The "Golden Arches" is a porn title ?
aaaaaaaaaaand you know this how???? lol!
guys on a porn site are a little busy to ummmm, drop what they're doing and double click on a link to invest in gold.
"Oh baby...that's the way I like it...Hey look! I could go to McDonnalds!"
Not gonna happen.
Have experience at this sorta thing, do we? Heh, heh, heh!!!
Yeah, if you're looking at it from the right angle.....little skinny but at that point and time, what the hell. 
Never heard of "Golden Showers", I guess?
Ya know when yer gettin' old is when you know more info than ya want to!!