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Offline Wineslob

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« on: September 19, 2013, 11:54:52 AM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

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Re: I know
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2013, 08:50:58 AM »
Piney Power!!

Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

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Re: I know
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2013, 09:18:00 AM »
I read this the other day...thought it was so funny, I even read it to M. He cracked up in several places.

We don't have a Whole Foods, and I've only been shopping there once to one in Nashville. BFF and I went in to check it out after we heard there was one coming here.

I will probably be sticking with Kroger and Publix.  :)
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: I know
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2013, 09:21:40 AM »
WHY?....Yes, why?....Why when I see "ORGANIC" do I think, "Why has some farmer to cheap to buy a few hundred pounds of nice clean fertilizer let some other farmer spread tons of animal shit on these vegetables".
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: I know
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2013, 09:23:54 AM »
WHY?....Yes, why?....Why when I see "ORGANIC" do I think, "Why has some farmer to cheap to buy a few hundred pounds of nice clean fertilizer let some other farmer spread tons of animal shit on these vegetables".

I don't buy organic.

I know fertilizer is chemicals, but that doesn't bother me as much as the idea of poop being put on my food.  :puke:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: I know
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2013, 10:14:32 AM »
I don't buy organic.

I know fertilizer is chemicals, but that doesn't bother me as much as the idea of poop being put on my food.  :puke:

Yep, every time I see a news story about e-coli, I wonder about how it got on the food.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin