM
5. Jeez, I'm sure Ann hasn't personally cooked a thing since her days when Mitt

was in college and they had to suffer "tuna pasta casserole" (can't even call it tuna "noodle" casserole like us proles).

riderinthestorm needs to read some of the threads in the C.&B. forum - if anybody insists on ludicrous over-titling things it's the DUmmies.
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2013, 10:56:31 AM »
I usually looked at the artless placement of the strawberries, but look how ****ed up the crust is. 

She's got one fugly haircut.  Meanwhile, Ann is beautiful even into her 60's.  Rich too.  Grasswipe is a professional garage sale shopper. 
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2013, 11:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Karin on September 28, 2013, 10:56:31 AM
I usually looked at the artless placement of the strawberries, but look how ****ed up the crust is.  

Grasswipe is a professional garage sale shopper.  

The eye tries to follow the placement of the crust, but it just disappears under whatever that topping is.  It's almost like the crust is so ashamed of what it is a part of, that it is trying to hide from the camera.

Also, don't let the coat fool you.  It was probably 92 degrees that day.  A hot day means nothing when you're grasswipe.  Those six coats she trundles around wearing might as well be a turtle's shell.  They are hard, crusty, and an integral part of the owner's body.  
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Re: A Rare Appearance By Poor Addled Grasswipe Judy Smith
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2013, 11:36:43 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 27, 2013, 08:14:37 PM
Just think, that was the best looking pie she had, so that's the one she chose for the photo-op.  I wonder what the lesser-quality pies looked like?

Well, you know, grasswipe Judy has claimed to be a matriarch with five or six generations of descendants, though she's only in her sixties. The grasswipe clan apparently has long been extremely precocious, if not entirely legal.

It occurred to me that just maybe that photo of the mangled strawberry pie was actually a proud grasswipe showing the best effort of a great-great-granddaughter.
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