The horror. The horror.

[Big Dog]

The little freak can shit in one hand and get hormonal injections in the other and see which one gets full first. 

 

It ain't gonna happen on the government dime, and even if the freak community pays for it, I don't see either the USDB being on board to transport a long-term prisoner off-site for it, or a freak-doctor being willing and able to come into the prison for the non-surgical stuff.

Reality check for lurking DUmmies:

1. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at Munson Army Health Center, Ft Leavenworth KS.
2. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at St. John Hospital, Leavenworth KS.
3. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at St. Luke's Northland (formerly Cushing Hospital), Leavenworth KS.
4. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at Dwight D. Eisenhower VA Medical Center, Leavenworth KS.
5. The Army will not transfer him to another prison to receive elective surgery, even if it is paid for with private funds.
6. The Army will not transport him back and forth to a civilian facility which would perform the elective surgery he wants.

If Obama's sequester had not done so much damage to the Army, poor Private Chelsea Cupcake would be able to realize his dream to squat when he pees. That thought should make you hate King Hussein, lurking DUmmies.

[miskie]

If Obama's sequester had not done so much damage to the Army, poor Private Chelsea Cupcake would be able to realize his dream to squat when he pees. That thought should make you hate King Hussein, lurking DUmmies.

They'll just do what they always do and blame the Rethugs for it.

[obumazombie]

Bradley now is Chelsea lately.

[GOBUCKS]

Reality check for lurking DUmmies:

1. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at Munson Army Health Center, Ft Leavenworth KS.
2. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at St. John Hospital, Leavenworth KS.
3. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at St. Luke's Northland (formerly Cushing Hospital), Leavenworth KS.
4. He can't get the hormone injections and surgical mutilation he wants at Dwight D. Eisenhower VA Medical Center, Leavenworth KS.
5. The Army will not transfer him to another prison to receive elective surgery, even if it is paid for with private funds.
6. The Army will not transport him back and forth to a civilian facility which would perform the elective surgery he wants.

If Obama's sequester had not done so much damage to the Army, poor Private Chelsea Cupcake would be able to realize his dream to squat when he pees. That thought should make you hate King Hussein, lurking DUmmies.

You're forgetting that this is the new jug-eared military, where homo troopers can get special leave to travel to a state where queer marriages can be performed.

[BlueStateSaint]

Reality check for lurking DUmmies: . . .

If Obama's sequester had not done so much damage to the Army, poor Private Chelsea Cupcake would be able to realize his dream to squat when he pees. That thought should make you hate King Hussein, lurking DUmmies.

You nailed it there.  H5 given.

ETA:  He never made it to CPL, DUmb****s.  He'll forever be known as a PVT.