DUmmie "Locut0s" (post-breakdown) advocating ginger soup

[Tess Anderson]

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Sun Sep 22, 2013, 05:28 AM

 Locut0s (4,173 posts)


Ginger Soup, it's good for what ails ya...



Last edited Sun Sep 22, 2013, 05:30 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

 Sitting here at my comp at 2:20AM trying not to think about just how ****ed up my life is right now after my breakdown, well in general really. One of the many little things that help in times of stress and anxiety is a hot drink (well helps a little bit anyway).
 
Some swear by hot milk, chamomile tea, the venerable Captain Picard seemed to have a fondness for Earl Gray Tea, "Or as he ALWAYS put it to the replicator Tea, Earl Gray, Hot". If you like any of these let me add Ginger Soup / Tea to the list for you. It couldn't be simpler to make.
 
Ingredients:

Ginger root (1 makes about 4 cups or so depending on how strong)
Powdered Albino Asian Unicorn Horn (Optional)

Preparation:

Slice ginger root as finely as you can, a mandoline can come in handy here. Place sliced ginger in about 3 - 4 cups of water. Bring water and ginger to a medium boil. Turn down to a simmer and boil for about 20 mins. Pour through a course strainer to remove the roots, you can eat the root too if you like it.
 
Prepare for an extra spicy tea!! It's good for calming the nerves (again only mildly). It's also very very good for soothing an upset stomach, assuming spicy things don't upset you too much. It has the interesting side effect of removing gas from your intestines, that means you will be farting a lot LOL. If you are gassy and bloated this is a good remedy.

[franksolich]

We've been overlooking the locust primitive the past couple of weeks, being otherwise preoccupied with the brain-damaged primitive and the convenience store primitive.

But to keep a long story short, apparently he had a break-down in the dormitory, and is now back at home.

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy LocoNuts should take a tip from other prominent DUmmies like Pitt and Mark Kregel, and just get blind drunk.

I know he'll say he can't afford alcoholic beverages, but if he searches around the innertube he will find he can get drunk as hell on a lot of common household products. It will make the pressure from his insanity a lot easier to bear.

I hope he reads this and takes the advice. It will make his miserable existence so much more tolerable.

[Vagabond]

He couldn't handle being around someone that told him to make his own coffee and to keep his sty clean, I bet.  Locut0s would never make it through Army boot camp, but he desperately needs to learn to set boundaries for himself, his mother, and others.  Living miserably is worse than dying alone.

[I_B_Perky]

We've been overlooking the locust primitive the past couple of weeks, being otherwise preoccupied with the brain-damaged primitive and the convenience store primitive.

But to keep a long story short, apparently he had a break-down in the dormitory, and is now back at home.

I knew he wouldn't last at the college, Frank. It required dedication/work and he, like his cohorts at the dump, are ill suited for that endeavor.

[Delmar]

Sitting here at my comp at 2:20AM trying not to think about just how ****ed up my life is right now after my breakdown, well in general really. One of the many little things that help in times of stress and anxiety is a hot drink (well helps a little bit anyway)

Locut0s bares his soul to his DUmp friends and they don't even blink, they just launch into their own recipes for ginger without so much as acknowledging his breakdown.

[GOBUCKS]

Living miserably is worse than dying alone.

Well now there you go. I didn't mention it out of excess compassion, but really, suicide is a option that deserves serious consideration by LocoNuts.

He has a laptop with a webcam, and I'm sure he knows how much attention he could get from all over the world if he handles it properly. For once, LocoNuts could be a star. Of course, we'd all hate to see that happen....

[USA4ME]

I said he'd never make it till Rush Week.

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[I_B_Perky]

I said he'd never make it till Rush Week.

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I'm surprised he made it as long as he did.

[JohnnyReb]

If his parents had been smart, they would have had the moving van waiting around the corner the day he moved into the dorm.

[vesta111]

Locut0s bares his soul to his DUmp friends and they don't even blink, they just launch into their own recipes for ginger without so much as acknowledging his breakdown.

Curious now, why is this grown man breaking down ???   Jeez, seems like the liberal male is for some reason just a hop, skip and a jump from having the Vapors woman would get when their corset was too tight.

Tripler Army Hospital, Honolulu 1970.   Kids really 18-21 brought in missing arms and legs, blind or deaf for life.     These kids had spunk, more worried about their Buddy's then themselves.  

Today their kids and grandkids are having some kind of break down when they find a spider in the shower.  The now grown males that look at Dad and Grandpa as hero's are at their late 20's themselves and have not progressed beyond the mentality or maturity of a 5 year old child.      

Somehow we are raising a generation of girlie/boys, all our American men are over seas, the longer they stay there, the less likelihood our daughters will find good breeding stock.   I would guess this is the reason fewer and fewer woman are getting married today, only people that want a commitment are the Gays and that is all about the MONEY.    

I have no time for fools, none of the mumbo jumbo of the Experts to explain why perfectly normal people are given a diagnose of what ever and they come to believe it themselves.  Tired of this Say I have a mental problem so I have been told and it is not my fault.   I get depressed and take 8 different pills a day, have been taking them since I was 5 years old to calm me down.   Now 25+ years later on the same drugs I just do not understand why I get this way at times.

Rats Ass, need to get this grown man off his meds.   Sure there will be with drawl symptoms, but someone has to be there to manage them at that time.   Listen UP to the drug ads on TV, sleeping aids and stop smoking ETC. one side effect is suicidal thoughts,    Just lovely,     Rant ended for now.

[ExGeeEye]

Ginger Soup?

[Dori]

Ingredients:

Ginger root (1 makes about 4 cups or so depending on how strong)
Powdered Albino Asian Unicorn Horn (Optional)

 

[Delmar]

 

Powdered Albino Asian Unicorn Horn

That sounds like some kind of ancient asian aphrodisiac.  I'm suprised he isn't a bigger hit with the ladies.

[Chris_]

That sounds like some kind of ancient asian aphrodisiac.  I'm suprised he isn't a bigger hit with the ladies.

Sounds more like some basement-dwelling Dungeons and Dragons masturbation fantasy.

Apologies to anyone here that actually enjoys Dungeons and Dragons.  Or masturbating in your basement.

[Celtic Rose]

Or, you could go to the store and pay $3 and some change for a box of ginger tea and have some ready within minutes of heating the water. 

[I_B_Perky]

Or masturbating in your basement.

Don't have a basement, Chris. Got an attic though!!!  

[Chris_]

Don't have a basement, Chris. Got an attic though!!!  

Whatever tickles your ticker.

[Chris_]

I bet Locut0s is a brony.

[GOBUCKS]

Remember DUmmy LocoNuts is in his thirties and has never "been with" a woman.

Even stevenumbers got laid once back in the mid-nineties.

[BattleHymn]

That sounds like some kind of ancient asian aphrodisiac.  I'm suprised he isn't a bigger hit with the ladies.

This should clear things up a little for you:

[BattleHymn]

I bet Locut0s is a brony.

I've seen a picture of the inside of his dorm room.  I didn't see any brony paraphernalia, but there were some cartoonish drawings on the wall that would have been appropriate for someone less than  half his age.




[edit]   It's a Legend of Zelda poster.

[Delmar]

I bet Locut0s is a brony.

I had to look up what a brony is--thank God.

[Mr Mannn]

Sun Sep 22, 2013, 05:28 AM

 Locut0s (4,173 posts)

Preparation:

Slice ginger root as finely as you can,

So. He is trusted with a knife. Not a good idea.

[I_B_Perky]

I had to look up what a brony is--thank God.

I saw that term in a magazine about a month ago, Delmar. I was like WTF? Think it was the Weekly Standard. Can't remember now. After I read the article I'm still like WTF?