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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1600 on: February 25, 2014, 08:50:59 AM »
What news on the Dougie? Omaha Steve is retiring, does the Dougie have a job again that he might retire from... sometime in the future?
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1601 on: February 25, 2014, 11:24:30 AM »
It's the dealership's fault for having such a small remote. We should mail them a few of these. We know Doug Bulna from Democratic Underground would never lift any thing this heavy.






It would require four union thugs to supervise, so I'm sure Doug Bulna and Steve Dawes would approve.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1602 on: February 25, 2014, 11:29:58 AM »
Okay, dutch, sir.

That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.

After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.

I dunno what's up with that.

I am not sure of the context but the "s" in https is "secure" (it actually means it will be using the SSL protocol which keeps prying eyes out of the actual message content).  Sometime the ssl transport goes down and all that will go through the non-secure (I loved the old days when Windows called it an "insecure connection") "http:" protocol.

You now probably know more than the walrus about internet protocols...
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1603 on: February 25, 2014, 12:20:04 PM »
It would require four union thugs to supervise, so I'm sure Doug Bulna and Steve Dawes would approve.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1604 on: February 25, 2014, 04:01:40 PM »
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The thundery, blundery walrus
has a rubbery, blubbery hide.

 :rotf: :lmao:  Oh that was too cute.  You guys with little ones should read that to them. 

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1605 on: February 25, 2014, 05:20:13 PM »
Poor Doug Bulna continues to be caught in the middle of a circular bitch-slap.
Gearhart Chevrolet did the right thing when they canned his thieving ass.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1606 on: February 25, 2014, 05:50:39 PM »
Poor Doug Bulna continues to be caught in the middle of a circular bitch-slap.
Gearhart Chevrolet did the right thing when they canned his thieving ass.

Did we ever get official confirmation of that?  It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1607 on: February 26, 2014, 02:44:33 AM »
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1608 on: February 26, 2014, 10:56:37 AM »
Did we ever get official confirmation of that?  It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?


He's no longer listed on this page.

There used to be a picture of the walrus there, I think it said he was the IT manager or something like that.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1609 on: February 26, 2014, 06:04:24 PM »
Did we ever get official confirmation of that?  It was easy to get lost in the high quality snark on the walrus threads but did we ever empirically determine his firing?


He was leaving.
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DainBramaged (39,174 posts)    Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:37 PM

So they told me today they hired my replacement, oh and by the way come in tomorrow to train him
You're getting on and God forbid something happens to you we have no fallback."


Yeah, so what do I do after I train him?


Oh, you'll still be working but for now you need to concentrate on doing a good job of training him.


You get old and they kick you to the side of the road.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1610 on: February 26, 2014, 09:23:57 PM »
All Doug Bulna had was plan "A". If he was prudent, he would have had a plan "B" ready in case the great TV remote theft caper worked out less than optimally. But an infallible mastermind never considers the possibility that their masterplan will go awry.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1611 on: March 05, 2014, 02:38:16 PM »
Quick check.  No Doug Bulna.
I even checked their "wonder what sex I am" forum. (Skipped the male thread, figured I wouldn't find him there)
Nothing. 
Pet area also blank.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1612 on: March 05, 2014, 02:41:48 PM »
Quick check.  No Doug Bulna.
I even checked their "wonder what sex I am" forum. (Skipped the male thread, figured I wouldn't find him there)
Nothing. 
Pet area also blank.

Guess what you have to do to find a misplaced walrus ?
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1613 on: March 05, 2014, 03:36:31 PM »
Guess what you have to do to find a misplaced walrus ?
You first. :pokingpoop:
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1614 on: March 05, 2014, 04:16:27 PM »
You first. :pokingpoop:
You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be ?
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1615 on: March 05, 2014, 05:09:14 PM »
You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be ?

Wait, do you mean a walrus, or the walrus?     

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1616 on: March 05, 2014, 05:10:39 PM »
You have to think like a walrus. You must ask yourself, If I were a walrus, where would I be?

I'd be at the unemployment office, Job Service, the social security office, or the local food pantry.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1617 on: March 05, 2014, 05:14:19 PM »
I'd be at the unemployment office, Job Service, the social security office, or the local food pantry.
Okay, now we're getting somewhere. But don't get too far into the walrus' head. You might not make it back out !
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1618 on: March 08, 2014, 08:29:29 PM »
Doug Bulna is getting fired up about the new Godzilla movie.
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More than Godzilla in the reboot and it looks wicked good.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1619 on: March 08, 2014, 09:20:08 PM »
Doug Bulna is getting fired up about the new Godzilla movie.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018580418

Not appearing in the new Godzilla movie:


Maguma, the Giant Walrus

Doug Bulna is a sad, sad walrus.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1620 on: March 09, 2014, 02:47:59 PM »
One runs into so many things on the internet...so much information. Sometimes, one just wonders, and or course has to share...



No sympathy for the pet mouse from Doug Bulna I guess...


Elsewhere, one finds a walrus...whether it is "the" walrus or just "a" walrus is unknown...one finds him remarking about his own big mouth:




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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1621 on: March 10, 2014, 12:41:02 PM »
Well CMD, you've found the perfect pictorial accompaniments!  Bravo!     :lmao:

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1622 on: March 11, 2014, 02:41:33 PM »
One runs into so many things on the internet...so much information. Sometimes, one just wonders, and or course has to share...



No sympathy for the pet mouse from Doug Bulna I guess...


Elsewhere, one finds a walrus...whether it is "the" walrus or just "a" walrus is unknown...one finds him remarking about his own big mouth:




CMD


After thoughtful consideration of the facts, I have come to the conclusion that the walrus in the second picture, is not "the" walrus who is also know as Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.

My reasoning is as follows. Lets examine the facts:

The walrus in the second picture did something, which he admits he would have gotten away with, if not for his own big mouth. His admission that he has a big mouth, alone, is evidence that this is not Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.

Doug Bulna seems incapable of such self realization.

Second, his admission that it was his big mouth that interfered with his getting away with...whatever it is that walrus who is not Doug Bulna was trying to get away with...

He - this unidentified walrus - laid his failure to "get away with it" (whatever "it" was) at his own feet. Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco, on the other hand, seems unwilling or unable to do this, himself.

I therefore conclude that this unidentified walrus, is not Doug Bulna, former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, and famed participant in the "hide the cable box remote control in the rafters of Gearhart Chevrolet to block Fox news" fiasco.

He might make a good role model for Doug Bulna though.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1623 on: March 11, 2014, 03:58:09 PM »
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1624 on: March 15, 2014, 03:32:54 AM »
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