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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Day one being homeless.....
« on: September 10, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »
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Day one being homeless.....

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Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot heard about my problem and let me be his 24 hour business sitter I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think..

First thought is this could be a mole just toying with the DUmmies.

But if this is true, what the hell is this moron doing posting on the DUmp rather than trying to find a job? :mental:
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 04:02:11 PM »
Bobbolink's Buick might be available.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 04:04:46 PM »
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Response to Scuba (Reply #7)
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8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks

Sounds like Pitt and Taverner.

He doesn't need a job. Sounds like he already has a democrat's dream life.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 04:07:31 PM »
So, to get disability all you have to do is take 4 hour naps?
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 04:46:59 PM »
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Star Member Tuesday Afternoon (47,266 posts)  Tue Sep 10, 2013, 04:41 PM

14. Have you contacted One Grass Root? the Wishadoo might can give you some help

You will find him here:

[some links]

Good luck to you Goalie

Wishadoo!  It works!  Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access. 

How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo?  How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 04:49:41 PM »
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2013, 04:54:05 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 10, 2013, 04:46:59 PM
Wishadoo!  It works!  Just ask Lady Freedumb about her $10 she can't access. 

How many primitives live within a 50 mile radius of Kalamazoo?  How come none of them are offering to take in the goalie primitive?
They are afraid to ask their parents to let a roommate share the basement.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2013, 04:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 04:49:41 PM
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?

Yup.  Joplin, MO, to somewhere in Washington- I think Seattle.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 05:01:31 PM »
It's like Slingblade, only with free internet.

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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2013, 05:09:31 PM »

Ugh.  Disgusting.

"I'm homeless and can't work...but I can muster enough energy to type out a self pitying screed on DU and whine about it."
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2013, 05:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 04:49:41 PM
Is LFR the one that wanted to walk across the country in the middle of winter?


yes!
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2013, 05:27:22 PM »
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2013, 05:31:20 PM »
Sounds like Ghoulie Numbers has a home to me.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2013, 05:39:11 PM »
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Goalie49009 (104 posts)

8. No I have blackout seizures that last to 4 hours
on disability as of now and thanks


Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2013, 05:55:15 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 10, 2013, 05:39:11 PM

Ho is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...

um... after he blacks out he just sits there?
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2013, 06:20:28 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2013, 05:27:22 PM
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.


     I'd rather admit I'm homeless than reveal I'm an absolute moron, which they all do thousands of times a day.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2013, 06:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2013, 05:27:22 PM
Would any of you tell us/perfect strangers you are homeless?

I wouldn't.

People open up to online friends, I guess. It sounds like he has a temporary roof over his head for now.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2013, 08:45:39 PM »
And they say they are much smarter than we are.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2013, 08:57:47 PM »
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I have a place to sleep in the backroom...free wifi....and a gas station, grocery store and a fast food place next door so not bad I don't think.

That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2013, 09:03:24 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 10, 2013, 08:57:47 PM
That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
Look at the bright side... no neighbors.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2013, 09:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 10, 2013, 08:57:47 PM
That's not homeless, that's just living in a really crappy apartment.
And a free bathroom and laundry.

That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.

Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2013, 09:31:57 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2013, 09:28:07 PM
And a free bathroom and laundry.

That's better than Amber Hoyt's crib.

Of course, all Amber's problems will be solved when she arrives in Tucson, while this DUmmy will still be sleeping in a laundromat.

She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.

She may end in a Dumpster, for real.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2013, 09:34:42 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 10, 2013, 05:39:11 PM

 is he a 24 hour business sitter if he blacks out for 4 hours at a time?  :???:I'm confuzzled...

Maybe the blackouts are between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.  I have the same problem.
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2013, 03:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 10, 2013, 09:31:57 PM
She expects to shack up in a homeless shelter when she gets to Tucson, like a no-cost Waldorf Astoria where she has a standing reservation. But, there are no guarantees that the local shelter will have a crib for her.

She may end in a Dumpster, for real.

I hope so.

Maybe several of them.   :naughty:
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Re: Day one being homeless.....
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2013, 11:00:55 AM »
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Luckily a Laundromat owner that I frequent alot

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