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StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« on: August 23, 2013, 11:22:39 AM »
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55th birthday today :)
 
I had a nice dinner with my 17 year son yesterday (yes I started late lol). If you've turned 55 this year or will later on this year, my sincerest Happy Birthday wishes to you !


Steve

Happy birthday  :loser:
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2013, 11:27:48 AM »
Adopted.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2013, 11:57:19 AM »
Probably stuck his son with the tab.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2013, 11:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 11:57:19 AM
Probably stuck his son with the tab.
You get this one, I'll get the next.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM »
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55th birthday today Smiley
 
I had a nice dinner with my 17 year son yesterday (yes I started late lol). If you've turned 55 this year or will later on this year, my sincerest Happy Birthday wishes to you !


Steve



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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2013, 01:39:11 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM




That is ****ing cold.

H5 duly given. :-)
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2013, 01:54:11 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM




Another better caption might be "Honey Boo Boo's mother has had sex and you haven't".

H5 anyway, Rebel.  :cheersmate:
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM »
From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)".  Seems he ended early too.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 03:30:26 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)".  Seems he ended early too.

Probably only a second or two after he started. :jerkit:
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 04:49:55 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 23, 2013, 11:27:48 AM
Adopted.

I'd at least need to see paternity tests.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 05:19:34 PM »
More likely this is what happened.

[youtube=425,350]gc2ekrgM7Do[/youtube]
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM »
Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 09:16:42 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM
Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.

Steve could walk down Magsaysay Street in Olongapo City with $100 bills taped to his forehead and not get laid.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 09:49:59 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on August 23, 2013, 09:16:42 PM
Steve could walk down Magsaysay Street in Olongapo City with $100 bills taped to his forehead and not get laid.
He number 2 G.I. ?
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2013, 12:57:42 AM »
I found StevieNumber's theme song....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE[/youtube]
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2013, 05:07:03 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on August 24, 2013, 12:57:42 AM
I found StevieNumber's theme song....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE[/youtube]

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

That's definitely H5-worthy!
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2013, 05:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)".  Seems he ended early too.


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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2013, 08:52:17 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM
Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.

Stevenumbers couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bagful of bananas.

His own hand rejects him.
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2013, 01:43:38 PM »
He had hoped to get a piece......but alas there was no birthday cake.
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Re: Re: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2013, 03:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 25, 2013, 08:52:17 AM
Stevenumbers couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bagful of bananas.

His own hand rejects him.

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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2013, 08:53:00 PM »
It's sad when even gNads turns him down.  :rofl:
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2013, 08:58:18 PM »
Well he could always get married... the result is the same.    :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:


 
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2013, 09:09:03 PM »
So.....only people who turn 55 this year get wished a Happy Birthday?  Effin elitist. 
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2013, 09:09:18 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 25, 2013, 08:58:18 PM
Well he could always get married... the result is the same.    :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Umm, yes.  :cheersmate:
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Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2013, 09:20:27 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 25, 2013, 09:09:18 PM
Umm, yes.  :cheersmate:

And as an added bonus he would get bitched at a lot too!!!!    :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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