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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1200 on: November 25, 2013, 09:54:27 PM »


You guys should be thankful you're not Doug.  Poor Doug has too look twice as much to look twice.   :-)

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1201 on: November 25, 2013, 10:00:42 PM »

You guys should be thankful you're not Doug.  Poor Doug has too look twice as much to look twice.

That's true. Doug needs to look four times to look twice.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1202 on: November 26, 2013, 05:39:13 AM »
You guys really need to lay off of Doug, he's finally taking the initiative and getting his life back together:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDSTEPGFpYE[/youtube]
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1203 on: November 27, 2013, 01:36:23 PM »
I just want to wish Doug a Happy Thanksgiving and hope that the meal at the shelter is good.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1204 on: November 27, 2013, 03:07:22 PM »
He's eating with Amber?? Darn.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1205 on: November 27, 2013, 03:19:24 PM »
He's eating with Amber?? Darn.

Doubtful, Amber is eating Apache bread and Thanksgiving fish with Chief Whitecloud on the reservation.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1206 on: November 27, 2013, 03:26:43 PM »
Doubtful, Amber is eating Apache bread and Thanksgiving fish with Chief Whitecloud on the reservation.
I didn't know the "Sally", took reservations.  :whistling:
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1207 on: November 27, 2013, 04:25:06 PM »
Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1208 on: November 27, 2013, 04:36:29 PM »
Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.

Dougie will be so happy!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1209 on: November 27, 2013, 04:39:41 PM »
Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.

To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1210 on: November 27, 2013, 05:07:54 PM »
To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views. 
But he's checked it 86,000 times.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1211 on: November 27, 2013, 08:37:00 PM »
Just noticed this thread is approaching the coveted 43000 views.
Thou shalt not covet, the DUmmies have that market cornered.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1212 on: November 27, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
To be fair, that's only 21,500 in Doug views. 

See, I read that like it meant dog years rather than number of views. I was going to give you a H5 for being subtly humorous, but now I am going to bitchslap everyone.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1213 on: November 27, 2013, 10:05:00 PM »
See, I read that like it meant dog years rather than number of views. I was going to give you a H5 for being subtly humorous, but now I am going to bitchslap everyone.

Good catch!  As well as making a play on Doug only having one eye, your initial interpretation was correct.  For proof, see my post here:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90161.0/msg,1150026.html  


Now, I was going to H5 you for catching my attempt at humor, but now it looks like I'll have to bitchslap you for second guessing yourself.  :-) :tongue:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1214 on: November 29, 2013, 01:53:18 PM »
Personally, I prefer "walrus years"...

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1215 on: November 29, 2013, 02:08:53 PM »
Personally, I prefer "walrus years"...



H5.  Nice photo.  :rofl:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1216 on: November 29, 2013, 06:33:59 PM »
Wonder if Comrade Chumley had a good thanksgiving?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1217 on: November 29, 2013, 08:53:32 PM »
Wonder if Comrade Chumley had a good thanksgiving?
Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he had to take her back to the underpass.

It was a magical day, the stuff fantasies are made of.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1218 on: November 29, 2013, 09:12:04 PM »
Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he threw his filthy dirty penis down her throat and had to take her back to the underpass.


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When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1219 on: November 29, 2013, 09:14:17 PM »
If you put Amber on an Indian pony, her feet wouldn't leave the ground.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1220 on: November 29, 2013, 09:31:38 PM »
If you put Amber on an Indian pony, her feet wouldn't leave the ground.

That depends on your definition of pony and/or Indian.
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When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1221 on: November 30, 2013, 12:16:58 AM »
If you put Amber on any pony, you would break its back. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1222 on: November 30, 2013, 12:42:47 AM »
Yeah. He had fish, frybread, went horseback riding, and showed off his new girlfriend to his mom before he had to take her back to the underpass.

It was a magical day, the stuff fantasies are made of.
I....what?...I..uh... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1223 on: November 30, 2013, 09:25:26 AM »
I....what?...I..uh... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 :cheersmate:

I don't know...
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1224 on: November 30, 2013, 10:35:35 AM »
Doug's one major accomplishment in life is going to be getting a thread that has the most page views on CC!!

And to think I never thought a DUchebag would amount to anything.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.