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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1575 on: February 10, 2014, 08:41:45 PM »
I think I understand the point that coach is trying to make about certain members. As for me, I'm in the Doug Bulna karma should be painful category. It almost always is for conservatives, who get hurt, pick up the pieces, learn, and do better. None of that seems to apply to libs like Doug Bulna.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1576 on: February 10, 2014, 09:01:18 PM »
As for me, I'm in the Doug Bulna karma should be painful category. It almost always is for conservatives, who get hurt, pick up the pieces, learn, and do better. None of that seems to apply to libs like Doug Bulna.

Yeah.

I'm sure everybody here has done something really stupid in their lives, maybe many times.

Something just really stupid, immature, child-like.

<<<does it every day.

But the consequences are different, and certainly not as harsh.

Perhaps walrus-face should contemplate upon that.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1577 on: February 10, 2014, 09:59:29 PM »
Yeah.

I'm sure everybody here has done something really stupid in their lives, maybe many times.



Difference is that I feel guilt and remorse.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1578 on: February 10, 2014, 10:50:52 PM »
Difference is that I feel guilt and remorse.

Sometimes.  Other times I've done stupid stuff and the only thing hurt was my pride.  :whistling:

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1579 on: February 11, 2014, 09:33:15 AM »
Today is Feb. 11, 2014. I think we need to declare this day as National WTF did Dougie do? Day.

Everyone should get into the spirit of the day by, first, hidding the remote from themselves, then submit their version of WTF Dougie Did in whatever literary form they wish.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1580 on: February 11, 2014, 11:49:37 AM »
Today is Feb. 11, 2014. I think we need to declare this day as National WTF did Dougie do? Day.

Everyone should get into the spirit of the day by, first, hidding the remote from themselves, then submit their version of WTF Dougie Did in whatever literary form they wish.

Those stupid remotes! They're lost half the time.

Sometimes I think Doug must be secretly living in my attic, coming out at night to hide remotes.

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1581 on: February 11, 2014, 12:19:45 PM »
Those stupid remotes! They're lost half the time.

Sometimes I think Doug must be secretly living in my attic, coming out at night to hide remotes.

He must have visited my house once or twice . . . or taught my daughter how to hide the damned things. :hammer:
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1582 on: February 11, 2014, 12:35:12 PM »
Doug
Hid the one
Remote to the lounge
Now only we see
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1583 on: February 11, 2014, 01:31:34 PM »
Wow, this is the thread that just won't die! Many employers do a google search on potential employees. Doug may have problems.


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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1584 on: February 11, 2014, 11:23:13 PM »
I wonder how many DUmmies have done something like this...................
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1585 on: February 12, 2014, 07:51:38 AM »
I wonder how many DUmmies have done something like this...................

Probably a few have tried something similar, but I'll bet they're not going to boast about it on Skins's island.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1586 on: February 12, 2014, 08:52:17 AM »
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1587 on: February 12, 2014, 10:56:34 AM »
^Nice find Purple !
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1588 on: February 13, 2014, 03:16:00 PM »
Oh my.

For future reference:

Police investigating bomb threat called into Denville car dealership

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94582.0.html
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1589 on: February 13, 2014, 03:17:36 PM »
The trigger device might be the missing remote.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1590 on: February 16, 2014, 02:40:17 PM »
Probably a few have tried something similar, but I'll bet they're not going to boast about it on Skins's island.

Somehow I get the feeling that car dealerships are most vulnerable to this type of crime.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1591 on: February 20, 2014, 12:14:26 AM »
I'll be darned, coach was right.
This thread had slipped down a couple pages.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1592 on: February 20, 2014, 07:51:08 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s[/youtube]
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1593 on: February 20, 2014, 07:54:55 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsifANR96s[/youtube]

Okay, dutch, sir.

That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.

After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.

I dunno what's up with that.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1594 on: February 20, 2014, 07:59:48 AM »
Okay, dutch, sir.

That wasn't coming out; all one got was blank white acreage.

After I took the "s" out of the "https" in the "address," it did.

I dunno what's up with that.

hmm. don't know. Will have to look throught he coding and see what's up.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1595 on: February 20, 2014, 09:30:57 AM »
Doug Bulna, with all his IT experience, is now trying to sabotage the internet by randomly inserting "esses" at the end of HTTP.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1596 on: February 21, 2014, 05:27:32 PM »
Need to mention that so OZ, will notice the number of replies.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1597 on: February 21, 2014, 05:31:46 PM »
Well, this Doug Bulna thread is far out in front of the other Doug Bulna thread, that's for sure.
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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1598 on: February 24, 2014, 11:40:58 PM »
It's the dealership's fault for having such a small remote. We should mail them a few of these. We know Doug Bulna from Democratic Underground would never lift any thing this heavy.





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Re: DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote
« Reply #1599 on: February 25, 2014, 01:22:44 AM »
I've known some pathological liars in my time, but 0 takes the prize.