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Offline franksolich

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the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« on: September 18, 2013, 05:33:31 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (6,003 posts)   Wed Sep 18, 2013, 04:30 PM

Checks did not come in today to the store, trying not to panic...

This happened last week. they came in Thursday instead of Wednesday like they are supposed to. Another guy said they have come in as late as Friday.
 
It is to be here still before Saturday. So I should just calm down. It will come in before I take off.
 
So much is riding on this! I can't help but worry!

New campfire, just lit.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 05:56:35 PM »
She's not employed anymore, so she can't make up for it at the till.

I have direct deposit because I HAVE A JOB. I have enough saved away to go to Tuscon anytime I want.
Too bad you quit after only EIGHT DAYS.
Too bad you stole from the cash register on your first day.
Too bad your boss didn't trust you ever again after that.
Too bad he's probably enjoying seeing you squirm.

Maybe you should pack a lunch with your worldly goods. You're staying with the salvation army...they'll feed you. The bus ticket is already purchased...go anyways...but I know you won't. You will squeal like a pig until the bus gives you another ticket.

It just gives me the chills when these people proclaim how much smarter they are than me.   
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 06:01:48 PM »

     She MIGHT be the first recorded instance of a vagrant in an extreme hurry. What is she, late for a NAP? LFR: NOTHING is riding on this.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 18, 2013, 06:01:48 PM
     She MIGHT be the first recorded instance of a vagrant in an extreme hurry. What is she, late for a NAP? LFR: NOTHING is riding on this.

The sisters must be breathing down her neck for their cut of that final check.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 06:06:50 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 18, 2013, 06:04:09 PM
The sisters must be breathing down her neck for their cut of that final check.


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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 06:32:11 PM »
This is one pitiful, desperate DUmmy.  There are separate 'countdown' threads for "those who are counting" with her - 3 days to bus, 2 days to bus.

There is also a post listing all the stuff she is taking - makeup, shampoo, a box of "lady things", shoes, pants, etc. 

Did not bring over the links/posts, just sharing how pitiful this one is, to think that she has to log for the other DUmmies every single thing she is doing/packing/thinking.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 06:39:08 PM »
Come on, you had to know this was coming.

Time for another Wish A Doo plea for help.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 06:51:17 PM »
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So much is riding on this! I can't help but worry!

A check that will net out around fifty bucks, from which Crystal and Annette want their cut, can't have that much riding on it.

The big money is in that frozen ten-dollar PayPal account.

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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 08:55:15 PM »
OOOOHH. A disaster before the disaster.

Only in DUmmyville.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 09:08:20 PM »
No comments from the DUmmies.

They must be following Amber's saga from here.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2013, 04:24:08 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 18, 2013, 09:08:20 PM
No comments from the DUmmies.

They must be following Amber's saga from here.

What's not to like?  They only have to nod their pointy heads in agreement with our opinions, rather than actually look like imbeciles and agree with her, or rip her a new one on their board, thus risking a jury decision (and moles influencing it).
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 07:09:34 AM »
I'm waiting for tomorrows "one more day", thread.  :-)
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 07:23:10 AM »
How is she getting on the internet again?
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2013, 08:01:03 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 19, 2013, 07:23:10 AM
How is she getting on the internet again?

There are plenty of places with free wifi, she'll be able to keep us abreast of events until her laptop gets hocked or is stolen.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2013, 08:37:34 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 19, 2013, 08:01:03 AM
There are plenty of places with free wifi, she'll be able to keep us abreast of events until her laptop gets hocked or is stolen.

Plus obamaphones are not just basic phones. They have all of the bells and whistles.
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Re: the convenience store primitive hits a speed-bump
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 19, 2013, 07:23:10 AM
How is she getting on the internet again?


     There are levels of vagrancy and poverty that still permit a DUmmy to have hardware and internet access. No matter how poor they are, they find a way online. There have been only a couple of DUmmies that have truly vanished due to financial circumstances. A DUmmy will go hungry in order to have money to watch The Daily Show and to post on DU and tithe to Skinner, and set up wishadoo accounts to beg for Cheeto scratch.
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