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DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« on: September 13, 2013, 11:42:59 AM »
A new Olympic sport.
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Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

So I could wear shoes like these.

(Followed by a photo of an extreme stiletto platform hooker shoe.
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One can only imagine the grotesquely-endowed Alexandra teetering on a pair of six-inch stilettos.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 11:45:15 AM »
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these

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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2013, 11:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 13, 2013, 11:45:15 AM
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these



You'd have to be sitting on a loading dock just to put those on!  Wow!!

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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2013, 12:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 13, 2013, 11:45:15 AM
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these




I pay just to see her fall off those.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2013, 12:16:46 PM »
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5. I wore shoes like that when I was younger.

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7. Fell off of my platforms more than once.

I'll bet. 
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2013, 01:52:19 PM »
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Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

So I could wear shoes like these.

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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2013, 02:04:46 PM »
At her age, she should be more careful.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2013, 02:33:15 PM »
And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2013, 02:39:03 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2013, 02:33:15 PM
And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?

So she sneak back stage at a Kiss Concert, got into Gene Simmons dressing room and stole his shoes.

These are not shoes, these are a stage costume for a performer that is required to wear them 2 hours for a performance.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2013, 03:11:39 PM »
those would be great driving shoes to wear on a long cross country trip.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2013, 03:52:58 PM »
If her feet are anything like her tits she should be looking at clown shoes instead.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2013, 03:54:52 PM »
If she falls forward, she has airbags.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2013, 05:02:34 PM »
As top heavy as she is, she probably shouldn't be wearing any platform shoes.  It the whole center of balance thing.    :-)
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2013, 05:13:26 PM »
BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2013, 05:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2013, 11:26:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2013, 05:50:26 PM
BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2013, 12:01:34 AM »
From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west, and to look at them normally you have to be cross eyed.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2013, 12:06:27 AM »
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Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

If Alex was an acrobat, it would be a complete waste of a talent.

As anyone with a doctorate in South American Stuff can attest, a woman doesn't need to be an acrobat to play "Dirty Burro" She just needs to have enough balance to not fall off the stump.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2013, 07:57:19 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on September 14, 2013, 12:01:34 AM
From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west

Both came from the cuckoo's nest.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2013, 10:55:48 AM »
Now, PhDD is taking up hooker shoes and dashed dreams as a cause like she does with gun control and racism.
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Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2013, 05:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 13, 2013, 11:26:51 PM
BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:

Don't you mean.....UDDERS!!!!1!
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