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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« on: September 17, 2013, 03:51:52 PM »
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How to convince your server to become an atheist...



Epic dick move.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 03:56:48 PM »
Just put the tip on your gold EBT card.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 04:14:41 PM »
Pitt really showed his stupidity in that thread. Nothing to indicate that anyone leaving those on a restaurant table are leaving that instead of a tip. In fact, I highly doubt that's the case.

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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 04:33:52 PM »
I always leave an 0bamaPhone as a tip.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 06:20:55 PM »
Well the worst tipper are the euros. I owned/partnered a restaurant for a while and instituted a mandatory tip on anyone that even looked euro. Because as an evil conservative I saw the leftist euros screwing my employees. My partners were against it originally but it happened after a few more horror stories of french tourists. Surprisingly, evil Americans never had to have their tip tacked on even in big parties.

So as to Shitstains BS post, leftists are the cheapest bastards I have ever seen. Look at any sched A for a leftist POS democrat and you will know that.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2013, 06:28:27 PM by jukin »
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 07:46:51 PM »
Hillary doesn't tip. Clintons are jerks.
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 08:06:25 PM »
He hasn't helped the hateful atheist cause.

I think the unemployable, hopeless alcoholic William Pitt has inadvertently brought a lot of people closer to the Lord.

Surely I'm not the only one who has considered Pitt's worthless, wasted, useless wreck of a life and silently thought, "There, but for the loving grace of God, go I".
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Re: Wee Willie Pitt figured out a way to convert people to become athiests
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 08:09:58 PM »
So pray tell, Wee Willie, how's the breakfast fare in Rindge these days?
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