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Poll: Where will Amber be by Thanksgiving?
« on: September 26, 2013, 06:39:42 PM »
We're just outside of sixty days until Thanksgiving.  Where do you think Amber will be by that time?
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 06:45:31 PM »
She should be bunking with the Subway Cat, because the only difference I'm seeing in the two is Amber hasn't lopped off her boobies yet.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 07:13:42 PM »
I voted for the one option that needs to be in every poll in the Cave. :whistling: :-) O-)
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2013, 07:26:15 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2013, 07:13:42 PM
I voted for the one option that needs to be in every poll in the Cave. :whistling: :-) O-)

Voted for the shelter, I know a "safe" bet, but I don't believe she'll leave town without law enforcement involvement.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2013, 07:34:08 PM »
I voted "Dearly beloved'd......."
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2013, 08:16:39 PM »
I voted for teh Joooooozzzz... because you never know what those guys will do when one's back is turned.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2013, 08:24:53 PM »
Well Amber, so far here are your results.  Take careful note which of these choices has no votes:


Now don't you think it would be smart to put aside your silly idea, beg for forgiveness from Annette and Crystal, and head back to Joplin?
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2013, 08:25:41 PM »
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me. If she isn't living the DUmmy dream of three hots and a cot courtesy of the kind taxpayers of Pima County and the State of Arizona by Halloween I will be frankly amazed.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2013, 05:09:14 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 26, 2013, 08:25:41 PM
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me. If she isn't living the DUmmy dream of three hots and a cot courtesy of the kind taxpayers of Pima County and the State of Arizona by Halloween I will be frankly amazed.

She does have that glassy kind of crazy look in her eyes.

I see the same look every spring in the eyes of college graduates, too.

Most "grow" out of it, the rest go on to become DUmmies.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2013, 05:14:00 AM »
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2013, 05:27:34 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 27, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.

Not if she commits the crime in Maricopa County.   :lmao:
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2013, 06:13:31 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 27, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
I voted jail. But not for murder. She's not good with homeless shelter rules, so I'm betting Amber will commit a crime so she can spend the cold winter months in a warm cell.

My kind of thinking Sir.   Amber comes across as a person that wants to make her own rules and knows the system so well she will get away with doing so.   

Control freaks, sad that there are so many Ambers out there not to mention the Adams that get caught sooner or later.   
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2013, 07:24:04 AM »
My personal feeling?

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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2013, 07:32:47 AM »
I voted  alive living in a ditch...All the homeless shelters are ging to boot her fat arse out when they find the source of the bed bugs came from Amber.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2013, 08:38:07 AM »
The stalking has already started, and the winos all still recognise her...so her presence is not unknown. Once the ex becomes an ex in all senses of the word, the boys in blue will be looking for her.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2013, 08:40:20 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 26, 2013, 08:25:41 PM
The way her eyes counter-rotate almost in sync with one another, Amber resembles an older, more malignant Jared Loughner to me.

Uh huh.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2013, 08:45:25 AM »
I want to know where she will be on Halloween.   :bolt:
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2013, 08:46:24 AM »
Quote from: Dori on September 27, 2013, 08:45:25 AM
I want to know where she will be on Halloween.   :bolt:

I really hope back in Joplin, where she can be taken care of.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2013, 12:56:58 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 27, 2013, 05:27:34 AM
Not if she commits the crime in Maricopa County.   :lmao:

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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2013, 01:11:48 PM »
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2013, 02:49:51 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 27, 2013, 01:11:48 PM
Sparky FTW! :hi5:

Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2013, 03:44:12 PM »
Prostituting wasn't an option on this poll, but it seems the likely one for her.

Looks don't matter.  Hasn't set the crack whores back at all. 

There's someone for everyone.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2013, 04:00:36 PM »
I don't know really, but what I think she'll do is to continue to stalk Dave and latch onto any new guy she can, preferably some bum twice her age. There are mental issues involved here.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2013, 05:53:53 PM »
Ok, who was the joker that voted for "Settled down with Dave"?   :lmao:

Amber must have an account here.
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Re: Poll: Where will Amber Hoyt be by Thanksgiving?
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2013, 06:41:06 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 02:49:51 PM
Do we have a damn dictionary for all these single letter phrases like, I dunno, "FTW"?

FTW = For The Win
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