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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1400 on: December 25, 2013, 04:23:33 AM »
Publicizing the porno thread just drives traffic to it.
If Doug had signed up here, even he could view it.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1401 on: December 25, 2013, 04:51:23 AM »
This thread is just priceless.

It is the gift that keeps on giving lol.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1402 on: December 25, 2013, 08:03:16 AM »
Merry Christmas, Doug!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1403 on: December 25, 2013, 08:26:26 AM »
Merry Christmas, Doug!


If I can't say anything nice, I won't say anything at all.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1404 on: December 25, 2013, 08:28:23 AM »
Merry Christmas, Doug!
Good news Doug. The newspapers today are extra thick with all the after-Christmas sales. Sleeping on the bench will be even warmer!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1405 on: December 26, 2013, 03:27:51 PM »
I had wandered over earlier this morning to see if the walrus had shown up yet.
Not a peep, not even a grunt.
Blubberbuns has turned into a complete disappointment.  :(
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1406 on: December 26, 2013, 04:26:20 PM »
I had wandered over earlier this morning to see if the walrus had shown up yet.
Not a peep, not even a grunt.
Blubberbuns has turned into a complete disappointment.  :(

Maybe he will make his return in the new year ?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1407 on: December 26, 2013, 08:13:15 PM »
I hope someone scans New Jersey obits from time to time.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1408 on: December 27, 2013, 09:26:47 PM »
Dagnabit! I thought I caught him.  :rant:
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1409 on: December 28, 2013, 08:35:24 AM »
Well Doug, the New Year is fast approaching. You should be signed up for Obamacare by now as its the LAW. The free version has few frills, and very high deductibles.

Being a sys admin, you probably had no problem getting in. Tell us how easy it was, Dougie.
You could do that right?

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1410 on: December 28, 2013, 10:37:46 PM »
Well Doug, the New Year is fast approaching. You should be signed up for Obamacare by now as its the LAW. The free version has few frills, and very high deductibles.



As a sys admin, Doug doesn't need no "stinkin" obamacare. Rank has it's privileges.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1411 on: December 28, 2013, 11:30:47 PM »
As a sys admin, Doug doesn't need no "stinkin" obamacare. Rank has it's privileges.

Then none of the DUmmies should need Obamacare.  They are all pretty rank, just try standing downwind of one of them.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1412 on: December 29, 2013, 06:59:14 AM »
Then none of the DUmmies should need Obamacare.  They are all pretty rank, just try standing downwind of one of them.
You first, and take the gasmask off, you look silly.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1413 on: December 30, 2013, 03:28:23 PM »
After four and a half months of pouting in the corner, the walrus returned.
Not so much as a grunt of explaination.
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Naturally it's a conspiracy theory, which makes it funnier.  :lmao:

BTW, nobody mentioned the long absence.  :-)
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1414 on: December 30, 2013, 04:07:12 PM »
BTW, nobody mentioned the long absence.  :-)

They won't even have noticed - they're such a caring community over there that they can't even get a simple dead DUmmies forum set-up.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1415 on: December 30, 2013, 07:30:37 PM »
One more day, Doug. Then ALL of DU will get to read about you. They will be coming right here.
Pity DUers are such cowards, that none will sign up to defend your name (not even you) (not even Squeak!).

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1416 on: December 30, 2013, 07:40:04 PM »
Congrats Doug for being STUPENDOUSLY stupid.  You made 2013 a memorable and funny year.  The latter part of it anyway.  :loser:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1417 on: December 30, 2013, 08:42:12 PM »
Well Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, are you gainfully employed now? Did you get another job after hiding your employer's customer lounge remote and subsequently getting fired? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Come on Doug!!!! Let us in on it. This thread is going on and on and I suspect, will continue to go on until you fess up. So give us the info on your situation. Trust me... until you fess up, it will not go away.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1418 on: December 30, 2013, 09:14:05 PM »
Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1419 on: December 30, 2013, 09:31:13 PM »
Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.

I agree, but.....

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?

I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1420 on: December 30, 2013, 10:24:46 PM »
I agree, but.....

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?

I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.

I think the DUmmies on Skimmer's shit list, who've had too many posts hidden by mole juries, will start their suspensions January 1, and be gone until enough hidden posts are dropped by the DUmp's statute of limitations.

Then they'll come back, but unless more posts are dropped due to age, they'll start a new suspension as soon as they get another hidden post.

It would be a beautiful thing if they still had a  meta forum.

Of course some of the missing DUmmies will never return, having been throttled by the Sandhills Assassin.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1421 on: December 30, 2013, 10:50:33 PM »
Doug and Amber combined couldn't carry nadin's jockstrap.

I agree, but.....

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed if the cousin's suspension's been lifted, and she's commenting again on Skins's island?

I really hate when that happens, a primitive going away for a while, because you know who gets blamed for it.

Well GB and Frank... you do have to admit Doug spawned the longest, largest thread in CC history. That has got to count for something!!!  LFR keep us entertained and on the edge of our seats while she had her cross country odyssey. Now it wasn't as riveting as Homer, I will admit. It did have lots of entertainment value though.

I think it was kinda like college football. You got Ohio State, LSU, Alabama, et al... always there every year... but then you get an upstart every now and again that takes the nation by storm. I feel that is what happened this year. America loves an underdog and apparently so does CC.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1422 on: December 30, 2013, 11:06:37 PM »
Wasn't PeW trying to defend Doug ? Before he was invited to exit stage right ?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1423 on: December 31, 2013, 09:39:45 AM »
Wasn't PeW trying to defend Doug ? Before he was invited to exit stage right ?
I don't recall that.  Wouldn't doubt it.
Doug Bulna's,  "yoohoo I'm back" post didn't draw much attention.
Gearhart Chevrolet didn't even post a beg for him to come back.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1424 on: January 04, 2014, 07:00:36 PM »
Oh baby it's back.

Happy New Year DUglawarus!
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