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A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« on: September 03, 2013, 12:24:43 PM »
I find myself confused at the number of possible classifications of DUmmies regarding Syria, hating Republicans, and the degree of their slavish, fellating devotion to Lord Zero. So I made a diagram that I find helps clarify things. I hope this helps you - I've only classified one DUmmy in particular - ProSense, who has mastered the unnamed, unlikely, occult act of simultaneously applying her mouth to both of 0bama's private orifices.

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Re: A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 01:43:18 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2013, 12:24:43 PM


The fact that it looks like "wedding tackle" has nothing to do with it, I'm sure...   :lmao:
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Re: A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 01:44:34 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2013, 12:24:43 PM
I find myself confused at the number of possible classifications of DUmmies regarding Syria, hating Republicans, and the degree of their slavish, fellating devotion to Lord Zero. So I made a diagram that I find helps clarify things. I hope this helps you - I've only classified one DUmmy in particular - ProSense, who has mastered the unnamed, unlikely, occult act of simultaneously applying her mouth to both of 0bama's private orifices.



I'm not sure that John Boner doesn't fall into the "Hates Rethugs" category though... :confused:
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Re: A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 01:45:21 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 03, 2013, 01:44:34 PM
I'm not sure that John Boner doesn't fall into the "Hates Rethugs" category though... :confused:


That's why he's not in the category.
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Re: A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 01:47:33 PM »
This will prove the rule that the left uses:

Democrats and their policies are inherently good while republicans and their policies are inherently bad. Even if they are the same policies. just depends on what team is doing them. This is what the leftist/regressives call nuance and enlightenment and what we call stupidity.
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Re: A Simple Graphical Guide to DUmmies and the upcoming Syria Attack
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 01:48:35 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2013, 01:45:21 PM

That's why he's not in the category.
  That's just it (maybe I stated it poorly) I think he DOES belong in that category.
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