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Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« on: August 26, 2013, 05:23:45 AM »
Posted by Steve numbers, looks like he may finally get laid.

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Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?


 
yes, the original headline.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

 

Meet Roxxxy the sex robot with a triple XXX. Depending on your view 'she' is either at the cutting edge of the human-robot interface, or a modern reflection on some men's difficulties in relating to real-life partners.

While sex aids are nothing new, what makes Roxxxy different is "we've taken artificial intelligence" and "combined it with a human form," says creator Douglas Hines.

Of course, humanoid robots have been the stuff of science fiction for decades - ever since Fritz Lang's 1927 film Metropolis, or Isaac Asimov's I Robot stories.

The reality is somewhat more clunky.

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2013, 05:39:31 AM »
Quote from: Big Bang Theory
Leonard Hofstadter: Look at us! Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.

Howard Wolowitz: Yes. Actual women are the best.

Sheldon Cooper: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?

Leonard Hofstadter: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?

Howard Wolowitz: Nah. It would just freak him out.

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2013, 06:05:59 AM »
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2013, 07:58:05 AM »
[youtube=425,350]IKBJxZf-Dgs[/youtube]

This would be funny if it were not so sad.   Humans have a need for companionship be it a dog, cat or mouse.

Strangest thing came about a few years ago when a company began to make those cardboard life size replicas from photograph of the family in service.

Sounded like a good idea at the time, get one of hubby so the kids don't forget what he looks like.

Holliday's a seat at the table, under the tree, Some put them in the passenger seat of their car so they could drive the carpooling lane.  Great if one is on second or 3 rd shift and does not want people they are driving alone after dark.



Problems came up when like a child with an imaginary friend or special doll, the adults found they were talking to the replica of their missing loved one.    Sort of like when in church one prays to the statue of Jesus and believes with all their heart that Jesus hears them------Perhaps HE does but living people far away don't usually.

Movie with I think Molly Ringworld about her teaming up with a man to find his robot wife the government had put in hibernation.  Ends up with the male choosing a real woman over the robot.

Have to say the robot would have made a fine cook and house keeper for them. No worry about hubby running around on you, when you have a head ach, call in the robot and watch TV for 20 minutes, then instruct the robot to take the garbage out and wash the car. 



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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2013, 08:57:13 AM »
Posted by Steve numbers, looks like he may finally get laid.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023534759


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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2013, 09:01:58 AM »
Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2013, 09:53:52 AM »
Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.

And how do YOU know what sex with a mad old wife is like.   

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2013, 10:32:06 AM »
Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.


What's that old saying?  Women are like condoms, too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your di*k.  :rofl:

 So I can see big market for this if they can work the bugs out.

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2013, 11:47:53 AM »

What's that old saying?  Women are like condoms, too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your di*k.  :rofl:

 So I can see big market for this if they can work the bugs out.


BUGS!....DAMN..... you even have to worry about your robot cheating these days.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2013, 12:00:39 PM »
BUGS!....DAMN..... you even have to worry about your robot cheating these days.

Can you imagine stevenumbers or rsmithnumbers after their robot cheats on/leaves them? :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2013, 12:56:00 PM »
DUmmies are so late to the game it's pathetic. There was a very good Twilight Zone episode about relating with a robot. It was called "The Lonely."

Part One:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYbKjSCA-fs[/youtube]

Part Two:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCleX01rPqI[/youtube]
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2013, 01:04:23 PM »
For stevenumbers, that thread title is a rhetorical question.

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2013, 01:27:51 PM »
Of course.  People will screw anything.  All those damn vibrator/dildo commercials are for machines that lack only AI and feedback control instrumentation from being single-purpose sex robots, all the mechanical part of the work is already there.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2013, 01:39:39 PM »
So Stevenumbers will finally be able to upgrade his inflatable doll?

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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2013, 01:40:53 PM »




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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2013, 01:46:51 PM »
Help me out here.  I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's.  Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?

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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »
Help me out here.  I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's.  Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?


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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2013, 02:21:36 PM »
Another DUmmie, who through their own personal greed, relegates more jobs from humans to machines.  A truly sad day in obama's America... 
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2013, 04:06:58 PM »
Help me out here.  I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's.  Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?

IIRC, fat as a pig, self-absorbed, and socially poisonous...so, not an unusual DUmmie guy, really.
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2013, 04:45:45 PM »
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2013, 06:30:48 PM »
Okay.........................  :wtf2: :mental:
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2013, 07:03:30 PM »
Of course.  People will screw anything.  All those damn vibrator/dildo commercials are for machines that lack only AI and feedback control instrumentation from being single-purpose sex robots, all the mechanical part of the work is already there.
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2013, 07:10:58 PM »
Stevienumbers needs to save his strength and his breath.

He'll need both later to inflate his date.   :lmao:
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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2013, 07:36:56 PM »
I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's. . . . what is his problem/s?

If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?


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Re: Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2013, 07:38:28 PM »

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