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"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« on: August 26, 2013, 10:21:24 PM »
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KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie"
As sung by DainBramaged

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me

The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me

I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died

Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .

(Cut to the end, 7:47)

And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye

Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!


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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2013, 02:40:25 AM »
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2013, 03:21:07 AM »
Genius.
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 05:12:01 AM »
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 05:40:31 AM »
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 05:49:30 AM »
 :cheersmate:
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 07:04:12 AM »
Awesome, Charles.

Who were the two idiots who gave you BSes?
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 07:55:45 AM »
Damn.

That is.....awesome, Charles.
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 08:09:54 AM »
 :rotf:  Just the hiding in the rafters makes it sooooo childish. 
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 08:10:14 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 27, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Who were the two idiots who gave you BSes?

I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.

Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 12:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2013, 08:10:14 AM
I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.

Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them

Why yes, yes there is.   :popcorn:
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 12:26:10 PM »
Charles you really need to put out a cd of your greatest hits.

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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 12:45:40 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2013, 08:10:14 AM
I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.

Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them

What's the problem Charles, the more BS's I get the better I feel as I am not a sheep in anyone's
field.

The more BS's one gets just proves they are thinking outside the box and thinking on their own. Seeing things on another plane then the followers of the majority.  So they are nonconformist yet follow the party line---- Conservatives with a willingness to accept that they may not all ways be right.

No BS's means you are allowing others to think for you without wondering if they are right.

Check out my BS's, huge and growing every day.   I think for myself as half arsed it may be but at least I am thinking and not rolling over to the concensus.
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 05:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 27, 2013, 12:19:08 PM
Why yes, yes there is.   :popcorn:

Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 08:23:56 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 27, 2013, 12:45:40 PM
What's the problem Charles, the more BS's I get the better I feel as I am not a sheep in anyone's
field.

The more BS's one gets just proves they are thinking outside the box and thinking on their own. Seeing things on another plane then the followers of the majority.  So they are nonconformist yet follow the party line---- Conservatives with a willingness to accept that they may not all ways be right.

No BS's means you are allowing others to think for you without wondering if they are right.

Check out my BS's, huge and growing every day.   I think for myself as half arsed it may be but at least I am thinking and not rolling over to the concensus.

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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 10:04:12 PM »
Now that we know what happened to DB, I think it's time to sing this song again, the one in the OP of this thread.


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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2013, 10:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2013, 08:10:14 AM
I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.

Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them


BITCHSLAP for whining...

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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 10:29:54 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2013, 10:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 27, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!

The most effective of us are the ones with a 4/1 hi5/bs ratio. Of course, someone'll prob'ly come around and BS me just for saying that...
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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2013, 04:42:01 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 05, 2013, 10:15:23 PM

BITCHSLAP for whining...

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Re: "Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2013, 05:02:26 AM »
As to BS's and H5's, I've never gave them much thought. That being said, when it comes to BS's, Eupher is a man among men.
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