« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.  (Read 1927 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
« on: September 25, 2013, 10:14:25 AM »
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House.

 It contains a parachute; an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker; a 'Bush’s Fault' yard sign; a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster; a 'Tax the Rich' banner; an application for unemployment; an application for food stamps; a prayer rug; a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren; and if that was not enough, there was a discount coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a _ _. Everything was 'Made in China' and all directions were in Spanish.

 Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.



ETA: As usual, I stole it.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Freeper

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17779
  • Reputation: +1311/-314
  • Creepy ass cracker.
Re:
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 10:53:14 AM »
Was it sent postage due?
Logged
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re:
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 11:00:05 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 25, 2013, 10:53:14 AM
Was it sent postage due?

It was all free except for shipping and handling......which was rather steep everything considered.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 01:27:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
It was all free except for shipping and handling......which was rather steep everything considered.

Yeah, $40,000 for every man, woman, and child is pretty steep shippin' fees!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 01:45:59 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 01:27:15 PM
Yeah, $40,000 for every man, woman, and child is pretty steep shippin' fees!
Yeah, just like all that free stuff on TV.....plus shipping and handling....and you can buy the product cheaper than that.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »