poll: which primitive's story is more fascinating?

[franksolich]

This is for purposes of market research only; to find out what the public wants, and then to come up with more of the same.

Which primitive's story has held your interest the most?

There's the brain-damaged primitive's bad-mouthing his employer and "freepers," and having to live with the consequences, and there's the saga of the convenience store primitive, who wants to get back together with a guy who doesn't want her.

[Chris_]

I'm mildly interested in hearing what DUmbass Doug has to say but since it appears he's already been canned, the illiterate, unemployed girl is much more interesting in a slow-motion car accident kind of way.

[BattleHymn]

Doug has already shot his wad.  At least, for now. 

I voted for the enormous future Tucson vagrant.

[franksolich]

I'm mildly interested in hearing what DUmbass Doug has to say but since it appears he's already been canned, the illiterate, unemployed girl is much more interesting in a slow-motion car accident kind of way.

I think they're equally interesting, but can't decide which one is, really, more popular than the other--the Missourian soap opera, or getting a primitive fired.

If the soap opera genre's more popular, there'll be more of the same in the DUmpster.

And if the getting-a-primitive-fired's more popular, well then, I guess we'll have to look around for other primitives who should get fired.

Either one's fine by me, but I'm not the whole public, hence the poll.

[I_B_Perky]

I think they're equally interesting, but can't decide which one is, really, more popular than the other--the Missourian soap opera, or getting a primitive fired.

If the soap opera genre's more popular, there'll be more of the same in the DUmpster.

And if the getting-a-primitive-fired's more popular, well then, I guess we'll have to look around for other primitives who should get fired.

Either one's fine by me, but I'm not the whole public, hence the poll.

Personally Frank... I think both of them are fascinating so I voted not sure.

Doug for the reason that his own self was the result of his employment demise.

Amber because she is the dummie saga that keeps on giving.

Maybe it is a steak versus pork chop thing. No reason why you can't enjoy both, is there?   

[Ogre]

I believe the former Gearhart IT guy's misery is a high as it will get.

I voted for the vagabond, her misery is only beginning.

Either way I'll be entertained.

[Big Don]

Oh come on. Its Nadin! Trained historian, unpaid journalist, soldier, firefighter, medic, physicist, warrior princess, wicked witch. What isn't fascinating?

[tanstaafl]

I gotta go with the Convenience Store <slash> Future Serial Killer Amber. She has cast a few milestone markers out along the road to her perdition as she strolls to her destiny in Tucson, I also see her battling the Law Enforcement of Arizona after she guts poor Chad.

Dougie, on the other hand, will just waste away in Northern New Jersey until he is found frozen in an alley, grasping the wheels of a garbage dumpster, to weak to pull his carcass up to get at the cast-offs of the society that ignored him and his so called "life".

eta: spelling error.

[Tucker]

Not sure.

I'm captivated by both. Using the DUmmy credo, "Separate but equal."

[hillneck]

Decisions, Decisions.  I'm not sure.  On one hand you have Doug, who in typical DUmmie fashion, screwed himself into possibly losing his job.  Then you have the LRF primitive, who is going to be like watching a train wreck.  You know you should turn away, but you can't. 

[Skul]

Definitely the brain damaged primitive.
The wallduding was fast and furious.  Total shock and awe.
The Joplin grifter might get that way when she gets to Tucson.
Slow train wrecks can be boring.

[BlueStateSaint]

I'm choosing our future stalker.  Just because the poorly lobotomized primitive's story seems to have played out.

[AprilRazz]

22 guests viewing right now. Interesting.

[redwhit]

I'd have to say Doug's just because he's not as forthcoming.  Should circumstances change, my opinion probably will too.

[AprilRazz]

Definitely the brain damaged primitive.
The wallduding was fast and furious.  Total shock and awe.
The Joplin grifter might get that way when she gets to Tucson.
Slow train wrecks can be boring.

But they can be more catastrophic at the end.

[Karin]

I'm in Perky's steaks and pork chops camp.  I've been watching both, as they are both fascinating in different ways.  They both show a display of DUmmiehood in completely unique ways. 

[Dori]

I am more interested in the convenient store primitive.

[Skul]

But they can be more catastrophic at the end.

Fast and furious ones, even more so. 

[Tess Anderson]

A little to close to call, but I voted for Amber, just because this is an ongoing soap opera. But Doug's storyline as SYSADMIN at the car dealership is finished, and he may never try to find another job at his age and just dedicate the rest of his life to woggies and kittehs. Amber, on the other hand, is leaving next Saturday and the big suspense now is whether her sisters will find out and undermine her plan.

[JakeStyle]

I voted LFR.  She is like a slow motion train wreck, and I am actually worried about how this is going to end.  Unless she is very motivated and bright, which she obviously isn't, she is setting herself up for complete failure.  I think she is going to be one of Tucsons' "hardcore homeless" within a month.

[Tucker]

I voted LFR.  She is like a slow motion train wreck, and I am actually worried about how this is going to end.  Unless she is very motivated and bright, which she obviously isn't, she is setting herself up for complete failure.  I think she is going to be one of Tucsons' "hardcore homeless" within a month.

A concerned mole should remind her of free internet at the library.

[J P Sousa]

  This is for purposes of market research only; to find out what the public wants, and then to come up with more of the same. 

 

Doug's misadventures has everything, he tried to screw FOX News and the customers who like FOX News AND his employer but he finally screwed himself in the process.


The perfect storm of the primitives hate and how it eventually consumes them. Very entertaining. 

Maybe they can make a movie out of Doug's life as an example of the DUmmie mind. 
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[GOBUCKS]

My biggest concern about Amber is that when she arrives in Tucson she'll fall into a black hole and we'll never hear from her again - until she turns up on the police blotter.

[Delmar]

The saga of the convenient store charwoman and her unrequited love.

“A mighty pain to love it is,
And 'tis a pain that pain to miss;
But of all pains, the greatest pain
It is to love, but love in vain.”
― Abraham Cowley

[Aristotelian]

They're both needed.

The convenient store one raises a wry smile on a daily basis with her continuing self-delusion; this keeps things ticking over.
The walldudes of this world cause greater excitement, but it last for less time - had DainBramaged been sensible, his case would now be dead as a dodo...it's only his silence (apart from occasional mentions of animals) which keeps us prodding.