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DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« on: September 26, 2013, 12:31:04 PM »
Another dramatic mental health crisis for Dennis:
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This is a strange thing to post in the MH forum, but I have an emotional issue over:
getting rid of some plants I don't need and no longer have time to really take care of.
 
I haven't been taking proper care of them for over a year, since my little "adventure" of 2012. And, I really for the most part have lost interest. I'm just a different guy than I was, and I will never be the same again.
 
I don't need them taking up time and space, especially if I'm going to just ignore and abuse them.

I am also having a hard time thinking about "saying goodbye" -- some I've had for many years.
 
My plan is to pick out a few of the most special ones and keep those. The rest, adios.
 
Will I be strong enough to do it?
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Houseplant abuse is a terrible epidemic. Just look at those innocent leaves.



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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 12:36:16 PM »
You've got to be kidding me.  He can't be serious.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 12:36:23 PM »
Good Lord, pour a cup of bleach in each pot and that will take care of them.  If you really want to do the world a "HUGE" favor pick out the most poisonous one and eat all the leaves.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2013, 12:40:34 PM »
Reminds me of this classic:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2013, 12:51:27 PM »

     I, personally, would pay to see a reality show with this DUmmy and LocoNuts sharing an apartment.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2013, 12:52:32 PM »
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Denninmi (6,239 posts)

This is a strange thing to post in the MH forum, but I have an emotional issue over:
getting rid of some plants pets I don't need and no longer have time to really take care of.
 
I haven't been taking proper care of them for over a year, since my little "adventure" of 2012. And, I really for the most part have lost interest. I'm just a different guy than I was, and I will never be the same again.
 
I don't need them taking up time and space, especially if I'm going to just ignore and abuse them.

I am also having a hard time thinking about "saying goodbye" -- some I've had for many years.
 
My plan is to pick out a few of the most special ones and keep those. The rest, adios.
 
Will I be strong enough to do it
Thank the Lord this DUmmie is not talking about some pets.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2013, 12:55:09 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2013, 12:51:27 PM
     I, personally, would pay to see a reality show with this DUmmy and LocoNuts sharing an apartment.

Oh damn, that would be good.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2013, 01:10:15 PM »
For cripes sake! Grow a pair! So what happened to castrate this guy in 2012? Been my experience DUmmies bring agony on themselves. Mostly so other DUmmies will feel sorry for their useless BUtts!
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 01:40:39 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 01:10:15 PM
For cripes sake! Grow a pair! So what happened to castrate this guy in 2012? Been my experience DUmmies bring agony on themselves. Mostly so other DUmmies will feel sorry for their useless BUtts!

Oh, they find uses for their butts, it's the rest of them that is completely worthless.

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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2013, 02:06:45 PM »
Solution: Gas, match.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2013, 02:15:37 PM »
These people are even allowed to vote.

Dennis, Loconuts, Amber, Taverner - DUmmy membership in the many thousands, and they all get to vote.

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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2013, 02:17:55 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2013, 12:51:27 PM
     I, personally, would pay to see a reality show with this DUmmy and LocoNuts sharing an apartment.

Don't forget about Amber.  I bet she would take care of the plants.

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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2013, 02:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 26, 2013, 02:17:55 PM
Don't forget about Amber.  I bet she would take care of the plants.



I wouldn't take that bet with 100-to-1 odds. Amber had difficulty making sure money that was in a cash register till didn't up and walk away. :thatsright:
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2013, 02:37:21 PM »
They must be non-smokable.  :stoner:
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2013, 02:46:21 PM »
I wonder if they are marijuana.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2013, 12:51:27 PM
     I, personally, would pay to see a reality show with this DUmmy and LocoNuts sharing an apartment.

It would only have to be a one-bedroom apartment - they're always slobbering over each other when they post pity-whoring threads in the Lounge...
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2013, 04:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 26, 2013, 02:46:21 PM
I wonder if they are marijuana.  :lmao:

No way - he said he's had some for years, would have been stripped bare by now.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2013, 04:12:24 PM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on September 26, 2013, 04:03:29 PM
No way - he said he's had some for years, would have been stripped bare by now.

Not if ya know how to do it. Some of these indoor grow guys have a perpetual crop. If they used their expertise in cloning to make a living, they could prolly become a law abiding citizen. Oh, yeah, can't do that! A little conservatism might rub off on 'em!
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2013, 05:23:20 PM »
Okay, question.

Why did Dennis the Menace delete his original post?

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This message was self-deleted by its author (Denninmi) on Fri Sep 27, 2013, 12:02 PM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.

Maybe his feelings were hurt?
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2013, 05:43:50 PM »
I will admit that I was bummed when my cilantro plant died, but that was because I liked having fresh cilantro in my kitchen. 
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2013, 10:03:23 PM »
I think Peggy killed his thread.

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1. Oh, my dear Denninmi.

Only you can decide if you're strong enough...

But I suspect you are.

I think your plan is a good one: keep the most special, and find homes for the rest.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2013, 10:05:18 PM »
Oh... My... God... :thatsright:

Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2013, 12:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on September 26, 2013, 12:40:34 PM
Reminds me of this classic:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4[/youtube]

Wish they had this much sympathy for unborn babies.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2013, 12:26:44 AM »
Quote from: JGHB on September 28, 2013, 12:21:09 AM
Wish they had this much sympathy for unborn babies.
Good luck with that.
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Re: DUmmy Dennis The Menace Mourning Houseplants
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2013, 08:26:35 AM »
Quote from: JGHB on September 28, 2013, 12:21:09 AM
Wish they had this much sympathy for unborn babies.

Oh please, babies are just a clump of cells, trees on the other hand are like wood and stuff.
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