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Offline franksolich

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poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« on: August 31, 2013, 04:19:08 PM »
Man, Skins's island is so boring today, given the inexplicable absence of the brain-damaged primitive.

So.....back to this, for some novelty and excitement.

In a no-holds-barred cat-fight, which primitive would win?






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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 04:29:20 PM »
The one on top - in a fight between a blade of grass and CalPig, the former would win.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 04:33:42 PM »
It may depend on whether or not punching the testicles is allowed.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 04:34:18 PM »
You should have put Underground Panther as one of the contestants.  :tongue: :tongue: 
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2013, 04:39:57 PM »
The bottom.  She'd "dear" poor Grasswipe into submission.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2013, 05:05:38 PM »
The one on the bottom.  She would take down the one holding the lopsided pie and then stand on her neck and twist with those Frankenstein boots and it would be over.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2013, 05:54:02 PM »
The cat.  But in the match-up above, the second one.  Much better condition (Face aside), better reach, and a mean streak a mile wide.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2013, 06:30:52 PM »
The bottom one, by a mile.  

If the grasswipe primitive would embrace her Viking ancestry and start wearing some appropriate attire, she might be able to even things up. Since her Viking lines crossed with hamsters at some point in time, countless millions of generations separate her from her Viking ancestry.  Hopefully, her bloodline has not been diluted too much to have lost the fighting spirit.

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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2013, 06:33:38 PM »
The "chick" on the bottom. Mostly because that's a guy in drag if I ever seen one.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2013, 06:54:04 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 31, 2013, 04:34:18 PM
You should have put Underground Panther as one of the contestants.  :tongue: :tongue: 

The alley cat and the one with a wife.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 12:06:03 AM »
You know, I have never figured out why poor addled Judy is so proud of that awful-looking pie or cake or whatever it is.

You could take a fine meal, dump it all into an empty coffee can, and the taste wouldn't change.
But the appearance would spoil any enjoyment.

Poor addled Judy's pie or cake or whatever-it-is would not look worse if she scraped it all into an empty coffee can. So I guess she has that going for her.
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Re: poll: in a cat-fight, which primitive would win?
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2013, 12:20:45 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2013, 12:06:03 AM
Poor addled Judy's pie or cake or whatever-it-is would not look worse if she scraped it all into an empty coffee can. So I guess she has that going for her.

Would you wager it might be the same reason primitives will pay a premium for rotten fruit and vegetables at a "farmer's market"?  

Grasswipe's "homemade" pies look all sloppy, probably in hopes of attracting the same fools who pay a premium for rotten food.
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