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Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« on: September 20, 2013, 12:19:04 PM »
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Why are people still stupid enough to believe this "chemtrail" bullshit?


Daubenmire: Airplane Chemtrails Are Chemical Weapons

Submitted by Kyle Mantyla on Friday, 9/20/2013 10:19 am

On today's "News With Views" program, "Coach" Dave Daubenmire announced that he agrees with President Obama that the United States must stop the use of chemical weapons.

But Daubenmire wasn't talking about the use of such weapons in Syria, but rather the use of them here at home, in the form of medicines and chemtrails.

"What about these chemtrails?" Daubenmire asked. "We can't deny anymore that that's going on, can we? We cannot deny that; that something is being sprayed over the top of us and we don't know exactly what it is or what the effects of it are, but I can promise you this: the chemicals that are being sprayed are killing people. They have to be. There has to be some type of impact. Have you ever seen so much cancer, so much autism, so many diseases that we didn't have before? Have you ever seen anything like it? Could it have something to do with chemical weapons?"

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/daubenmire-airplane-chemtrails-are-chemical-weapons

They're sticking a toe in the water to see what Skinner's latest editorial position is.


You may recall a certain DUmmy named SpiralHawk, known for putting an (R) in every post in (tired, old) mocking satire. SpiralHawk was banned because of his/her/it's belief in chemtrails.
SpiralHawk re-upped as Berlum, and sure enough...


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1. Why do you care?

About every two months, someone has to post an "I can't stand woo-ers" thread here, whether it's chemtrails, homeopathy or chiropracters....ad nauseum.

Why do you care what others believe?

These are generally not issues that affect public policies, or you personally.


Translation: they believe in chemtrails.

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5. Anti-Woo Threads - LIHOP or MIHOP?

Do the Anti-Wooers plan these threads, or do they just let them happen?


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Fri Sep 20, 2013, 12:19 PM

Berlum (4,845 posts)
14. They plan them

it seems both plain & pathetic.


Berlum, you see, is a clear chemtrailer.

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16. Well, I'm guessing those trails aren't pure water vapor.

So technically...



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Fri Sep 20, 2013, 12:29 PM

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17. Technically, you are having a "Forbidden Thought"


Berlum, clearly still red-assed about being booted for being a chemtrailer.


Interesting thread...maybe the mods will let it stick so more of them can hang themselves.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2013, 12:22:05 PM »
I have a girl on my fb feed that posts friggin pictures of the sky/clouds.  She always asks "What do you see?" and I always respond "Clouds"  :rotf:
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2013, 02:07:54 PM »
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1. Why do you care?
About every two months, someone has to post an "I can't stand woo-ers" thread here, whether it's chemtrails, homeopathy or chiropracters....ad nauseum.


I'd believe in chemtrails or water witching before I'd believe in homeopathy or chiropractic.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2013, 02:24:39 PM »
Yes, the government sprays chemtrails all the time. That's why most people were stupid enough to vote for Obama. I didn't vote for Obama. I wear my tinfoil hat and coat at all times when I am outside. I am the only normal, intelligent, sane person in my neighborhood.

Be sure to use Reynolds Aluminum foil only......the other brands are not coated with the secret reflector coating that protects against all 97 different chemicals and 32 radio frequencies.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2013, 02:28:20 PM »
Chemtrails were great, but I don't think anything will match the Y2K scam during the second half of 1999.

Those message boards were funnier than anything the DUmp has ever come up with.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2013, 02:30:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 20, 2013, 02:28:20 PM
Chemtrails were great, but I don't think anything will match the Y2K scam during the second half of 1999.

Those message boards were funnier than anything the DUmp has ever come up with.

How much money did Bill Clinton and Al Gore make off that farce?
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2013, 02:30:38 PM »
don't airplanes drop frozen poop out?  I have read that sometimes.....or is that an accident?
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Re: Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2013, 02:35:20 PM »
Aviation pro ought to chime in and enlighten the DUmmies all about contrails.
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Re: Re: Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2013, 02:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 20, 2013, 02:30:38 PM
don't airplanes drop frozen poop out?  I have read that sometimes.....or is that an accident?
only when the holding tank valve is broken.
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Re: Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2013, 03:11:26 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on September 20, 2013, 02:35:20 PM
Aviation pro ought to chime in and enlighten the DUmmies all about contrails.
Aha, where has that little potty mouth been lately.
He was, after all, the right seater on a turd-hearse.

Yes, Gina. Years ago, blue ice incidence(sp?) happened due to failed dump valves.
I always wondered what people thought when a fifteen pound frozen growler crashed through their roof.  :runaway:
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Re: Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2013, 03:18:41 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on September 20, 2013, 02:35:20 PM
Aviation pro ought to chime in and enlighten the DUmmies all about contrails.
They would be better off reading entrails.
As for clouds, they obviously haven't looked at them from both sides...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8jGFu7ys64[/youtube]

So many things I would have done,
But clouds got in my way...
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2013, 05:06:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 20, 2013, 02:07:54 PM

I'd believe in chemtrails or water witching before I'd believe in homeopathy or chiropractic.

I'll believe in chemtrails before I'd believe in globull warming.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2013, 05:15:40 PM »
Logic never really enters the chemtrail argument.

If we really were spraying chemical weapons on the populace...
1) Why do the sprayers chose to live underneath their own chem trails?

2) And again, why spray them on your own country when there are other easier ways to dump chem weapons on third world countries?

3) and how come great numbers of people aren't dying, or getting sick?


I liked it better when chem trails were mind control agents. You could explain low info voters that way.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2013, 05:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 20, 2013, 05:15:40 PM
Logic never really enters the chemtrail argument.

If we really were spraying chemical weapons on the populace...
1) Why do the sprayers chose to live underneath their own chem trails?

2) And again, why spray them on your own country when there are other easier ways to dump chem weapons on third world countries?

3) and how come great numbers of people aren't dying, or getting sick?


I liked it better when chem trails were mind control agents. You could explain low info voters that way.


Yep the same peeps that are blabbing about the chem trails...lol
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2013, 05:44:55 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on September 20, 2013, 05:26:57 PM
Yep the same peeps that are blabbing about the chem trails...lol

BINGO!
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2013, 05:59:43 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 20, 2013, 05:44:55 PM
BINGO!

WE HAVE A WINNNAAA!!!!! DING DING DING....thank you thank you   :rotf:
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2013, 06:05:56 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on September 20, 2013, 05:59:43 PM
WE HAVE A WINNNAAA!!!!! DING DING DING....thank you thank you   :rotf:
BS for excessive celebration in the end-zone.  :wink:
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2013, 06:12:20 PM »
hehe
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 06:26:04 PM »
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 06:28:17 PM »
I know it takes a long time to get to know someone on a forum but yes I can laugh at myself....and have to a lot.  :rotf:
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2013, 07:22:28 PM »
Sigh... Contrails 'spread' the way they do for reasons similar to the supercooled water trick that everyone is doing nowadays, but in reverse. the passing jet disrupts normal temperatures and pressure way up in the atmosphere, resulting in condensation, which cascades outward for a while, then spreads out as it dissipates and returns to normal.

The difference in temperature and pressure is key - Its why airports aren't covered in a constant fog. Its also the reason why this trick works as it does.

[youtube=560,315]Fot3m7kyLn4[/youtube]

There is as much 'woo' about this as there is about contrails.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2013, 10:37:21 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 20, 2013, 07:22:28 PM
Sigh... Contrails 'spread' the way they do for reasons similar to the supercooled water trick that everyone is doing nowadays, but in reverse. the passing jet disrupts normal temperatures and pressure way up in the atmosphere, resulting in condensation, which cascades outward for a while, then spreads out as it dissipates and returns to normal.

Are you sure?  I thought this was pretty convincing:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUAicXcJCo[/youtube]

 :popcorn:

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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2013, 10:48:07 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 20, 2013, 10:37:21 PM
Are you sure?  I thought this was pretty convincing:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUAicXcJCo[/youtube]

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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2013, 10:54:26 PM »
I don't even know where to begin on that video - except that maybe the only 'chemtrail' action going on was what was pouring out of that dude's bong.
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Re: Chemtrail thread in GD - DUmmies treading lightly
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2013, 02:09:39 PM »
I have to admit....there was some chemical action going on in that video.....but not as high as the guy shooting the video.
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