I don't understand anything about No. 4 there. Chinese hampster ovaries?
PI with no alcohol? Locked up for MS? 
I think the meds are made with the Chinese hamster ovaries. PI is anyone's guess. In math it's called an "irrational" number.
So maybe the dummie got locked up for being drunk but only acting irrational.
Oh NO.....am I starting to understand how Dummies think?