Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail

[Tess Anderson]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477094

with his home address 

Tue Sep 10, 2013, 04:33 PM

 Taverner (54,525 posts)



I just thought of an ingenious idea. Too bad I'm too ethical to do it.



 I was at my local pharmacy today, and I noticed a box filled with pre-addressed and franked envelopes.
 
Outside it said "Dispose of your used medications by sending them here!"

The idea, you took your unused pills, put them in the bag and sent them where they could be destroyed in an environmentally friendly way.
 
Anywho, alls it would take is somebody to make up a bunch of pre-addressed envelopes, but to a different address. MY address.
 
Then swap that out with the legit boxes all over the state.

Then just wait for the meds to come in!

At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...

[Celtic Rose]

You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.

[Chris_]

Too bad I'm too ethical to do it.

You're not ethical, you're just lazy.

[GOBUCKS]

An ethical intravenous drug addict!
Now there's a rare individual!

Any ethics Mark may have had went out the window, and into a syringe, a couple of decades ago.

[Chris_]

You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.

All the drug-addled DUmmies have that pharmacy handbook that shows you what each pill is based on the color, shape, size, and numbers stamped on it.

Some of them have it memorized.

[RobJohnson]

It's all fun and games until the DEA shows up knocking down your door.

[USA4ME]

He should down a couple of fifths and go for it.

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[Dori]

Isn't it a felony to conspire to steal prescription drugs?  And through the U.S. mail no less.  That's got to be good for another ten years.

 

[BattleHymn]

You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.

Celtic Rose, don't forget one of the pillars of being a primitive is "Find a pill, eat a pill." 

[Dori]

Celtic Rose, don't forget one of the pillars of being a primitive is "Find a pill, eat a pill." 

   especially dog pills that look like cookie crumbs

[diesel driver]

  especially dog pills that look like cookie crumbs

I thought it looked like a piece of naval lint?  Oh, well.

DUmmies are like children, after all.   

[Karin]

Oh for God's sake.  A  new low.  He got two replies, none of which point out the illegality of it all.  Here's one DUmmie with his usual clever wit:

Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Sep 10, 2013, 05:30 PM
 lastlib (4,386 posts)
2. My idea:

Get a Business-Reply envelope from any Right-wing or Republican organization; make about 50 or 100 copies of it on a copier. Fold them so that the Reply address is on the outside, and tape 'em so they don't open. Then drop 'em in a mailbox, and let the Repugs pay for all that postage!

 

Lurkers:  Aren't you ever embarrassed? 

[BlueStateSaint]

Oh for God's sake.  A  new low.  He got two replies, none of which point out the illegality of it all.

Karin, even if one of the replies did point out the illegality of it, do you really think that it would stop him?

[RobJohnson]

lastlib (4,391 posts)

2. My idea:

Get a Business-Reply envelope from any Right-wing or Republican organization; make about 50 or 100 copies of it on a copier. Fold them so that the Reply address is on the outside, and tape 'em so they don't open. Then drop 'em in a mailbox, and let the Repugs pay for all that postage!

 

[Bad Dog]

Karin, even if one of the replies did point out the illegality of it, do you really think that it would stop him?

Idiot will probably use the copier at work (if it has a job) and, you will note it specifies taping the letter.  This is because it's red stapler was confiscated by the boss.

[98ZJUSMC]

At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...

Has to make up terms to increase self-esteem.    

[BlueStateSaint]

At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...

Or a transsexual one, which is far, far more likely at the DUmp.