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Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« on: September 18, 2013, 09:23:43 PM »
The countdown begins in Times Square:
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FYI for those counting with me...
2!!!!!!!2 days till the Greyhound rolls me away!

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2. Yup!!!!

I an excited!

But scared as well.

This is the first time not being told what to do (all my young life I was told what to do by my over controlling father).
 
This is also the first time in ten years I was not part of a team. My (now) ex SO and I was a great working team. It was that teamwork that got us threw the last 2-2 1/2 years. Now I am flying solo. And I now I am heading for rough waters.
 
The odds are stacked against me. But, I will be in a place I call home. I will be able to move and do stuff. Not have others draining me of meager resources. I have a list of resources to go to and get some help.
 
Yes it will be dark to start, but this unlucky kitty has a way to land on her feet!
 
And thanks to some very generous people, I am not going totally broke. Staring Sept. 30th I will be able to start drawing on $100 thanks to DU and Wishadoo.
 
Yeah, I need to call and make sure the card guys know I will be traveling, but that is not a big deal.
 
I will have something like 100 something for me, myself and I from my last paycheck.
 
I have a nice shirt, nice shoes, and a pair of black and a pair of Kaki pants. That should cover most job requirements for most uniforms.
 
I don't know what mess I have got to clean up to get section 8 housing and SNAP's (food stamps) due to that man's great advice, but I will find a way.
 
I am going to make it. I will just be a little lonely.


Yes, I'm pretty sure that Chad is a dead man walking.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 09:34:10 PM »
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I will just be a little lonely.

Oh, no. You won't be lonely at all, Amber.

As soon as the word gets around the homeless shelter that you have $100 stuffed up your moose knuckle, you'll have "friends" you never knew you had before. Because that twitching, piss-soaked illegal alien crank addict in the next rack is much better at redistribution of wealth than you are, and he won't mind that your money sticks together, smells like a fish's asshole, and is infused with candida albicans.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 09:41:19 PM »
The over/under on Amber's return to Joplin is Thanksgiving - if she actually leaves.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 09:45:21 PM »
She is leaving a place where she has a roof over her head, had a job until she quit voluntarily to move to place where she plans on living in  a homeless shelter with no job and no real prospects for one, right?

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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 09:50:40 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 18, 2013, 09:45:21 PM
She is leaving a place where she has a roof over her head, had a job until she quit voluntarily to move to place where she plans on living in  a homeless shelter with no job and no real prospects for one, right?

 :rofl:
She's got a college degree but still refers to fifty bucks as "a nest egg".

An education is wasted on some people.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 09:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 18, 2013, 09:50:40 PM
She's got a college degree but still refers to fifty bucks as "a nest egg".

An education is wasted on some people.

Fifty bucks didn't pay for a nights drinking when I still did that kind of thing.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 10:08:45 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 18, 2013, 09:52:38 PM
Fifty bucks didn't pay for a nights drinking when I still did that kind of thing.
It still doesn't.  I blow that much after work at the auto parts store.

Hell, fifty bucks won't even fill a tank of gas.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 10:35:17 PM »
For someone who hated working nights in a gas station store because it was "creepy", sure is operating on some seriously delusional ideas of what life is like as a homeless person.  Being lonely is the least of her soon to be problems.





 

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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 11:19:15 PM »
If Amber has a college degree, then darkangelnumbers will soon be a registered nurse in Alaska.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 11:29:03 PM »
No school in its right mind should have ever sent her out the door with a diploma.  Her writing is atrocious. I wince whenever I read one of her longer posts.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2013, 12:20:52 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 18, 2013, 09:34:10 PM
Oh, no. You won't be lonely at all, Amber.

As soon as the word gets around the homeless shelter that you have $100 stuffed up your moose knuckle, you'll have "friends" you never knew you had before. Because that twitching, piss-soaked illegal alien crank addict in the next rack is much better at redistribution of wealth than you are, and he won't mind that your money sticks together, smells like a fish's asshole, and is infused with candida albicans.



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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 05:53:43 AM »
How sad is it when her dream is to live off of food stamps and section 8 housing?

We do live in a country, where the preezy says that we all should aspire to be in the middle class. Nothing like aspiring to be average.  :mental:
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 06:49:21 AM »
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2013, 06:57:20 AM »
When her sisters figure it out, she'll be under the bus, and not on it.
Saturday should be interesting.
Will she find wifi hotspots to post her travels?
A road map with a red line marking her progress?
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2013, 07:18:21 AM »
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Oh my GOD.   :rotf:
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 09:38:48 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 19, 2013, 05:53:43 AM
How sad is it when her dream is to live off of food stamps and section 8 housing?

We do live in a country, where the preezy says that we all should aspire to be in the middle class. Nothing like aspiring to be average.  :mental:
So, foodstamps and section 8 housing makes you an average DUmmie.....how many freebies must one acquire to be a middle class or upper class DUmmie?
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2013, 09:41:34 AM »
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Probably a Smelt.   :whistling:
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2013, 10:02:21 AM »
She's a good looking young lady with a good head on her shoulders. I'm sure she will be fine.
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Re: Amber Begins Her Countdown - Chad Should Be Looking For Cover
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2013, 10:09:43 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 19, 2013, 10:02:21 AM
She's a good looking young lady with a good head on her shoulders. I'm sure she will be fine.

Since Rule 34 is still valid, I'm sure there's a market even for Amber.

Maybe this guy can keep her in the style she'd like to be accustomed to.


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