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Offline Kimberly

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Never forget these people are smarter than you
« on: August 31, 2013, 10:35:04 AM »
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Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:24 PMStar Member UTUSN (35,750 posts)


omz i took a dog pill. thought it was a cookie crumb. tasted like peanut butter
 
 
No wonder they like it. should I seek medical attn or induce vomiting.

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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 11:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Kimberly on August 31, 2013, 10:35:04 AM
Woof woof
 


Someone this stupid should have a post like this tattooed on their forehead, to serve as a warning to anyone who might try to strike up a conversation with them.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 11:11:47 AM »
Crummy the DUmmie   :rofl:
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 11:29:32 AM »
guess it depends on what the dog pill was for.  If it was for cancer, I would be concerned, if it was a treat for not peeing on the rug, well,  good dog.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2013, 11:37:58 AM »
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3. That may depend largely on what the pill was for.

Though eating random crumb-like things in never advisable. I've been burned far too often!

Kimberly, never forget that no matter how stupid a Dummy is, there's always another one that is stupider.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2013, 11:38:09 AM »
We're forgetting one of the pillars of being a primitve:

"Find a pill, eat a pill."  


Primitives love pills.  Big ones, small ones, red ones, blue ones, shiny ones, dull ones- it doesn't matter.  If you ever drop any of your pills on the floor and they scatter everywhere, just invite a primitive over.  You won't even have to sweep.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2013, 11:38:47 AM »
Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2013, 11:41:17 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 31, 2013, 11:38:09 AM
We're forgetting one of the pillars of being a primitve:

"Find a pill, eat a pill."  


If you ever drop any of your pills on the floor and they scatter everywhere, just invite a primitive over.  You won't even have to sweep.

That's actually very dangerous for pets and babies.  Important to find every last one that scatters.  I always open my pills over the sink, just for that reason.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2013, 11:50:37 AM »
Quote from: Dori on August 31, 2013, 11:41:17 AM
That's actually very dangerous for pets and babies.  Important to find every last one that scatters.  I always open my pills over the sink, just for that reason.

That's the beauty of inviting a primitive over.  Not only are they guaranteed to find every last pill, but they will even scarf down anything on the floor that looks even remotely like a pill, as evidenced by the above two posts:

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omz i took a dog pill. thought it was a cookie crumb.

eating random crumb-like things in never advisable. I've been burned far too often!

You can't really fault them, though.  Instinct plays heavily on their actions.  Bears hibernate, birds migrate, primitives eat pills.  
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Re: Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2013, 11:56:59 AM »
No need to seek medical attention or vomiting DUmmy. The best cure for this situation is a 9mm slug administered thru the roof of your mouth.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2013, 12:21:59 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 31, 2013, 11:50:37 AM
That's the beauty of inviting a primitive over.  Not only are they guaranteed to find every last pill, but they will even scarf down anything on the floor that looks even remotely like a pill, as evidenced by the above two posts:

You can't really fault them, though.  Instinct plays heavily on their actions.  Bears hibernate, birds migrate, primitives eat pills. 

Now I'm having images of Dracula's Igor scarfing bugs off the floor.

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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2013, 12:50:55 PM »
What in the world is that DUmmie doing snorfling around on the floor for?
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2013, 01:19:13 PM »
This is so typical of a DU poster. They have all destroyed their lives with drugs and probably suffered dain bramage as a result. (pun intended)

there was nothing accidental about this. Some people keep pets just to access a vet's pharmacy.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 31, 2013, 12:50:55 PM
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone

 :rofl: 

or a Snausages


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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2013, 02:23:05 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on August 31, 2013, 11:29:32 AM
guess it depends on what the dog pill was for.  If it was for cancer, I would be concerned, if it was a treat for not peeing on the rug, well,  good dog.

Not so fast, we don't know if she peed on the rug or not.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2013, 02:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 31, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2013, 03:46:13 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 31, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2013, 03:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 31, 2013, 12:50:55 PM
What in the world is that DUmmie doing snorfling around on the floor for?
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone

Hump your leg?   :whistling:
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2013, 03:51:30 PM »
Gee just the other day I ate a tootsie roll off the living room floor, turned out to be a cat turd. See it can happen to anyone.  :rotf:

What kind of dope picks up a crumb off the floor and eats it? My dog does that, he eats anything off the ground he finds, at least he has an excuse he is a freaking dog. You would think that humans would be smarter than a mutt but then again they are DUmmies.

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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2013, 03:52:03 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 31, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
Hump your leg?   :whistling:

This thread needs a calpig inspired poem.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2013, 07:41:46 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 31, 2013, 03:52:03 PM
This thread needs a calpig inspired poem.

OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.

I found a pill!

I looked to the door,
then on the floor.

What did I see?
A pill for me!!!

Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.

Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.

The hound was mad,
I was glad.

Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!


Ya all feel free to add/change it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 08:23:14 PM by I_B_Perky »
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2013, 08:39:51 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 31, 2013, 07:41:46 PM
OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.

I found a pill!

I looked to the door,
then on the floor.

What did I see?
A pill for me!!!

Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.

Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.

The hound was mad,
I was glad.

Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!


Ya all feel free to add/change it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Need a "Hump, hump, hump" line in there somewhere.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 31, 2013, 07:41:46 PM
OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.

I found a pill!

I looked to the door,
then on the floor.

What did I see?
A pill for me!!!

Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.

Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.

The hound was mad,
I was glad.

Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!


Ya all feel free to add/change it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Not the real thing.  One, it rhymes, and two, it has an identifiable meter.

Sorry.
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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2013, 10:22:36 PM »
Ok, Perky, let me try my hand at your first draft there:


There on the
floor

Pill so small
so
red

Ready to explode
in my
mouth

Put it
deep down my
throat

Dog on my
leg
hump, hump, hump

Crumbs
all over




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Re: Never forget these people are smarter than you
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2013, 10:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 31, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.

 :lmao:
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