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Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« on: September 11, 2013, 03:28:43 PM »
'Twas only a day or three ago he/she was happily getting drunk with the youngsters 10 - 12 years his junior (asterisks in this quote are mine)
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Yet again. It was bound to happen.

Locust made a similar post in GD the Lounge, no doubt looking for sympathy, healing light, and vibes in many places - but it has now been self deleted.

Later, it is beginning to look like LadyFreedumb might have company in Bobbolink's Buick.
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Also very very messed up. I think I'm going to end up on the street

These folks do have a lot of drama in their lives.  I think they bring a lot of their miseries on themselves with their life choices.

Came back to add the link to the Lounge thread.  It has some responses regarding positive thoughts and stuff, nothing exciting/interesting.  Just DUmmies and their healing thoughts. http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477378
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 03:33:35 PM »

     Probably that thing where you have bread, cheese, and butter, but no way to make a grilled cheese in a dorm room.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 03:38:28 PM »
One DUmmie said, "You CAN do it. You are smart, intelligent, eager, and determined.....DUmmie listed everything he ain't.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 03:40:48 PM »
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Well I'm ****ed...
Just a couple of days ago, the DUmmies were eagerly speculating on LocoNuts getting laid for the first time at age thirty-one.

Maybe this is a triumphant announcement.


 
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 03:43:40 PM »
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Well I'm ****ed...
Yet again. It was bound to happen.

He should declare this as his major.

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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 03:44:08 PM »
Taciturn little ass hole ain't he.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 03:47:36 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2013, 03:40:48 PM
Just a couple of days ago, the DUmmies were eagerly speculating on LocoNuts getting laid for the first time at age thirty-one.

Maybe this is a triumphant announcement.

I wondered about that.  The deleted post in GD the Lounge used the word "screwed", but having seen his/her photo, I sorta doubt it.  Unless the partner was made of latex and is inflatable.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 03:54:45 PM »
Quote from: dane on September 11, 2013, 03:28:43 PM
These folks do have a lot of drama in their lives.  
Someone has to serve as a bad example.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 04:53:10 PM »
Sounds like he just had a meeting with Dean Wormer.



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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 05:21:36 PM »
Why, My Dear Loconutz!? Do tell us what has happend!!!

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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 05:31:44 PM »
Quote from: dandi on September 11, 2013, 04:53:10 PM
Sounds like he just had a meeting with Dean Wormer.

Wow. 5 days in, and already on double secret probation.  That's gotta be some kind of record.  :popcorn:
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2013, 07:43:42 PM »
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Also very very messed up. I think I'm going to end up on the street

I knew it.  He's nowhere near a college.  The (D)Umper is his life.  Post your troubles, get anonymous retards you will never know to feel sorry for your troubles and then go down to dinner with momsy and dadsy.  At thirty frickin' one.....


What made up shit are you coming up with tomorrow, fruit loop?
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 07:48:03 PM »
Gosh,who would have guessed this?  :whatever:
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 08:16:04 PM »
I have a sneaking suspicion that LocoPuffs tried to blow one of his roommates while the roommate was passed out.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 08:43:24 PM »
I might have to back off on my one month prediction. Looks like he ain't gonna last another week.
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Re: Things not going well in the dorm for DUmmy Locust
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2013, 08:48:28 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 11, 2013, 08:16:04 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that LocoPuffs tried to blow one of his roommates while the roommate was passed out.

Could be.  Maybe he just hoovered up all their food for the fourth time in four days, or hasn't bathed since he moved in, or started one of those "Hey, roomies, did you ever watch one of those gladiator movies...?" conversations.
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