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Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« on: September 22, 2013, 02:23:21 PM »
that DU has basically turned into a link farm for wishadoodoo and other beggar sites?

I thought unemployment had been fixed by 0dumbass? Why can't you people find work? Oh well - no matter. But one day soon, Skinner is going to notice how much of the drop is getting skimmed by
you grifters...you better hold out a cup while the getting is still good.

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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2013, 03:06:24 PM »
It is just one beggar giving what support he can for the other beggars. But I believe you're right, when Skinner figures out he is losing his donations it will come to an abrupt end.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM »
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:

Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 02:28:29 AM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM
Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.

...free communal showers at that!
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2013, 04:37:59 AM »
Quote from: marv on September 24, 2013, 02:28:29 AM
...free communal showers at that!

Golden, even! :pisscontest:
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2013, 06:39:52 AM »


How I picture a DUmpmonkey getting a shower
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2013, 09:58:37 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers. 

That's a hell of a deal. Crystal Hoyt charges two bucks.
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2013, 05:54:32 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
DU has turned into a truck stop that offers free showers.  :popcorn:

Quote from: GOP Congress on September 24, 2013, 12:05:54 AM
Free showers? DUmmieland? What a waste.

Not at all.

Since DUmmies don't take showers, skinner is saving a metric shit ton of money on water.

However, it's nothing for the Dummies to run thru the truck wash once or twice a year.   :rotf:
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2013, 06:05:29 PM »
Quote from: Linda on September 22, 2013, 03:06:24 PM
It is just one beggar giving what support he can for the other beggars. But I believe you're right, when Skinner figures out he is losing his donations it will come to an abrupt end.

How will he afford his next vacation to Europe?
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Re: Lurking DUmmies: shouldn't you get your hand out soon before Skinner notices
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2013, 07:13:53 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 24, 2013, 06:05:29 PM
How will he afford his next vacation to Europe?
Hitch a ride on AF1 the next time Barry goes golfing.   :lmao:
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