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Ouch: Lamborghini Gets Cut in Half in Violent Collision
« on: September 23, 2013, 05:35:47 PM »
I seriously debated putting this in the Mind Numbing Stupidity board.

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Ouch: Lamborghini Gets Cut in Half in Violent Collision
Sep. 23, 2013 12:36pm | Madeleine Morgenstern

A sedan driver picked the exact wrong moment to make a left turn right in front of an oncoming Lamborghini — and sheared the back of the Lambo right off.

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Ummm, dude.  I don't think your insurance is gonna cover that. (I'm betting the sedan driver's collision policy maxes out at $50,000, like most people.) :thatsright:
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Re: Ouch: Lamborghini Gets Cut in Half in Violent Collision
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2013, 07:51:56 PM »
It looked like he might have been speeding.  That might change things a bit.

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Re: Ouch: Lamborghini Gets Cut in Half in Violent Collision
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 01:22:14 PM »
What did the damage was the telephone/light pole when he Lamb-agin-it.
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Re: Ouch: Lamborghini Gets Cut in Half in Violent Collision
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 01:32:27 PM »
It looked like he might have been speeding.  That might change things a bit.

When I was a young buck, I was clipped by a motorcyclist who tried to dodge around me while I was changing lanes. She was speeding  (about 50 - 60 in a 40 zone) around a relatively blind curve and didn't see me until the last *******ed second, and when I'd started my lane change, the lane behind me was completely clear. In spite of all that, the cops charge me with an illegal lane change, and I was therefore saddled with responsibility for the accident.

I suspect that will be how this accident is adjudicated as well, when all is said and done.
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