I'm thinking 100 pages, 1500 posts and 50K views then lock it.
I'd thought about doing that last November, just before the contest for Top DUmmies got underway.
Then I changed my mind, deciding to let this die a natural death.
It'll die a natural death when walrus-face tells the primitives what happened, and apologizes to them for being such a rectal aperture.
This thread'll go on as long as the brain-damaged primitive wants it to; he's the one, the only one, to decide whether it withers or flourishes.