« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: How ya a'll doin?  (Read 1493 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
How ya a'll doin?
« on: September 06, 2013, 07:46:39 PM »
Been busier than a one peckered Billy Goat in a yard full o' Nannies!!!

Hope y1'all is enjoyin' life. Me' I got a reprieve when "Toots" beat the cancer. They took out 11 nymph nodes, so I was worried as hell!

Hell, she's gonna bury me! That's the way it's 'sposed to be anyway. She's lookin' like this years Bambi, minus the tits o'course, heh, heh. She's gona go in and have 'em move stuff around so she don't feel so bottom heavy, (hahahahahahaha, she luvs me ya know), and to sport a coupla a new 38`'s. Only bummer is, they ain't figured out how to give 'em nipples. Not sure how that's gonna effect me.

Hope ya have been keepin our arch enemies happy, (snicker), wouldn't want them to be ignored.
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline Celtic Rose

  • All American Girl
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4150
  • Reputation: +303/-32
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 07:54:41 PM »
Glad to hear that Toots is doing so well  :cheersmate:
Logged

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18617
  • Reputation: +2064/-49
Re: Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 08:11:26 PM »
Excellent, glad to hear A-Rus!
Logged
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 06:13:35 AM »
Glad to see you back, and that Toots is doing well! :cheersmate:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2013, 06:40:39 AM »
Who needs tits anyway? (Apart from babies, a'course!)

Great report, Allo! Really glad you and Toots are doin' good.
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2013, 08:11:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 07, 2013, 06:40:39 AM
Who needs tits anyway? (Apart from babies, a'course!)

Great report, Allo! Really glad you and Toots are doin' good.

Look on the bright side, this may the first time in your wife's life she has no back pain from lugging around these hooters that cause her shoulder's to hurt and give her bad posture.   

Best thing to ever happened to my friend was a large breast reduction.  She started growing them at 13 and was embarrassed most of her life.   She did not dress as most of us did, never tucked in her shirts, and after getting married and having 3 kids--her boobs kept growing.  It did not help that she weighed about 120 pounds and the boobs weighed a good 20  pounds of that.

At the grand old age of 30 she had had enough.  She was a stay at home Mom and her husbands insurance did not cover elective surgery.   After a few examinations the doctors discovered she had [some cysts] in both breasts.

In she went to get rid of the things before they turned into cancer.    What a problem the some cysts turned out to be a total from each breast 16 oz  of the damn things and when the surgery was over she wore a 32 Cup bra.   

Total different person, the scars soon faded and not only did she look different, walk different but she now could wear clothing to suite herself.   It took a couple years for the indentations on her shoulders from hefting around the heavy boobs in her bra to smooth out.

My Hero, were I to be told I would have to loose both breasts  I would have no fear, Boobs serve a purpose, to feed the young, after that has gone by the way side, I have no use for them, then when it comes to life or death, WTF we are not Porno stars-------It is not like we make a living on our boobs.

BTW I have seen some remarkable  tattoos that are designed to cover the chests of woman that have lost both breasts-- unless one takes a very close look it appears the breasts are there. 

 
Logged

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +768/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2013, 11:14:35 AM »
So happy to see you, and glad to hear the good news about Toots!
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline njpines

  • It's a Hoagie not a
  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3890
  • Reputation: +590/-31
  • Hi, I'm Sue!
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2013, 09:46:59 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 06, 2013, 07:46:39 PM
Been busier than a one peckered Billy Goat in a yard full o' Nannies!!!

Hope y1'all is enjoyin' life. Me' I got a reprieve when "Toots" beat the cancer. They took out 11 nymph nodes, so I was worried as hell!

Hell, she's gonna bury me! That's the way it's 'sposed to be anyway. She's lookin' like this years Bambi, minus the tits o'course, heh, heh. She's gona go in and have 'em move stuff around so she don't feel so bottom heavy, (hahahahahahaha, she luvs me ya know), and to sport a coupla a new 38`'s. Only bummer is, they ain't figured out how to give 'em nipples. Not sure how that's gonna effect me.

Hope ya have been keepin our arch enemies happy, (snicker), wouldn't want them to be ignored.

Maybe Thor can help you out?  Hornier than a three peckered billy goat
Logged
Piney Power!!

Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2013, 10:54:34 AM »
Good news about Toots  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

It's about time you showed up to let us know how you both were doing!!!  We worry when we don't hear from you! :hammer:

I've a couple of friends who have had double mastectomies...both had the nipples tattooed on. They looked real! It takes 3-5 times of going to get the "shading" correct. It's amazing what can be done these days.

One was really big breasted and wasn't happy with the end result. I thought the new very perky ones looked a whole lot better than her real ones that were huge and seriously droopy, but it wasn't my body. She went back and went through the whole process to get bigger ones.  :whatever: It made her happier, and that's the whole point.
Logged
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline Texacon

  • Super
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12325
  • Reputation: +1259/-55
  • All The Way!
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2013, 11:13:53 AM »
Good to see you Allo!  Don't be a stranger.

KC
Logged
  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

*Stolen

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2013, 03:28:32 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 07, 2013, 08:11:55 AM
Look on the bright side, this may the first time in your wife's life she has no back pain from lugging around these hooters that cause her shoulder's to hurt and give her bad posture.   

Best thing to ever happened to my friend was a large breast reduction.  She started growing them at 13 and was embarrassed most of her life.   She did not dress as most of us did, never tucked in her shirts, and after getting married and having 3 kids--her boobs kept growing.  It did not help that she weighed about 120 pounds and the boobs weighed a good 20  pounds of that.

At the grand old age of 30 she had had enough.  She was a stay at home Mom and her husbands insurance did not cover elective surgery.   After a few examinations the doctors discovered she had [some cysts] in both breasts.

In she went to get rid of the things before they turned into cancer.    What a problem the some cysts turned out to be a total from each breast 16 oz  of the damn things and when the surgery was over she wore a 32 Cup bra.   

Total different person, the scars soon faded and not only did she look different, walk different but she now could wear clothing to suite herself.   It took a couple years for the indentations on her shoulders from hefting around the heavy boobs in her bra to smooth out.

My Hero, were I to be told I would have to loose both breasts  I would have no fear, Boobs serve a purpose, to feed the young, after that has gone by the way side, I have no use for them, then when it comes to life or death, WTF we are not Porno stars-------It is not like we make a living on our boobs.

BTW I have seen some remarkable  tattoos that are designed to cover the chests of woman that have lost both breasts-- unless one takes a very close look it appears the breasts are there. 

 

To hell with her back! I've always tried to help her hold 'em up!!! For 40 MFY!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: How ya a'll doin?
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2013, 03:34:04 PM »
Quote from: njpines on September 09, 2013, 09:46:59 AM
Maybe Thor can help you out?  Hornier than a three peckered billy goat

I didn't believe we were that deranged around here! But sho nuff! We actually have a thred for 3 peckered Billy Goats!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!@@@@!!one!!!
Logged
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »