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Offline franksolich

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the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« on: September 07, 2013, 11:04:27 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Fri Sep 6, 2013, 10:50 PM

How soon should I put applications out??

I will be heading back to Tucson on OCT.5th.

What time is good to start putting out applications online??

I don't want them to start calling while I am still stuck here, but I want to get a head start none the less.
 
Then I am going to have the problem of the holiday help. I need a full time not a temp.
 
Any suggestions?

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NYC_SKP (51,813 posts)    Fri Sep 6, 2013, 10:53 PM

1. I don't think 30 days lead is too long, unless they specify a shorter period.

And you need to specify for them what times you are and are not available for phone contact.
 
That's not unusual, a lot of people like teachers simply cannot take calls during business hours.
 
So I think you can start, well, NOW!

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Fri Sep 6, 2013, 11:03 PM

2. I was thinking to try for a retail job again.

And keep eyes open for a Studio Production job with one of the T.V. Stations.

I had good luch with a site named Snag a Job. I was getting interviews in short time.

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NYC_SKP (51,813 posts)   Fri Sep 6, 2013, 11:14 PM

3. I think working on this early is something that makes you look responsible and smart....

...to potential employers!

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Sat Sep 7, 2013, 12:59 AM

4. I was thinking of two weeks out.

That way if I get a call in a week (and that does happen to me when I go papering the town) I can try and schedule the interview for the 7th.

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NYC_SKP (51,813 posts)    Sat Sep 7, 2013, 01:03 AM

5. It probably varies by occupation and position.

Some industries might be headhunting months in advance of an opening, while others don't want to hear from anyone beyond two weeks.
 
But I think two weeks is fine, and so is three or four, that can't hurt.

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Sat Sep 7, 2013, 01:24 AM

6. At this point...

very little can hurt.

You know, I'm wondering if Skippy from New York City had, or has, a handicapped (mentally or physically) younger brother or sister, the way he's treating the simple-minded convenience store clerk primitive.

<<<familiar with it, because was the "handicapped" person in a large family.

I guess it's all good, but that still doesn't take away from Skippy's devotion to Stalinism.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 11:11:55 AM »
Retail .. really?  Didn't she just try that and hate it?

What's the difference between ringing up a pack of cigarettes or a  pair of socks? 


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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 11:14:15 AM »
responsible and smart.... :lmao:.....one of the DUmmies actually said that.....about a fellow DUmmie..... :lmao:
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 11:32:26 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Sat Sep 7, 2013, 01:24 AM

6. At this point...

very little can hurt.

The hurt hasn't even started Miss Amber.  Wait till you show up at 2:00AM in Tucson with $10.00 in your Pay Pall acct. and Chad waiting for you at the door.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2013, 11:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on September 07, 2013, 11:32:26 AM

The hurt hasn't even started Miss Amber.  Wait till you show up at 2:00AM in Tucson with $10.00 in your Pay Pall acct. and Chad waiting for you at the door.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2013, 11:39:21 AM »
I'll bet neither Chad nor Dave knows she's coming.

They're gonna be so excited!!
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2013, 11:49:34 AM »
I know of a systems administrator opening for a car dealership if she is willing to head east instead of west - My understanding is the job comes with a free pet rodent.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2013, 01:26:33 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Fri Sep 6, 2013, 11:03 PM

2. I was thinking to try for a retail job again.

And keep eyes open for a Studio Production job with one of the T.V. Stations.

I had good luch with a site named Snag a Job. I was getting interviews in short time.

She was having good luck--until they asked her for a copy of her transcripts.

Retail and studio production?  She should just go straight to the first pop bottle deposit redemption center she can find.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2013, 02:00:30 PM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,911 posts)    Fri Sep 6, 2013, 10:50 PM

How soon should I put applications out??

I will be heading back to Tucson on OCT.5th.

What is with this constant reminder of OCT 5th?

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What time is good to start putting out applications online??


I don't want them to start calling while I am still stuck here, but I want to get a head start none the less.
 
Then I am going to have the problem of the holiday help. I need a full time not a temp.
 
Any suggestions?


Given your massive education   :rotf: :rotf: credentials and previous work history, try MSDNC.

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I had good luch with a site named Snag a Job. I was getting interviews in short time.

.....and yet, 7-11 and Circle K were the best you could do?
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2013, 02:06:57 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on September 07, 2013, 02:00:30 PM

.....and yet, 7-11 and Circle K were the best you could do?

Well, if her level of employability is on the level of a muzzie from Pocketstan, she could try for a cab drivers position...oh yeah, she doesn't drive....never mind then.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2013, 02:26:22 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 07, 2013, 11:49:34 AM
I know of a systems administrator opening for a car dealership if she is willing to head east instead of west - My understanding is the job comes with a free pet rodent.

If willing to look after the previous job-holder, it comes with a pet walrus too.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2013, 02:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on September 07, 2013, 02:26:22 PM
If willing to look after the previous job-holder, it comes with a pet walrus too.

Unfortunately, the walrus doesn't come with a benefit gravy train.  Even though he constantly claims all sorts of disabilities, he would have already cashed in on them with SSI etc. if they were provable.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2013, 02:54:01 PM »
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How soon should I put applications out??

Before she does anything, she better have DUmmy rsmithnumbers check over her resume.

She and rsmithnumbers have very similar writing skills. I doubt anyone would suspect that someone helped her.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2013, 03:30:53 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 07, 2013, 02:54:01 PM
Before she does anything, she better have DUmmy rsmithnumbers check over her resume.

She and rsmithnumbers have very similar writing skills. I doubt anyone would suspect that someone helped her.

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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2013, 04:21:08 PM »
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How soon should I put applications out??
Yesterday you freaking idiot!   :banghead: Get with it!
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2013, 05:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 07, 2013, 04:21:08 PM
Yesterday you freaking idiot!   :banghead: Get with it!

There is a reason most dummies are unemployed, Skul. This is, but one example.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2013, 05:47:00 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on September 07, 2013, 01:26:33 PM
She was having good luck--until they asked her for a copy of her transcripts.

Retail and studio production?  She should just go straight to the first pop bottle deposit redemption center she can find.

I don't think she should handle money.  She should try tagging used clothing at the Goodwill.  Maybe she could snag another pair of khakis.
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2013, 06:44:13 PM »
While she sending out those applications, she should contact a temp agency in the Tucson area as well and let them know when she'll be available. 
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Re: the convenience store primitive wants to apply for jobs
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2013, 08:30:55 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 07, 2013, 05:34:22 PM
There is a reason most dummies are unemployed, Skul. This is, but one example.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Now, Perky. If you had a couple double "D"'s To bat the admins face with, you, too could administer student loans.  :whistling:
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