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Offline jukin

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1325 on: December 19, 2013, 01:20:53 PM »
I asked the Magic 8 Ball "Will Doug get a Christmas bonus from Gearhart Chevrolet?"

Magic 8 Ball came back with "Signs point to no."

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1326 on: December 19, 2013, 01:22:47 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 19, 2013, 01:18:14 PM
I'd like to imagine Doug's absence has been caused by his fervent devotion to bell-ringing for the Salvation Army. 

I wouldn't trust a DUchebag near any cash donations. You know they would figure a way that they NEEEEEEEEEDED it more than anybody it was going to help.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1327 on: December 19, 2013, 03:39:16 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 19, 2013, 01:20:53 PM
I asked the Magic 8 Ball "Will Doug get a Christmas bonus from Gearhart Chevrolet?"

Magic 8 Ball came back with "Signs point to no."



Will Dutch get a Christmas blowjob?



Will Dougie die alone and friendless?


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1328 on: December 19, 2013, 03:45:52 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 19, 2013, 01:22:47 PM
I wouldn't trust a DUchebag near any cash donations. You know they would figure a way that they NEEEEEEEEEDED it more than anybody it was going to help.

Only if "we" don't steal the donations.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1329 on: December 19, 2013, 03:48:29 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 19, 2013, 03:39:16 PM
Will Dutch get a Christmas blowjob?




Does that count as one of the semi annuals or is it just a freebie? [/32 years of marriage]
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1330 on: December 19, 2013, 05:05:57 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 19, 2013, 01:18:14 PM
I'd like to imagine Doug's absence has been caused by his fervent devotion to bell-ringing for the Salvation Army. 
I can imagine that as well. I imagine that DB's motivation would be to impress Coach with his charity, and Christmas spirit enough to be invited to Coach's for Christmas dinner. A quid pro quo nonetheless.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1331 on: December 19, 2013, 05:20:12 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 19, 2013, 03:48:29 PM
Does that count as one of the semi annuals or is it just a freebie? [/32 years of marriage]

No. I just tie a bow and add jingle bells for Christmas.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1332 on: December 19, 2013, 05:58:40 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 19, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
No. I just tie a bow and add jingle bells for Christmas.

 :-)

Oh I see, "Dick in a Box"

One of the funniest things on new SNL and the reason I can stand to watch Justin Timberlake. You know Pajama Boy (?) wishes he was as hipster Duchebag as these guys.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1333 on: December 19, 2013, 07:49:13 PM »
A little something for Doug:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3fN_-rupwo[/youtube]

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1334 on: December 19, 2013, 09:16:40 PM »
I wonder if DainBramaged stole the remote to also keep A&E off the air because of Duck Dynasty.  :mental:
« Last Edit: December 19, 2013, 09:47:09 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1335 on: December 20, 2013, 02:24:23 PM »
So close to surpassing the rules thread.

Merry Christmas Doug!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1336 on: December 20, 2013, 02:27:18 PM »
Indeed, a very Merry Christmas Dougie.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1337 on: December 20, 2013, 02:45:10 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 20, 2013, 02:24:23 PM
So close to surpassing the rules thread.

Merry Christmas Doug!
<<<Trying to figure out who reads the dang rules?  :???:

Oh, BM, Dougiepoo.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1338 on: December 20, 2013, 02:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 20, 2013, 02:45:10 PM
<<<Trying to figure out who reads the dang rules?  :???:

Oh, BM, Dougiepoo.

I don't know whor eads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1339 on: December 20, 2013, 03:00:43 PM »
oh, and +1

[youtube=425,350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag[/youtube]
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1340 on: December 20, 2013, 03:03:22 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 20, 2013, 02:59:23 PM
I don't know who reads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.
I know what you mean.  The only rules I read, where when my mole signed up at the DUmp.
I was curious to see how long it would take to break one, or all.
I shouldn't have read the rules.  :banghead:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1341 on: December 20, 2013, 03:12:23 PM »
Will Doug Bulna qualify for Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1342 on: December 20, 2013, 03:19:26 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 20, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
Will Doug Bulna qualify for Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?
Only if the mechanics rammed the remote so far up his ass, he needs it professionally removed.  :whistling:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1343 on: December 20, 2013, 03:28:04 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 20, 2013, 02:59:23 PM
I don't know who  reads them. I haven't read any of the stickied 'rules' 'by-laws' or stuff put up by our hosts. I figure when I finally violate one of them, they'll let me know.

 :-)

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1344 on: December 20, 2013, 03:36:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 20, 2013, 03:28:04 PM
:-)

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And a well-deserved H5 for that.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1345 on: December 20, 2013, 03:41:46 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 20, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
Will Doug Bulna qualify for Obama Care medicaid now that he out of work?

Is eyeball polishing covered under medicaid?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1346 on: December 20, 2013, 03:48:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 20, 2013, 03:28:04 PM
:-)

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Glory hound.  :asssmack:


Quote from: BattleHymn on December 20, 2013, 03:41:46 PM
Is eyeball polishing covered under medicaid?
Here's what Dougie can do.
Just buff with toothpaste and a fine cloth.
Drop in beer to clean it. 
Don't forget it's in there or the proctologist will have an asshole looking back at him.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1347 on: December 20, 2013, 04:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 20, 2013, 03:48:48 PM
Here's what Dougie can do.
Just buff with toothpaste and a fine cloth.
Drop in beer to clean it. 
Don't forget it's in there or the proctologist will have an asshole looking back at him.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1348 on: December 20, 2013, 04:59:58 PM »
Doug will have time to watch the Duck Dynasty marathon....if he still has a TV....if he still has an abode...if the library has it.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1349 on: December 20, 2013, 05:02:06 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 20, 2013, 04:59:58 PM
Doug will have time to watch the Duck Dynasty marathon....if he still has a TV....if he still has an abode...if the library has it.
It's on, at the proctologists waiting room.
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