Hey you DU dweebs, if any of you had ever actually been in a military headquarters, you'd know that thanks to an aversion to risk of anything uncontrolled happening that borders on the pathological, there aren't any guns anywhere except the few carried by a gatekeeper security force that represents a security blanket just as thick and brittle as an eggshell. Of course, none of you ever have, because besides being too unpatriotic and self-serving to ever BE in the military, your drug and sex offense records would have kept you from passing the screening for a clearance.